Author Topic: Internet Appreciation Thread (Read 1520 times)

Barry Egan · « **on:** January 17, 2009, 08:29:15 PM »

Itt we appreciate what remains good and righteous about the internet.

I'll start:

AV Club

Evilbore

Foodgawker

much love guys, thanks for keeping the internet real.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** January 17, 2009, 08:33:48 PM »

The Internet is a time waster. How long before the Amish take control and shut this mother fucker down.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2 on:** January 17, 2009, 08:38:21 PM »

I had to have spent over 10,000 hours on this thing. Just imagine all of the productive things I could have done instead of wasting time online.

Bocsius · « **Reply #3 on:** January 17, 2009, 08:43:12 PM »

the Amish

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 17, 2009, 08:46:06 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on January 17, 2009, 08:38:21 PM

I had to have spent over 10,000 hours on this thing. Just imagine all of the productive things I could have done instead of wasting time online.

I have 22940 posts on GAF. 23394 here. About 20k on combined previous incarnations of GAF (for this example I will low ball it and say 10k). Assuming that on average, each post contains about 10 words (there have been single word lol posts and long diatribes over the years), that is 563,340 words, which is about the equivalent of 5-6 novels of average to above-average length.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** January 17, 2009, 08:49:07 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on January 17, 2009, 08:38:21 PM

I had to have spent over 10,000 hours on this thing. Just imagine all of the productive things I could have done instead of wasting time online.

while talking to my shrink, I came up with that exact same number four weeks ago. I was thinking about it because of the 10,000 rule

She just shrugged and told me people watched that much television, if not more.

That wasn't helpful.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 17, 2009, 08:55:02 PM »

Oh god, I have far far far broken that 10,000 number. I can't be separated from the internet for very long. The rise of 3G has turned me into a complete and total junkie.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7 on:** January 17, 2009, 08:58:05 PM »

10,000 was a conservative number.

What a waste.

Beezy · « **Reply #8 on:** January 17, 2009, 09:03:32 PM »

The internet hasn't been good to me lately.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #9 on:** January 17, 2009, 09:11:27 PM »

7chan <3
Miscellaneous Jake Gyllenhaal fan sites <3
Guro <3

Diunx · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2009, 09:21:43 PM »

free porn

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2009, 09:48:13 PM »

Quote from: Night Man on January 17, 2009, 08:49:07 PM

Quote from: T EXP on January 17, 2009, 08:38:21 PM
I had to have spent over 10,000 hours on this thing. Just imagine all of the productive things I could have done instead of wasting time online.

while talking to my shrink, I came up with that exact same number four weeks ago. I was thinking about it because of the 10,000 rule

She just shrugged and told me people watched that much television, if not more.

That wasn't helpful.

A lot of it can be allocated to downtime if that makes you feel any better. That's how I consul myself.

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Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2009, 09:53:55 PM »

you'd just find some other way to waste your time, so don't feel so bad

in my day before the internet, we rolled tires around with sticks

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2009, 09:54:34 PM »

i would've gotten laid by now if it weren't for the internet

rubber feathers · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2009, 09:57:48 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on January 17, 2009, 08:29:15 PM

Foodgawker

Holy shit, I haven't heard of this website before and it looks really awesome. *bookmarks*

Oh, and it says I've spent eight and a half hours on Evilbore alone in the week I have my account. Probably inflated since I'm not on here all day (and often have tabs of eb open for long periods of time without actually reading them), but still. I've been tracking how long I use Firefox every day with an extension and as of 8PM it says 4:43:xx. Sigh.

The internet rocks, though.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2009, 10:01:47 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2009, 09:54:34 PM

i would've gotten laid by now if it weren't for the internet

Believe what you want.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2009, 10:06:16 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on January 17, 2009, 09:58:21 PM

This has always bugged me, but are we considered addicts?

how do I know if I am or not? Internet addiction was a pretty hot topic a while back, I don't hear about it as much anymore.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2009, 09:54:34 PM
i would've gotten laid by now if it weren't for the internet

...

:'( yeah

wait your a virgin too!

also it's been so long for malek that I think we sould give him his v-card back so he can join the EB competition.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2009, 10:10:31 PM »

good lord I'm pathetic

I've cut down on my EB posting recently but it's still not enough. There are more constructive things I could be doing. I kinda want to join a hip hop blog or website and write articles/review albums/etc.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2009, 10:34:20 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2009, 10:35:45 PM »

drozmight · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2009, 10:51:13 PM »

I waste a lot of time on the internet visiting the same sites over and over again in hopes that they update.

Beezy · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2009, 11:32:31 PM »

Quote from: drozmight on January 17, 2009, 10:51:13 PM

I waste a lot of time on the internet visiting the same sites over and over again in hopes that they update.

This is exactly what I do. It's pitiful. *refreshes EB*

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** January 17, 2009, 11:46:48 PM »

I was just without the internets for about a week and a half, and let me tell you, that sure sucked balls. I was more productive for like three days but then I just started fucking around in Fallout 3 and taking lots of naps.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #23 on:** January 18, 2009, 03:33:18 PM »

It's unlikely that I would have ever seen a horse penis, let alone see one in action, without the Internet.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** January 18, 2009, 03:37:01 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #25 on:** January 18, 2009, 03:37:58 PM »

i thought you were talking about mr. hands

Yeti · « **Reply #26 on:** January 18, 2009, 10:45:27 PM »

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Cormacaroni · « **Reply #27 on:** January 19, 2009, 02:25:26 AM »

Foodgawker

there is not enough

thanks for the link, Chipopo.

Crushed · « **Reply #28 on:** January 19, 2009, 02:32:47 AM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #29 on:** January 19, 2009, 03:17:31 AM »

Ive had some good times with the internet, scored fat asian pussy and secret santa gifts

Tauntaun · « **Reply #30 on:** January 19, 2009, 11:10:42 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on January 18, 2009, 10:45:27 PM

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Author Topic: Internet Appreciation Thread (Read 1520 times)