Author Topic: As of today, Willco is no longer part of EvilBore (Read 5364 times)

demi · « **on:** January 06, 2009, 07:55:46 AM »

He sent me an IM and explained that he is starting a new forum. It's called The Keyboard Club.

I will be de-adminning Willco within the day. Please pay your respects here and wish him luck on his new endeavor.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #1 on:** January 06, 2009, 07:58:55 AM »

Fuck

I always imagined kid Willco as the fat kid fro 2 and a half men

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2 on:** January 06, 2009, 07:59:59 AM »

Bob C3PO under house arrest?

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** January 06, 2009, 08:00:30 AM »

Willco told me he's been dealing with some personal issues... I guess he hangs with the wrong crowd.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** January 06, 2009, 08:14:59 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on January 06, 2009, 07:58:55 AM

I always imagined kid Willco as the fat kid fro 2 and a half men

You are not that far off.

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My parents even think that.

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littlemathletics · « **Reply #5 on:** January 06, 2009, 08:57:15 AM »

The fuck? $:-\$

Positive Touch · « **Reply #6 on:** January 06, 2009, 09:02:33 AM »

congrats on the contacts, Willco

Diunx · « **Reply #7 on:** January 06, 2009, 10:45:14 AM »

I want to buy the fat kid a prostitute.

muckhole · « **Reply #8 on:** January 06, 2009, 02:28:01 PM »

Godspeed Willco. Just don't be too trusting of that BobC3P0 feller.

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9 on:** January 06, 2009, 02:51:04 PM »

I thought BobC3PO was that kids mom at first. Totally a "It's Pat?" vibe. I bet those two got their teenage "experiment" on.

Solo · « **Reply #10 on:** January 06, 2009, 03:07:46 PM »

Whats going on in here?

Bildi · « **Reply #11 on:** January 07, 2009, 02:13:16 AM »

That monk outfit is super cool.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #12 on:** January 07, 2009, 05:41:49 AM »

I watched the whole thing, it was awesome

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #13 on:** January 07, 2009, 01:14:42 PM »

Did Crystal Gemini really leave Willco for Etoilet? Or whatever his name is.

And what's up with "Slam Dunk'n Hoes"? That cover is pure fiya!

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** January 07, 2009, 01:15:31 PM »

Yes and it is a pretty tight cover.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #15 on:** January 07, 2009, 01:17:38 PM »

But what's up with it? Why do I get that instead of Evilbore?

And damn, forum drama like whoa!

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** January 07, 2009, 01:18:58 PM »

There wasnt any forum drama, it was more personal behind the scenes stuff. And there was a big server croak so we shuffled and now I take the reigns while Willco goes and hams it up. The portal didnt make the transfer, but it was pretty useless anyway. We are still trying to figure out what to put on the front page.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #17 on:** January 07, 2009, 01:20:09 PM »

I'm expecting to see Heavy Metal Radio and I get Slam Dunk'n Hoes. Which is a step up to be sure, but still a bit confusing.

Damn, Willco. Bitches ain't shit.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** January 07, 2009, 01:22:35 PM »

Word.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** January 07, 2009, 02:10:21 PM »

So Willco HAS handed over the reigns of EB?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #20 on:** January 07, 2009, 02:33:40 PM »

Willco went from managing Wal-mart to becoming the greeter that stands in front of the store.

Eric P · « **Reply #21 on:** January 07, 2009, 02:37:42 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on January 07, 2009, 02:10:21 PM

So Willco HAS handed over the reigns of EB?

more like won'tco, AMIRITE

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22 on:** January 07, 2009, 02:38:32 PM »

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** January 07, 2009, 02:38:42 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on January 07, 2009, 02:10:21 PM

So Willco HAS handed over the reigns of EB?

It's time for a new direction.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #24 on:** January 07, 2009, 03:56:46 PM »

Seriously?

Ganhyun · « **Reply #25 on:** January 07, 2009, 04:07:32 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on January 07, 2009, 03:52:38 PM

Quote from: demi on January 07, 2009, 01:18:58 PM
We are still trying to figure out what to put on the front page.

Naked Women and "hard hitting gaming news".

Naked Women have to stay off otherwise I lose ability to view this site at work.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** January 07, 2009, 04:22:25 PM »

what's a named man

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** January 07, 2009, 04:22:36 PM »

Demi is horrible. Who will end his reign of terror?

Ganhyun · « **Reply #28 on:** January 07, 2009, 04:24:02 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2009, 04:22:25 PM

what's a named man

yes this.

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 07, 2009, 04:27:51 PM »

Quote from: Night Man on January 07, 2009, 04:22:36 PM

Demi is horrible. Who will end his reign of terror?

I thought you left the forum? Are you feeling sexually horny right now?

Bocsius · « **Reply #30 on:** January 07, 2009, 04:35:32 PM »

Quote from: Night Man on January 07, 2009, 04:22:36 PM

Demi is horrible. Who will end his reign of terror?

George W. Bush.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #31 on:** January 07, 2009, 09:14:11 PM »

his fucking voice

Tauntaun · « **Reply #32 on:** January 07, 2009, 09:48:36 PM »

R.I.P. Willco It was a good ride.

:jewcry

:'(

T234 · « **Reply #33 on:** January 07, 2009, 09:58:07 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on January 07, 2009, 01:14:42 PM

Did Crystal Gemini really leave Willco for Etoilet? Or whatever his name is.

And what's up with "Slam Dunk'n Hoes"? That cover is pure fiya!

I think the lesson here is; if you have a mutilated penis and the majority of your day is spent in a group hated by many (Gamestop/The Alliance), cute Chinese chicks with sisters who like vagina more than you do will totally jump on top of you.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #34 on:** January 07, 2009, 11:57:46 PM »

I really liked it when the 'Big Bully' says "Ah! Yes, A wedgie! hahahaha!"

Ive been thinking about this video all day

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #35 on:** January 08, 2009, 12:14:43 AM »

Quote from: T234 on January 07, 2009, 09:58:07 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on January 07, 2009, 01:14:42 PM
Did Crystal Gemini really leave Willco for Etoilet? Or whatever his name is.

And what's up with "Slam Dunk'n Hoes"? That cover is pure fiya!

I think the lesson here is; if you have a mutilated penis and the majority of your day is spent in a group hated by many (Gamestop/The Alliance), cute Chinese chicks with sisters who like vagina more than you do will totally jump on top of you.

I need a rough translation from Kentuckian to English plz

The Sceneman · « **Reply #36 on:** January 08, 2009, 12:16:10 AM »

working at Gamestop gets you mass puss? I dunno

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #37 on:** January 08, 2009, 12:16:52 AM »

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #38 on:** January 08, 2009, 12:22:57 AM »

There should be a crying dreidel .gif

T234 · « **Reply #39 on:** January 08, 2009, 12:23:25 AM »

Quote from: T EXP on January 08, 2009, 12:14:43 AM

Quote from: T234 on January 07, 2009, 09:58:07 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on January 07, 2009, 01:14:42 PM
Did Crystal Gemini really leave Willco for Etoilet? Or whatever his name is.

And what's up with "Slam Dunk'n Hoes"? That cover is pure fiya!

I think the lesson here is; if you have a mutilated penis and the majority of your day is spent in a group hated by many (Gamestop/The Alliance), cute Chinese chicks with sisters who like vagina more than you do will totally jump on top of you.

I need a rough translation from Kentuckian to English plz

I think the lesson here is; if you have a mutilated penis (are hebrew) and the majority of your day is spent in a group hated by many (Gamestop/The Alliance. Willco worked at Lamestop, Etoilet is a filthy ally.), cute Chinese chicks (Crystalgemini was and probably still is Chinese) with sisters who like vagina more than you do (lol evilbore nubs) will totally jump on top of you.

demi · « **Reply #40 on:** January 08, 2009, 12:32:56 AM »

Uncut penises are disgusting. You're doing it wrong

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #41 on:** January 08, 2009, 12:37:54 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 08, 2009, 12:32:56 AM

Uncut penises are disgusting. You're doing it wrong

unfree demi!

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #42 on:** January 08, 2009, 12:38:20 AM »

He's right. Anteater dick

demi · « **Reply #43 on:** January 08, 2009, 12:40:36 AM »

For real, unless docking is your thing. I wouldnt put it past Arvie, with his tube fetish

T234 · « **Reply #44 on:** January 08, 2009, 12:42:23 AM »

My penis >> Your penis.

I GOT THUNDAH IN MAH SHORTS

demi · « **Reply #45 on:** January 08, 2009, 12:44:37 AM »

PM me then...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #46 on:** January 08, 2009, 12:48:48 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on January 08, 2009, 12:16:10 AM

working at Gamestop gets you mass puss? I dunno

I'm not going to lie - holding a chick a Wii has gotten me a date/laid a couple of times.

T234 · « **Reply #47 on:** January 08, 2009, 12:57:08 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 08, 2009, 12:48:48 AM

Quote from: Scenester on January 08, 2009, 12:16:10 AM
working at Gamestop gets you mass puss? I dunno

I'm not going to lie - holding a chick a Wii has gotten me a date/laid a couple of times.

Meanwhile, at my job I cut the wedding photos of the only girl I ever felt I could spend the rest of my life with, and I learned that you can cry AND masturbate at the same time that night :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #48 on:** January 08, 2009, 12:59:57 AM »

That is just kind of pathetic, really.

T234 · « **Reply #49 on:** January 08, 2009, 01:04:12 AM »

On the bright side, that was just because all the other women I've ever known that were single were way out of my league (and.tried to cut my nose off with my own knife in some cases). The only other women I felt any kind connection with were all fucking married.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #50 on:** January 08, 2009, 01:05:37 AM »

I think that says something about you.

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... you need many years of therapy!

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T234 · « **Reply #51 on:** January 08, 2009, 01:13:19 AM »

Apparently, there is a cabal of chicks who really like pyromaniacs up in Cincy. I should totally get on that bandwagon!

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Author Topic: As of today, Willco is no longer part of EvilBore (Read 5364 times)