Author Topic: Nintendo to finally remove the game aspects out of games, thank god. (Read 2325 times)

dcharlie · « **on:** January 12, 2009, 10:47:28 PM »

http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/nintendo-planning-friendlier-approach-to-game-difficulty/1278610

thank god for that.

Now i can have someone else play timeless classics like Wii Music without lifting a finger.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:05:42 PM »

in which a game becomes an ugly overlong animated movie with terrible camerawork

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:17:05 PM »

Fuckin A.

Who is their test group? It could be the culprit.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #3 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:24:37 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on January 12, 2009, 11:19:18 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 12, 2009, 11:17:05 PM
Fuckin A.
Who is their test group? It could be the culprit.
Kojima Productions.

Didn't MGS3 actually do this already?

Bocsius · « **Reply #4 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:28:20 PM »

I'm especially excited about being able to skip right to the cut scene before the closing credits. Cut out all the busy work.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #5 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:28:23 PM »

Quote from: Douglas Adams

The Electric Monk was a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers washed tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watched tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believed things for you, thus saving you what was becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expected you to believe.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:43:49 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on January 12, 2009, 11:19:18 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 12, 2009, 11:17:05 PM
Fuckin A.

Who is their test group? It could be the culprit.

Kojima Productions.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:53:28 PM »

nintendo dont make games anymore though. this is in the wrong forum

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2009, 12:03:15 AM »

I looked it up and yeah, the special edition of MGS3 edited the gameplay segments into a 3.5 hour film so that people didn't have to play the parts between the cutscenes. Gaming was already this pathetic.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2009, 12:15:24 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 13, 2009, 12:03:15 AM

I looked it up and yeah, the special edition of MGS3 edited the gameplay segments into a 3.5 hour film so that people didn't have to play the parts between the cutscenes. Gaming was already this pathetic.

didn't shenmue ship with a disc or dvd of cutscenes?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2009, 12:27:36 AM »

Didn't we have this thread already?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2009, 12:36:57 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on January 13, 2009, 12:15:24 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on January 13, 2009, 12:03:15 AM
I looked it up and yeah, the special edition of MGS3 edited the gameplay segments into a 3.5 hour film so that people didn't have to play the parts between the cutscenes. Gaming was already this pathetic.

didn't shenmue ship with a disc or dvd of cutscenes?

yes the second on had a dvd of scenes of the first game.

i watched all 2 hoirs of it before starting on shenmue 2 game of the forever.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2009, 12:56:57 AM »

Shenmue

ahead of the times in so many ways. what a revolutionary game

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:05:59 AM »

why is shenmue only liked by the sexually forlorn

drew · « **Reply #14 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:18:17 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 12, 2009, 11:43:49 PM

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what is this from

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #15 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:20:07 AM »

Old.
Use search function.
Miyamoto is a baller.
Zelda Wii to be awesome.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #16 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:21:14 AM »

Quote from: Drewsy on January 13, 2009, 01:18:17 AM

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 12, 2009, 11:43:49 PM
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what is this from

I'm guessing Wanted.

edit: Just googled it and I'm right. Never saw the movie because the comic was sociopathic shit.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:21:52 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on January 13, 2009, 01:20:07 AM

Zelda Wii to be awesome.

Skip all the boring parts

45 minute game

(add tears)

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #18 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:25:32 AM »

So phantom hourglass is going to be dethroned as best zelda ever.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #19 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:39:39 AM »

You guys are making me want to play shenmue out of morbid curiosity.

Bildi · « **Reply #20 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:44:44 AM »

If you play Shenmue 2 you can crack hilariously funny "lucky hit" jokes. That way it won't be a complete waste of time.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #21 on:** January 13, 2009, 03:03:30 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on January 13, 2009, 01:44:44 AM

If you play Shenmue 2 you can crack hilariously funny "lucky hit" jokes. That way it won't be a complete waste of time.

i've cracked those jokes
and i've never played the game!

Tristam · « **Reply #22 on:** January 13, 2009, 03:24:17 AM »

The whole premise of this is embarrassing, but this would have been handy in Twilight Princess's obnoxious introductory fetch quest involving a rather unruly cat. I'm pretty sure the only difficulty in Nintendo games arises from poor design.

Bildi · « **Reply #23 on:** January 13, 2009, 03:55:21 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on January 13, 2009, 03:03:30 AM

i've cracked those jokes
and i've never played the game!

You da man.

T-Short · « **Reply #24 on:** January 13, 2009, 04:01:49 AM »

Shenmue was zzzzzz

drew · « **Reply #25 on:** January 13, 2009, 04:19:58 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on January 13, 2009, 01:25:32 AM

So phantom hourglass is going to be dethroned as best zelda ever.

dammitmattt · « **Reply #26 on:** January 13, 2009, 09:11:51 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on January 13, 2009, 01:25:32 AM

So phantom hourglass is going to be dethroned as best zelda ever.

Sorry to interrupt the Shenmue lovefest...but what?

Quote from: dcharlie on January 13, 2009, 01:42:21 AM

Quote
You guys are making me want to play shenmue out of morbid curiosity.
just go for a walk around your local town with $5 in your pocket (walk everywhere too)

Open every drawer you see, drive a forklift, get a kitten, and ask about sailors. There, you've played Shenmue. Although since you like the Wii ____ line of games, you might be into it seeing as it's a non-game.

Oblivion · « **Reply #27 on:** January 13, 2009, 04:56:29 PM »

Sorry, Charlie. Seems this was already posted. Guybrush did the same thing on gaf too lol.

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Author Topic: Nintendo to finally remove the game aspects out of games, thank god. (Read 2325 times)