Author Topic: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black (Read 12322 times)

Flannel Boy · « **on:** January 20, 2009, 02:12:42 PM »

Today, I went in for my bi-monthly class--for an exam, which I aced--and found out that Flannel Girl, the girl of my dreams, straightened her hair and died it black. WHY? What's wrong with light-brown 80s porn star hair?

edit: typo. Father Mike is a bad influence.

Y he ises.

Diunx · « **Reply #1 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:21:02 PM »

Dyed it back while she sleeps.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:22:53 PM »

I'll take her.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:23:14 PM »

Quote from: diunx on January 20, 2009, 02:21:02 PM

Dye it back while she sleeps.

I'm pretty sure I'd be breaking several laws. I'd probably be more sure if I actually went to class.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:22:53 PM

I'll take her.

You want to fight?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:24:42 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:28:10 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:24:42 PM

Look, you keep Veronica--by keep I mean fruitlessly lust after. And I'll keep Flannel girl--by keep I mean fruitlessly lust after, or possibly follow diunx's advice. We'll see, depends on how desperate I get.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:31:35 PM »

fair enough

good luck with the dyeing

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:32:51 PM »

I love it when I'm sleep deprived like this; I get so giddy and euphoric.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:31:35 PM

fair enough

good luck with the dyeing(?)

T234 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:36:03 PM »

You guys are as bad as I am about fruitlessly lusting over girls you probably ain't ever gonna get.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:37:49 PM »

Quote from: T234 on January 20, 2009, 02:36:03 PM

You guys are as bad as I am about fruitlessly lusting over girls you probably ain't ever gonna get.

yes. and?

It's not as though I can afford a mail-order bride, or, at this point, a fleshlight. $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:37:55 PM »

Quote from: T234 on January 20, 2009, 02:36:03 PM

You guys are as bad as I am about fruitlessly lusting over girls you probably ain't ever gonna get.

only "as bad"?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:40:13 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:37:55 PM

Quote from: T234 on January 20, 2009, 02:36:03 PM
You guys are as bad as I am about fruitlessly lusting over girls you probably ain't ever gonna get.

only "as bad"?

Your chick is thousands of miles away. It's harmless until you cash in those Air Miles.

T234 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:41:32 PM »

I'm pretty sure you guys have never masturbated and cried at the same time.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:42:23 PM »

Quote from: Malek on January 20, 2009, 02:40:13 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:37:55 PM
Quote from: T234 on January 20, 2009, 02:36:03 PM
You guys are as bad as I am about fruitlessly lusting over girls you probably ain't ever gonna get.

only "as bad"?

Your chick is thousands of miles away. It's harmless until you cash in those Air Miles.

I've only been on a plane once this century, and that was from Boston to NY. $:-\$

and T234: wow

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:44:01 PM »

Quote from: T234 on January 20, 2009, 02:41:32 PM

I'm pretty sure you guys have never masturbated and cried at the same time.

I'm no longer the most pathetic male on evilbore. It's a title I'm glad to have lost.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:44:35 PM »

how does that even happen, jesus

T234 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:45:27 PM »

That's why I'm only "as bad" as the two of you.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:46:37 PM »

I'm so sorry.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:47:31 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:44:35 PM

how does that even happen, jesus

Maybe by accidentally using super glue instead of lube?

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 20, 2009, 02:47:15 PM

i'll tell veronica hi at gdc for you cajole

SNAP

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:48:14 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 20, 2009, 02:47:15 PM

i'll tell veronica hi at gdc for you cajole

remind her i'm the dude with the gifs

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T234 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:49:02 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:44:35 PM

how does that even happen, jesus

Mental Instability + Whiskey + hot girl who used to be your neighbor, who you also had a crush on since you figured out that you liked girls + shitty job + previously mentioned girl's wedding pictures = that.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:49:50 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:48:14 PM

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Well if you cry first, then I can see how that works.

Quote from: T234 on January 20, 2009, 02:49:02 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:44:35 PM
how does that even happen, jesus

Mental Instability + Whiskey + hot girl who used to be your neighbor, who you also had a crush on since you figured out that you liked girls + shitty job + previously mentioned girl's wedding pictures = that.

Still not getting it.

Mandark · « **Reply #22 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:50:05 PM »

Quote from: Malek on January 20, 2009, 02:44:01 PM

Quote from: T234 on January 20, 2009, 02:41:32 PM
I'm pretty sure you guys have never masturbated and cried at the same time.

I'm no longer the most pathetic male on evilbore. It's a title I'm glad to have lost.

You completed the reassignment process? Hooray Malek!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:50:47 PM »

Quote from: T234 on January 20, 2009, 02:49:02 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:44:35 PM
how does that even happen, jesus

Mental Instability + Whiskey + hot girl who used to be your neighbor, who you also had a crush on since you figured out that you liked girls + shitty job + previously mentioned girl's wedding pictures = that.

see, i'd just cry

T234 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:51:50 PM »

Quote from: Malek on January 20, 2009, 02:49:50 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:48:14 PM

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Well if you cry first, then I can see how that works.

Quote from: T234 on January 20, 2009, 02:49:02 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:44:35 PM
how does that even happen, jesus

Mental Instability + Whiskey + hot girl who used to be your neighbor, who you also had a crush on since you figured out that you liked girls + shitty job + previously mentioned girl's wedding pictures = that.
Still not getting it.

Hey I didn't say it had to make sense, I just said it happened.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:54:03 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on January 20, 2009, 02:50:05 PM

You completed the reassignment process? Hooray Malek!

No wonder Diablos hates you.

:'(

Mandark · « **Reply #26 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:56:52 PM »

Quote from: Malek on January 20, 2009, 02:54:03 PM

:'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** January 20, 2009, 02:57:53 PM »

This is why your people were thrown down wells during the Middle Ages!

T234 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:00:00 PM »

So a Jew, a Polack, a Spic, and a Hick walk into a bar...

And go home alone.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:00:55 PM »

I'm more Spic than Guido. Or was that supposed to be demi?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:01:52 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 03:00:55 PM

I'm more Spic than Guido.

I hear--from the INTERNET--they get the chicks. Get your orange spray-on-tan, and let's hit the clubs.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #31 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:11:37 PM »

Sounds like she has self-esteem issues. Now is the time to strike.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #32 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:14:00 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 20, 2009, 03:11:37 PM

Sounds like she has self-esteem issues. Now is the time to strike.

But I have even bigger self-esteem issues.

edit:you bring up a good point. I was actually first drawn to her after noticing how self-conscious she was giving answers in class.

So cute!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #33 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:24:43 PM »

Quote from: Malek on January 20, 2009, 03:01:52 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 03:00:55 PM
I'm more Spic than Guido.
I hear--from the INTERNET--they get the chicks. Get your orange spray-on-tan, and let's hit the clubs.

Never stoop that low....never.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #34 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:27:04 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on January 20, 2009, 03:24:43 PM

Quote from: Malek on January 20, 2009, 03:01:52 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 03:00:55 PM
I'm more Spic than Guido.
I hear--from the INTERNET--they get the chicks. Get your orange spray-on-tan, and let's hit the clubs.

Never stoop that low....never.

Not all of us have the Tauntaun sexual magic. If I don't do something soon, I'll end up like T234, crying with my pants around my ankles watching redneck porn.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #35 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:31:05 PM »

Quote from: Malek on January 20, 2009, 03:27:04 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on January 20, 2009, 03:24:43 PM
Quote from: Malek on January 20, 2009, 03:01:52 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 03:00:55 PM
I'm more Spic than Guido.
I hear--from the INTERNET--they get the chicks. Get your orange spray-on-tan, and let's hit the clubs.

Never stoop that low....never.

Not all of us have the Tauntaun sexual magic. If I don't do something soon, I'll end up like T234, crying with my pants around my ankles watching redneck porn.

vs.

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:34:03 PM »

:'( +

vs.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #37 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:36:57 PM »

Quote from: Malek on January 20, 2009, 02:44:01 PM

Quote from: T234 on January 20, 2009, 02:41:32 PM
I'm pretty sure you guys have never masturbated and cried at the same time.

I'm no longer the most pathetic male on evilbore. It's a title I'm glad to have lost.

hey

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #38 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:38:25 PM »

oh what the fuck malek

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:39:27 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on January 20, 2009, 03:36:57 PM

hey

You fight it out with T234.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 03:38:25 PM

oh what the fuck malek

how long before you go full-guido? I'm a pasty Pole with a bird's nest beard, so I can't do it. But you can!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #40 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:41:04 PM »

shaving my chest would take too much effort

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #41 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:43:44 PM »

that girl is so pretty
why she gotta be getting licked by a douche bag?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #42 on:** January 20, 2009, 03:48:59 PM »

Quote from: Malek on January 20, 2009, 03:39:27 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on January 20, 2009, 03:36:57 PM

hey
You fight it out with T234.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 03:38:25 PM
oh what the fuck malek
how long before you go full-guido? I'm a pasty Pole with a bird's nest beard, so I can't do it. But you can!

Come to a death metal show with me and pick up the fat goth chick. Rawr.

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Quote from: fistfulofmetal on January 20, 2009, 03:43:44 PM

that girl is so pretty
why she gotta be getting licked by a douche bag?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #43 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:05:18 PM »

Quote from: Malek on January 20, 2009, 03:14:00 PM

But I have even bigger self-esteem issues.

Well, you and everybody else. You just need to master the ability to lie to yourself and believe it. That's all confidence is.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #44 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:22:58 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 20, 2009, 04:05:18 PM

Well, you and everybody else. You just need to master the ability to lie to yourself and believe it. That's all confidence is.

I really have self-esteem problems.

Please love me, Adam.

See?

Anyway, even with self-esteem problems and a terrible dye-job, she's still out of my league.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #45 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:24:30 PM »

You need to find a pretty girl with horrible acne. They are so easy to pick up and in low-light settings, they look beautiful.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #46 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:26:55 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 20, 2009, 04:24:30 PM

You need to find a pretty girl with horrible acne. They are so easy to pick up and in low-light settings, they look beautiful.

If it's brightly lit, I can always take off my glasses.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #47 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:27:58 PM »

You know, Malek. If you would actually go to class, she might have known about your love for her black hair.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #48 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:30:15 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on January 20, 2009, 04:27:58 PM

You know, Malek. If you would actually go to class, she might have known about your love for her black hair.

I don't think that would do anything for her.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #49 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:30:45 PM »

Quote from: Malek on January 20, 2009, 04:30:15 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on January 20, 2009, 04:27:58 PM
You know, Malek. If you would actually go to class, she might have known about your love for her black hair.

I don't think that would do anything for her.

Yeah, she probably would've dyed it sooner.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #50 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:42:59 PM »

I'm a great catch, shut-up.

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Reb · « **Reply #51 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:44:34 PM »

Fake it until you make it.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #52 on:** January 20, 2009, 04:52:36 PM »

Quote from: Malek on January 20, 2009, 04:42:59 PM

I'm a great catch, shut-up.

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Robo · « **Reply #53 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:07:37 PM »

I thought this would be some Onion-esque commentary on the working class and something about stupid hipsters.

And I think it kind of is.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #54 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:11:53 PM »

She's not a hipster.

Is she?

At least she's not a goth.

Right?

This almost makes me want to go back to class tomorrow. Almost.

Not really.

TVC15 · « **Reply #55 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:12:39 PM »

Malek am have avoidant personality disorder confirmed. The only known treatment is suicide. And CBT. I say go with suicide because CBT makes my hand hurt.

Also, Malek, I have black hair. But my semen is pearly white. Not that you'd notice what with where it would be going.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #56 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:13:48 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 20, 2009, 05:12:39 PM

Malek am have avoidant personality disorder confirmed. The only known treatment is suicide. And CBT. I say go with suicide because CBT makes my hand hurt.

I already confirmed it. My shrink won't, because she hates labels. WTF? Label me.

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 20, 2009, 05:12:39 PM

Also, Malek, I have black hair. But my semen is pearly white. Not that you'd notice what with where it would be going.

Down Father Mike's gullet?

TVC15 · « **Reply #57 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:22:40 PM »

Maybe if you work really hard at becoming antisocial, you could go schizoid. I'd be oh so very proud of you.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #58 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:24:50 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 20, 2009, 05:22:40 PM

Maybe if you work really hard at becoming antisocial, you could go schizoid. I'd be oh so very proud of you.

Just checked the DSM-IV, and I have none of the symptoms of Antisocial personality disorder.

Looks like you won't be proud of me after all.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #59 on:** January 20, 2009, 05:26:27 PM »

How do you get a shrink? Do you have to live in Canada?

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Author Topic: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black (Read 12322 times)