Hmmm, I hate Rush but I love Neil Young and Leonard Cohen, so I have the music requirement basically covered, if equivalencies are accepted. I've only read 2 Atwood books, but I've read four books by Robertson Davies (and I think I'd like to read more). As far as the poutine goes, I have little doubt that poutine would make me toilet tantrum, bad. I will, however, turn on my webcam and enter a video chat with you, where I rake the ancient solidified gallon of milk out of my freezer, put it in a big tupperware container, nuke it for 30 seconds to soften it up, and then proceed to rub it all over my hot and naked body.