I got fucking drunk as hell last night and I'm a pretty cool drunk.
My cousin Rebel on the other hand, drank as much vodka as I did and then turned around and drank a fifth of Jack Daniels on top of that, puked everywhere, yelled at everybody, got all paranoid, hollered at me some more, and finally passed out. Today, he swears he did none of that and says I'm a dickhead.
I also found out that people WILL put their ass in yer face if you pass out drunk before they do.