Author Topic: Pick my next book to read, fagabags (Read 972 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** December 01, 2006, 01:33:52 AM »

I need something to read, and I have a stack of books what need readin'. YOU DECIDE.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:34:25 AM »

YOU NEED TO LEARN TO PARENT AM I RITE

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:35:14 AM »

Hmm... gut reaction is that honestly that Parenting book looks the most interesting. Is the little rugrat breaking discs of ICO yet?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:35:23 AM »

Well, I don't wanna end up with a white female version of Phoenix Dark on my hands, now do I

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:35:50 AM »

Read Terminal Beach, bitch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:36:21 AM »

Why would children want to think for themselves?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:36:32 AM »

you just want your book back!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:37:04 AM »

Are you for or against corporal punishment, Drinky?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:37:42 AM »

serious answer? or should i just beat my child now and post it to youtube

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:39:37 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 01, 2006, 01:37:42 AM

serious answer? or should i just beat my child now and post it to youtube

Whoa whoa whoa... I don't think it was her fault she played Xenogears, Doug. She's too young to know what she was doing!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:40:42 AM »

YouTube!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:42:41 AM »

I shall attempt to create a serious discussion by answering SRSLY.

I don't believe in hardcore corporal punishment -- like belts and switches and other shit -- but I'm not averse to a small slap or spanking or smacking if she continues to cross a clearly demarcated albeit still metaphorical line. Respect has to have a small component of fear; otherwise, you cease to be an authority.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:43:48 AM »

In other words you beat her when she asks to waggle with the Wii?

Vizzys · « **Reply #13 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:44:08 AM »

Now if she plays Xenosaga, thats a different story.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:44:24 AM »

Every time Phoenix Dark posts, beat her, Drinky. Beat her for freedom.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:44:37 AM »

there will be no wii waggling in MY HOUSE

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:47:44 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 01, 2006, 01:44:37 AM

there will be no wii waggling in MY HOUSE

With that attitude, her first serious boyfriend is going to be the biggest Ninthing in the world. He'll probably show up at your house, ready to escort her to the latest soapbox social carrying a portable dual screen Wii3, with the waggle wands in holsters attached to his belt.

That's your future son-in-law.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:49:03 AM »

Her first boyfriend will probably be blackAcid's sixth kid

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:49:26 AM »

Ninthings don't get women

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** December 01, 2006, 01:49:43 AM »

Federwang, what you just described is why shotguns were created.

Strife Doombringer · « **Reply #20 on:** December 01, 2006, 02:05:27 AM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** December 01, 2006, 02:27:19 AM »

Lol youre gonna read a raising children book.

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