Author Topic: NAIR BURN!!!!! (Read 2305 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **on:** January 12, 2009, 10:06:11 PM »

OOOOOOOOOOOOUCH FUCK! JESUS TAKE ME NOW FUCK!

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1 on:** January 12, 2009, 10:08:19 PM »

don't put it on your genitals

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** January 12, 2009, 10:08:40 PM »

You are so gay.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** January 12, 2009, 10:09:36 PM »

IT'S DOCTOR PRESCRIBED!

MY GOD THIS FEELS WORSE THAN ANY SUNBURN :'( :'( :'( :'(

Diunx · « **Reply #4 on:** January 12, 2009, 10:09:55 PM »

real men shave their genitals with a razor instead of chickenshit Nair.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** January 12, 2009, 10:12:52 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** January 12, 2009, 10:13:36 PM »

I'd shake my head back at you if it didn't hurt to move. $:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** January 12, 2009, 10:16:35 PM »

You sir, are a fellow who is truly as distinguished as you are effete.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** January 12, 2009, 10:18:51 PM »

This is true, bigboy.

It still hurts. :'(

drew · « **Reply #9 on:** January 12, 2009, 10:20:27 PM »

Quote from: diunx on January 12, 2009, 10:09:55 PM

real men shave their genitals with a razor instead of chickenshit Nair.

real men dont shave their genitals you faggot

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** January 12, 2009, 10:24:02 PM »

Shuddup. I shave my balls and I'm the summi uiri

drew · « **Reply #11 on:** January 12, 2009, 10:30:39 PM »

i havent trimmed anything down there in 2 years true story

if women dont like that they can suck my co...oh wait

Brehvolution · « **Reply #12 on:** January 12, 2009, 10:54:44 PM »

I assume you are talking about the top strip and not the bottom.

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You wouldn't be able to type if you did the bottom.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** January 12, 2009, 10:59:26 PM »

No it's far bottom. far far bottom :'(

DOCTOR PROSCRIBED!

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:10:46 PM »

so whats it for?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #15 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:10:53 PM »

tain't no good man. Sorry. :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:11:52 PM »

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ass crack. It hurts to sit :'(

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #17 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:14:21 PM »

Did you have to yank it(the wax) yourself.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:16:34 PM »

I'm not sure you have the right idea of what nair is.

my ass feels like this

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:19:12 PM »

so why are you waxing your asshole if your doctor prescribed it?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #20 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:20:18 PM »

My bad. So it's not a wax per se, but a hair melting solution that mild to moderately irritates the skin too?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:21:20 PM »

keep hair out of my second hole. Which is almost completely healed now

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:21:59 PM »

cool you should rub it on your balls.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:22:33 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 12, 2009, 11:20:18 PM

My bad. So it's not a wax per se, but a hair melting solution that mild to moderately irritates the skin too?

if by moderately you mean like if I sat on the surface of the sun, then ya.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:22:56 PM »

Isn't Nair just an acid thing or something? Does it cause you to bleed like waxing or does it just cause burning?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:23:33 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 12, 2009, 11:21:59 PM

cool you should rub it on your balls.

I'll get whiteman to use some as lube the next time he fists your butt.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:24:03 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 12, 2009, 11:22:56 PM

Isn't Nair just an acid thing or something? Does it cause you to bleed like waxing or does it just cause burning?

It's like a burn with little read dots everywhere :'(

Brehvolution · « **Reply #27 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:38:50 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 12, 2009, 11:22:33 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 12, 2009, 11:20:18 PM
My bad. So it's not a wax per se, but a hair melting solution that mild to moderately irritates the skin too?

if by moderately you mean like if I sat on the surface of the sun, then ya.

Boy, is my face red. /non nair

drew · « **Reply #28 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:06:37 AM »

nairing your asscrack is pretty much the gayest thing ive ever read on this forum

wtg

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:08:13 AM »

I can't trim anything if I want Demi to finally notice me.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #30 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:08:51 AM »

I've used Nair on my legs before and it burns. I don't like it. =/

MCD · « **Reply #31 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:10:02 AM »

i use veet for my 2nd hole and thankfully had no burn.

my balls however...

Bildi · « **Reply #32 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:40:12 AM »

:'(

So when you yanked it, did you reach between your legs or go around that back? I'm just trying to get a good mental picture.

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** January 13, 2009, 02:03:21 AM »

Maybe he got his mom to apply it.

Bildi · « **Reply #34 on:** January 13, 2009, 02:07:14 AM »

Ooh, a soothing mother's touch.

MCD · « **Reply #35 on:** January 13, 2009, 04:29:26 AM »

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #36 on:** January 13, 2009, 09:25:36 AM »

Quote from: MCD on January 13, 2009, 04:29:26 AM

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37 on:** January 13, 2009, 09:35:54 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 13, 2009, 02:03:21 AM

Maybe he got his mom to apply it.

She has to pay back her debts somehow.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #38 on:** January 13, 2009, 06:08:09 PM »

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** January 13, 2009, 06:17:33 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** January 13, 2009, 06:21:51 PM »

I thought you weren't suppose to put it on sensitive skin.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #41 on:** January 13, 2009, 06:33:57 PM »

like 10 mins. It says between 8-15 so I thought I'd take the middle ground.

muckhole · « **Reply #42 on:** January 13, 2009, 07:09:39 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on January 13, 2009, 06:15:21 PM

I use Nair/Veet on ma anoos. It's as smooth as a baby butt

Quote from: Night Man on January 13, 2009, 06:17:33 PM

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If you leave it on too long, does it start smoking? I'd always know when Father Mike was using his Nair, as the aroma of sizzling ass would fill the house.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** January 13, 2009, 07:13:22 PM »

"I'd always know when Father Mike was using his Nair, as the aroma of sizzling ass would fill the house."

that sounds like an awesome opening to a fanfic about me.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #44 on:** January 13, 2009, 07:21:26 PM »

"I'd always know when Father Mike was using his Nair, as the aroma of sizzling ass would fill the house. His customers, however, didn't find out until it was too late. I laughed as I watched them leaving Mike's room, screaming and swearing, clutching their penises."

muckhole · « **Reply #45 on:** January 13, 2009, 07:22:48 PM »

Quote from: Night Man on January 13, 2009, 07:21:26 PM

"I'd always know when Father Mike was using his Nair, as the aroma of sizzling ass would fill the house. His customers, however, didn't find out until it was too late. I laughed as I watched them leaving Mike's room, screaming and swearing, clutching their penises."

If only that online movie-maker were a tad more flexible.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #46 on:** January 13, 2009, 07:23:09 PM »

I had forgotten about what happened to brandnew. :'(

Shouldn't you be reading or sleeping or contemplating death malek?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #47 on:** January 13, 2009, 07:31:21 PM »

yep so bad I'm going to lock it.

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before I get the brandnew treatment :'(

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Author Topic: NAIR BURN!!!!! (Read 2305 times)