While I'm bitching about movies, FUCK THE UNBORN

[Bloodwake]

I got dragged to this one on Friday. FUCK THIS SHIT.

Lolworthy plot and jump scares. Even Gary Oldman didn't save it. The only halfway cool part was when this old cripple guy turned into a creature from Silent Hill and started chasing this old lady down in a retirement home. That's not enough to save this festering pile of goat shit though.

I give this film a FUCK YOU out of 10.

[Joe Molotov]

But it had dogs with upside-down heads? Didn't that scare you?? Dog's heads are usually right side up, but in this movie, they aren't. 

[Bloodwake]

But it had dogs with upside-down heads? Didn't that scare you?? Dog's heads are usually right side up, but in this movie, they aren't. 

That would actually be the second best part of the film because it features Gary Oldman.

[Eric P]

doesn't it also contain the line "we must finish what was started at auschwitz?"

[TVC15]

doesn't it also contain the line "we must finish what was started at auschwitz?"

Did Ben Stein write this movie?

[Great Rumbler]

"From the writer of The Dark Knight..."

 

[Robo]

You're diluting your vitriol by shitting on movies no one cares about.

[tehjaybo]

I got dragged

You wanted to see it.

And I said I wouldn't go because it was going to suck.















Point proven.

[demi]

How bad does this suck on a scale of 24 to MGS4

[Diunx]

How bad does this suck on a scale of 24 to MGS4

Not cool man.

[Great Rumbler]

How bad does this suck on a scale of 24 to MGS4

Not cool man.