Author Topic: old prole is old (Read 2854 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** December 30, 2008, 08:42:14 PM »

i haven't been charged with murder yet

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #2 on:** December 30, 2008, 08:42:29 PM »

Happy birthday Prole! Time to buy that Cadillac/Ferrari eh

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #3 on:** December 30, 2008, 08:43:06 PM »

Holiday Birthday? Bummer. Does it suck sharing the spotlight with Jesus?

Eric P · « **Reply #4 on:** December 30, 2008, 08:43:56 PM »

i totally forgot to wish you a happy birthday

Bocsius · « **Reply #5 on:** December 30, 2008, 08:44:59 PM »

Speaking of growing old, is there some rule that says as women grow older, their hair must grow shorter? I demand an inquiry into the matter.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6 on:** December 30, 2008, 08:46:08 PM »

prole

That's 35 years young, mister.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** December 30, 2008, 08:48:53 PM »

I've been saying this for like two years now.

It's your birthday then? happy birthday. or did you have an epiphany by falling in the bathroom, breaking your hip, and being to ashamed to yell for your wife you've phoned whiteman to come over to secretly escort you to the hospital and you're just posting to take your mind off the pain until he arrives?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** December 30, 2008, 08:53:38 PM »

happy birthday

you ain't old yet, junior

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9 on:** December 30, 2008, 08:55:40 PM »

Happy Birthday, for some reason I though you were like 40

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #10 on:** December 30, 2008, 08:59:29 PM »

35!? I pictured you looking exactly like this guy:

cool breeze · « **Reply #11 on:** December 30, 2008, 09:00:32 PM »

Tight now I'm thinking that 35 isn't too old, but in 14 years I might think differently. Biggest advantage I have against old age is being oblivious to the interests of my generation

veering off here a bit, I do think that people in their early 20s/late teens these days have the most fucked up sense of nostalgia. Christmas talk in some of my last classes were painful.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #12 on:** December 30, 2008, 09:01:23 PM »

happy birthday prole!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** December 30, 2008, 09:10:56 PM »

Happy birthday, you old fart.

drozmight · « **Reply #14 on:** December 30, 2008, 09:13:40 PM »

hip hip huzzahhh...

start saving up for that hip replacement.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 30, 2008, 09:46:21 PM »

Man, when you were born, Angel Lansbury was still bangin.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** December 30, 2008, 09:46:44 PM »

*points and laughs*

Beezy · « **Reply #17 on:** December 30, 2008, 10:12:12 PM »

Happy birthday old Prole!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** December 30, 2008, 10:12:58 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 30, 2008, 09:46:21 PM

Man, when you were born, Angel Lansbury was still bangin.

she still is.

Tristam · « **Reply #19 on:** December 30, 2008, 10:39:35 PM »

Happy birthday! Oldest member of EB? IIRC Gaf still has dudes in their 50s...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** December 30, 2008, 10:39:56 PM »

DIABETAHS

happy birthday prole

Oblivion · « **Reply #21 on:** December 30, 2008, 10:40:11 PM »

35?! Holy shit, might as well change your handle to "Methuselah".

Instead of trolling Nintendo fans online, seems Drinky will be spending most of his time yelling at them to get off his lawn. :'(

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Happy birthday, boss!

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** December 30, 2008, 10:48:14 PM »

I WANT TO TASTE
YOUR FUCK

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:04:28 PM »

I heard the senses diminished when you got older but I don't want to reach the age when my birthday wish is to taste fuck again. poor prole. :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:06:27 PM »

"again" arvie? don't lie on the internets.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:07:51 PM »

Gramps can still bring it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:11:15 PM »

What I was saying is not that I wish to never have to wish to taste fuck again, instead what I was saying is I wish to never be so old that I have diminished senses that could once taste sex but now can't. A year ago you would have got the subtle difference.

FatalT · « **Reply #27 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:12:02 PM »

Happy Birthday! Whatcha get?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:13:44 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on December 30, 2008, 11:12:47 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/2prcha0.jpg[] [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/25yw1hi.jpg[]

what's that from?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:14:43 PM »

omg bulma

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:15:28 PM »

NO BALLS!

muckhole · « **Reply #31 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:28:41 PM »

Happy Birthday! And welcome to the 35+ club! Now you'll have to constantly check your most recent posts to see if you already posted that thing you were thinking about posting!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #32 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:29:11 PM »

that dragon ball pic is brilliant, is it really in the game? I might have to buy it just for that

muckhole · « **Reply #33 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:29:44 PM »

Happy Birthday! And welcome to the 35+ club! Now you'll have to constantly check your most recent posts to see if you already posted that thing you were thinking about posting!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:32:46 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on December 30, 2008, 11:29:44 PM

Happy Birthday! And welcome to the 35+ club! Now you'll have to constantly check your most recent posts to see if you already posted that thing you were thinking about posting!

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #35 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:49:29 PM »

35 isn't depressing until you realize it's only 15 years and you are 50 (!!).

15 years doesn't seem like such a long time anymore.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #36 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:59:55 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #37 on:** December 31, 2008, 12:08:28 AM »

Happy Burfday Nukka!

Prole

Yeah, I'd do him.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #38 on:** December 31, 2008, 12:09:08 AM »

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #39 on:** December 31, 2008, 12:20:01 AM »

Happy birthday, Professor. Hope you got some cool gifts.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #40 on:** December 31, 2008, 12:29:34 AM »

15 years ago I was 11, still seems like a pretty long time to me!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #41 on:** December 31, 2008, 12:31:04 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on December 31, 2008, 12:29:34 AM

15 years ago I was 11, still seems like a pretty long time to me!

Me, too. High five!

MCD · « **Reply #42 on:** December 31, 2008, 12:33:50 AM »

Happy Birthday.

Diunx · « **Reply #43 on:** December 31, 2008, 12:52:22 AM »

Hey at least you are not 40.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #44 on:** December 31, 2008, 01:09:37 AM »

You don't feel old until you hit 50.

Loki · « **Reply #45 on:** December 31, 2008, 01:13:45 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 30, 2008, 08:36:57 PM

35

Damn that's ol -- I mean HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DOUG!

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #46 on:** December 31, 2008, 01:15:13 AM »

Happy Birthday, I hope your day is filled with endless possibilty~

Reb · « **Reply #47 on:** December 31, 2008, 05:37:20 AM »

Half way there, congrats!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48 on:** December 31, 2008, 05:45:17 AM »

Nintendo's entire strategy has been a ploy to trap Drinky in old age. Pretty soon all he'll be capible of doing is waggling the very games and franchises he spent his youth despising. The ultimate irony, or shall I say wiirony

Benjamen Buttonless :'(

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #49 on:** December 31, 2008, 08:59:27 AM »

That's funny, you don't post a day over 34.

Happy birthday old man.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #50 on:** December 31, 2008, 09:01:56 AM »

Quote from: Tristam on December 30, 2008, 10:39:35 PM

Happy birthday! Oldest member of EB? IIRC Gaf still has dudes in their 50s...

Yeah, I saw a thread the other day where one member was talking about graduating HS in like 1982.

That was when Fast Times at Ridgemont High was in theaters for christs sake!

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #51 on:** December 31, 2008, 09:39:07 AM »

Pretty soon you'll need baggy khakis to hide your diaper.

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** December 31, 2008, 10:09:28 AM »

Birthdays are so depressing.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #53 on:** December 31, 2008, 10:54:15 AM »

thanks, folks! i just soiled my adult diapers with delight.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #54 on:** December 31, 2008, 11:08:21 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 31, 2008, 10:54:15 AM

thanks, folks! i just soiled my adult diapers with delight.

What's it smell like?

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #55 on:** December 31, 2008, 11:16:49 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on December 31, 2008, 11:08:21 AM

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 31, 2008, 10:54:15 AM
thanks, folks! i just soiled my adult diapers with delight.

What's it smell like?

My guess is a mix of split pea soup and metamucil

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #56 on:** December 31, 2008, 11:19:26 AM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on December 31, 2008, 09:01:56 AM

Quote from: Tristam on December 30, 2008, 10:39:35 PM
Happy birthday! Oldest member of EB? IIRC Gaf still has dudes in their 50s...

Yeah, I saw a thread the other day where one member was talking about graduating HS in like 1982.

That was when Fast Times at Ridgemont High was in theaters for christs sake!

Eel is the oldest. I think he's 38.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #57 on:** December 31, 2008, 11:26:08 AM »

I was talking about gaf dudes who are 50+, my bad.

tiesto · « **Reply #58 on:** December 31, 2008, 11:48:09 AM »

Happy birthday Prole!

Akala · « **Reply #59 on:** December 31, 2008, 12:52:56 PM »

Happy Belated.

May you have many more years of making me feel young!

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Author Topic: old prole is old (Read 2854 times)