Oh, man this is just priceless. I've mentioned my birther roommate before. The thing that's been bothering me about him for months is that he's got a vehement hatred of liberals. Now, that by itself would have been just fine if it wasn't for the fact that he's a drug using, pro-gay marriage atheist, among other things. So I made a list of roughly ~25 questions, some general, some specific, to see where he officially stood on the political spectrum, and maybe he had a host of other issues that he sided with the repubs on to a much greater extent. From the ~25 questions or so, there were only 3 that he sided with republican philosophy:
-abortion
-gun rights
-feelings toward the military
I was surprised at abortion, but I didn't press him too much on the issue. For the second one, apparently he hates the fact that Obama opposes assault rifles (he doesn't), and that if he could, Obama would totally repeal the second amendment. When I pressed him on why he thought that, he said he heard that he was the most liberal senator in the senate.
But the real fun began with issue no. 3. The specific question I asked was: Would you be in favor of increased funding for the troops by closing tax loopholes on the very wealthy? He said no. Mind you, this is from a guy who was in the fucking army for 4 years!
However, as amusing and confounding as that was, the highlight of the night was when we started discussing how the military is treated by both political parties. He says that he hates liberals/democrats because they're not patriotic at all and they're the ones that 'spat on soldiers' coming home from Vietnam. He then went on to talk about how at a funeral he attended for another soldier a few years ago, there appeared to be protesters that showed up with signs that said "Thank god for I.E.D.s" and other inflammatory language. Who were these protesters? Apparently some group that called themselves the 'Liberal Church". Now, I thought that was kind of weird, what with "liberal church" sounding like an oxymoron, but I still decided to go and check out who these douchebags were. After much searching on the google, I was continuously led back to the same group. I tried to make sure I wasn't confusing them with someone else and saw if there were other hate groups with an evil liberal agenda, but alas, didn't turn out to be the case. Same signs, same location he mentioned, same everything. So who was this "liberal church"? Turns out it was the Westboro Baptist Church. The same one that's headed by - wait for it - Fred fucking Phelps.

Since my roommate had absolutely no problem with painting all liberals with the same brush due to this one incident, logically he will denounce all things right wing at this point as well, right?
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