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T234

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Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« on: January 15, 2009, 12:05:57 PM »
Some back story:

A couple of years ago, I googled my own name for the first time. The first result was a blog of a guy in one of my classes from before that (that had a bunch of talking about Jesus and shit on the sidebar) calling me a fucking sasquatch. Naturally, I didn't like that very much at all.


Left him a comment that went something like this:

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FUCKING SASQUATCH HUH

What was that business about not judging people? Must have skipped that part in your bible, huh.

Enjoy your made-up religion, cunt.

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Some girl (I believe it was his girlfriend, also with Jesus shit on her blog) had left a comment on that post asking "what does a Thor ******** look like anyway?"

I sent her a message saying:

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See for yourself.   

*Tinyurl for 1024x768 GOATSE*

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Both of the preceding two people mentioned closed their blogs within days. I also closed down the fake blog I had used for this.


Fast-forward to yesterday, the guy mentioned in this story was one who took my order and made my drink at Chik-fil-a. Nothing was said, but we both knew.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 12:10:12 PM »
Enjoyed his saliva?
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 12:12:42 PM »
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T234

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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkwa
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 12:16:25 PM »
You can see everything they do behind the counter at chik-fil-a. So he didn't get to do any of that.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2009, 12:29:08 PM »
What if he jizzed in the cup before you got there?
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T234

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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkwa
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2009, 12:35:02 PM »
You guys have clearly never been in a chik-fil-a.
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Andowsky

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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2009, 12:54:42 PM »
Not all of them are like that. I can't see what they are doing at the one in my city.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2009, 01:04:08 PM »
You should have made a comment like, "It's good to see you got your life back in order." :teehee
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2009, 01:10:41 PM »
Figures he would work there instead of McD's for instance  :lol
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2009, 01:15:44 PM »
Eating Chik-Fil-A supports no homo. :wag
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkwa
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2009, 01:51:35 PM »
Quote from: RoboJ on January 15, 2009, 01:15:44 PM
Eating Chik-Fil-A supports no homo. :wag

Eating Chick-Fil-A makes your stomach happy.

Stomach happiness >>> assumed stances on gay rights
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2009, 01:53:37 PM »
Quote from: dammitmattt on January 15, 2009, 01:51:35 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on January 15, 2009, 01:15:44 PM
Eating Chik-Fil-A supports no homo. :wag

Eating Chick-Fil-A makes your stomach happy.

Stomach happiness >>> assumed stances on gay rights

This is why I don't eat at Olive Garden.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2009, 01:59:50 PM »
I always wondered why they closed every Sunday. Then I went in once instead of going drive thru and some dude is pictured on the door talking about family values and Christianity.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2009, 02:03:12 PM »
Quote from: RoboJ on January 15, 2009, 01:15:44 PM
Eating Chik-Fil-A supports no homo. :wag

Eating chik-fil-a is the greatest gift to man since sweaty gay sex
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkwa
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2009, 02:18:02 PM »
Quote from: Andowsky on January 15, 2009, 01:59:50 PM
I always wondered why they closed every Sunday. Then I went in once instead of going drive thru and some dude is pictured on the door talking about family values and Christianity.

Fuck family values and Christianity.  They should have a dude promoting drugs and violence, right?  Chick-fil-A is more charitable per capita than nearly anyone, and they take care of their employees better than any other fast food company in the country.

In the end, Chick-fil-A's commitment to family values and Christianity has directly resulted in me having great food at good prices and great customer service with no wait 99% of the times that I go there.  I'm selfish so that's all that matters to me.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2009, 02:25:15 PM »
Your Chick Fail A is awesome then. Mine sucks. Rude employees, bad food. There's never been a wait the few times I've been but that's probably because no one wants to go. In fact maybe they are just in a bad area and don't give a shit anymore about quality, a lot of restaurants around them open and close and are replaced. Only that place, Chipotle, and a great little A&W/Long John Silvers combo store have been the constant.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkwa
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2009, 02:32:40 PM »
Quote from: Andowsky on January 15, 2009, 02:25:15 PM
Your Chick Fail A is awesome then. Mine sucks. Rude employees, bad food. There's never been a wait the few times I've been but that's probably because no one wants to go. In fact maybe they are just in a bad area and don't give a shit anymore about quality, a lot of restaurants around them open and close and are replaced. Only that place, Chipotle, and a great little A&W/Long John Silvers combo store have been the constant.

Wow.  That's unlike any Chick-fil-A that I've ever been to aside from the ones in various airports, and even then those aren't "real" stores.  Most of the Chick-fil-As around me are so popular that they have to have traffic cops to manage the huge rush of customers during the lunch crowd.  I've really only been to Chick-fil-As in the southeast, but they are pretty much all this way and this popular.  And yet you still get in and out with your food in just a couple of minutes (provided you run in instead of waiting in the ridiculous drive thru line.

Even the one Chick-fil-A that I had a lot in Texas (it was in the Grapevine area) was super busy, and it was just about the only place in town where I could get real sweet tea.

I fucking love Chick-fil-A.  It doesn't hurt that they gave me a nice scholarship in school with no strings attached and that there is a Tim Burton Batmobile along with a dozen other cool cars in the company's HQ :)
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2009, 02:34:49 PM »
Quote from: Andowsky on January 15, 2009, 02:25:15 PM
Your Chick Fail A is awesome then. Mine sucks. Rude employees, bad food. There's never been a wait the few times I've been but that's probably because no one wants to go. In fact maybe they are just in a bad area and don't give a shit anymore about quality, a lot of restaurants around them open and close and are replaced. Only that place, Chipotle, and a great little A&W/Long John Silvers combo store have been the constant.

:drool
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkwa
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2009, 02:38:03 PM »
YEAH THIS IS REAL SOUTH-EASTERN CONFERENCE FAST FOOD

I REALIZE THOSE GUYS IN THE BIG TWELVE SOUTH BARELY GET ONE GOOD FAST FOOD RESTAURANT OVER A BUNCH OF GUYS IN OHIO BUT SERIOUSLY
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2009, 02:59:30 PM »
Do you have Bojangles in Kentucky?
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkwa
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2009, 03:01:02 PM »
We do here and there.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2009, 03:02:09 PM »
Quote from: Andowsky on January 15, 2009, 02:25:15 PM
Your Chick Fail A is awesome then. Mine sucks. Rude employees, bad food. There's never been a wait the few times I've been but that's probably because no one wants to go. In fact maybe they are just in a bad area and don't give a shit anymore about quality, a lot of restaurants around them open and close and are replaced. Only that place, Chipotle, and a great little A&W/Long John Silvers combo store have been the constant.


You should complain, you can probably get it shut down or a new manager in there.  I've never really heard a complaint about Chick-Fil-A like that.  It's pretty much regarded as a very high level fast food restaurant.



Bojangles are dirty and nasty but they make really good food too if you find a good one.  Chick-Fil-A is usually very consistent in my experience.  I always crave it on Sundays though  :'(
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2009, 03:05:02 PM »
I'd eat at Chick Fil A every day if I could.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2009, 03:56:48 PM »
The problem with Chick Fil-A, other than the fact there isn't one in my hometown or my college town, is that I only really want chicken on Sundays.

KFC FTW
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2009, 04:04:52 PM »
I have never eaten at a chick fil a in my life. I don't even remember seeing one.  :-\
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2009, 04:27:01 PM »
What kind of name is Chik-fil-a? I would never eat at a place like that, is well below my standars.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2009, 04:28:56 PM »
Quote from: diunx on January 15, 2009, 04:27:01 PM
What kind of name is Chik-fil-a? I would never eat at a place like that, is well below my standars.

hey loser bitch, chik-fil-a means godfood in japanese and they serve waffle fries and chicken and sweet tea so you can fuck off
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2009, 04:33:20 PM »
This thread is making me hungry.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2009, 04:35:32 PM »
Quote from: InfectedGib on January 15, 2009, 04:33:20 PM
This thread is making me hungry.

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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #29 on: January 15, 2009, 04:35:44 PM »
KFC > Chik-fil-a-shit.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2009, 04:40:03 PM »
Quote from: diunx on January 15, 2009, 04:27:01 PM
What kind of name is Chik-fil-a? I would never eat at a place like that, is well below my standars.

Legally, they can't call it 'chicken fillet' because it doesn't come from something you would call a chicken. It's the same reason Kentucky Fried Chicken had to change its name.

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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2009, 04:41:14 PM »
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkwa
« Reply #32 on: January 15, 2009, 04:42:31 PM »
Quote from: diunx on January 15, 2009, 04:35:44 PM
KFC > Chik-fil-a-shit.

YOU. OUTSIDE. NOW.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #33 on: January 15, 2009, 05:54:36 PM »
In Chik Fil A's defense, their nuggets are probably the best I have ever had, fast food wise anyway.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #34 on: January 15, 2009, 06:45:48 PM »
Quote from: Tauntaun on January 15, 2009, 04:35:32 PM
Quote from: InfectedGib on January 15, 2009, 04:33:20 PM
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2009, 07:12:38 PM »
What the hell is a Chik-fil-a?  It just sounds nasty.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2009, 07:19:20 PM »
Quote from: drozmight on January 15, 2009, 07:12:38 PM
What the hell is a Chik-fil-a?  It just sounds nasty.



Waffle fries  :drool
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #37 on: January 15, 2009, 07:21:07 PM »
chik-fil-a isn't bad fast food but eating there gives me the creeps. I can't help but think the extra money I paid for the large waffle fries is going into funding some pray away the gay camp.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #38 on: January 15, 2009, 07:25:32 PM »
Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 15, 2009, 07:19:20 PM
Quote from: drozmight on January 15, 2009, 07:12:38 PM
What the hell is a Chik-fil-a?  It just sounds nasty.

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Waffle fries  :drool

The fillet could be anything.  how do we know it's actually chicken?
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #39 on: January 15, 2009, 07:27:26 PM »
Quote from: drozmight on January 15, 2009, 07:25:32 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 15, 2009, 07:19:20 PM
Quote from: drozmight on January 15, 2009, 07:12:38 PM
What the hell is a Chik-fil-a?  It just sounds nasty.

(Image removed from quote.)

Waffle fries  :drool

The fillet could be anything.  how do we know it's actually chicken?

knowing the company's religious tendencies, it's probably the tender breast of unrehabilitated homosexual teenagers

which actually sounds sorta good :drool
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkwa
« Reply #40 on: January 15, 2009, 07:32:44 PM »
Here in THE SOUF we like to call it "Chik-Full-A-Aids."
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #41 on: January 15, 2009, 07:36:22 PM »
well, in the south its certainly better than bojangles or kfc if you want chicken.
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #42 on: January 15, 2009, 08:06:13 PM »
Quote from: Fragamemnon on January 15, 2009, 07:27:26 PM
Quote from: drozmight on January 15, 2009, 07:25:32 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 15, 2009, 07:19:20 PM
Quote from: drozmight on January 15, 2009, 07:12:38 PM
What the hell is a Chik-fil-a?  It just sounds nasty.

(Image removed from quote.)

Waffle fries  :drool

The fillet could be anything.  how do we know it's actually chicken?

knowing the company's religious tendencies, it's probably the tender breast of unrehabilitated homosexual teenagers

which actually sounds sorta good :drool

must be why there aren't any of these here... most people here are athiest, agnostic or part of some cool church that isn't insane.

the store would probably crumble upon the opening.



there's a popeye's nearby though :drool
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Re: Having people you've cussed on the internet serve you at Chik-fil-a is awkward.
« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2009, 11:18:34 PM »
No Chik-Fil-A in NY, I remember seeing them when I was in Alabama but never ate at one.
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