Author Topic: PATEL IS ALIVE!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!!11111!>?!? (Read 5770 times)

T234 · « **on:** January 21, 2009, 12:31:29 PM »

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SIR

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** January 21, 2009, 12:32:03 PM »

he is taking a forum break(tm maf)

T234 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 21, 2009, 12:33:38 PM »

These people should do what I do when I need a forum break.

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Get stoned as fuck and then get banned for bumping old-ass threads without realizing it.

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Reb · « **Reply #3 on:** January 21, 2009, 12:36:08 PM »

Synthesizer, microwave me.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 21, 2009, 12:38:06 PM »

I saw Patel's naked ass last night.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** January 21, 2009, 12:44:17 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on January 21, 2009, 12:32:03 PM

he is taking a forum break(tm maf)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** January 21, 2009, 12:45:43 PM »

don't hate, windowlicker

dammitmattt · « **Reply #7 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:19:47 PM »

I really need a reference chart to keep all of you straight. Something like this:

evilbore name | GAF name | name everyone actually calls you | height | dick length

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:21:29 PM »

professor prole | drinky crow | "lord fuckbeast" | 5'11" | you won't be disappointed

Reb · « **Reply #9 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:23:10 PM »

Rebiak | n/a | n/a | 1.85 | n/a

Robo · « **Reply #10 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:24:09 PM »

Ain't no chart gonna keep me straight.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:25:35 PM »

Quote from: dammitmattt on January 21, 2009, 02:19:47 PM

I really need a reference chart to keep all of you straight. Something like this:

evilbore name | GAF name | name everyone actually calls you | height | dick length

distantmantra | distantmantra | nic | 5' 11" | top secret

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:25:44 PM »

CajoleJuice | CajoleJuice | Cajole | 5'7" | MIA

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:25:50 PM »

demi | evilore | "big ears mcanime" | 6'6" | not very long, but christ it's thick

T234 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:26:05 PM »

T234 | My current Joke Character is secret | Thor | 6'1" | Almost as long as prole but not as girthy $:-\$

T-Short · « **Reply #15 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:26:19 PM »

Hyoushi | Hyoushi | macfag | 5'7" | average

tiesto · « **Reply #16 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:44:38 PM »

Quote from: dammitmattt on January 21, 2009, 02:19:47 PM

I really need a reference chart to keep all of you straight. Something like this:

evilbore name | GAF name | name everyone actually calls you | height | dick length

tiesto | djtiesto | wookie | 5'10" | thick

Diunx · « **Reply #17 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:47:57 PM »

Diunx | Diunxx | "solid" snake | 5'5

| legends have been made the length of my dick

dammitmattt · « **Reply #18 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:49:52 PM »

sticky this shit, demi

T-Short · « **Reply #19 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:51:41 PM »

more like, lock it

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:59:13 PM »

BlueTsunami | BlueTsunami | "Anal Justice" | 5'4 | Able to hit da' tonsils

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:00:47 PM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on January 21, 2009, 02:51:41 PM

more like, lock it

hey you're banned for backseat modding. how about that

dammitmattt · « **Reply #22 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:03:47 PM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on January 21, 2009, 02:51:41 PM

more like, lock it

No one's posts have actually helped me aside from demi's, so I think we need to let it breathe for another few days. I forgot to go.

dammitmattt | dammitmattt | "Viper" from 95-03ish | 5'9" | long but slightly narrow

Brehvolution · « **Reply #23 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:08:11 PM »

Zero Hero | Zero Hero | Matt | 6' |

Beezy · « **Reply #24 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:08:48 PM »

Beezy | Beezy | my name | 5'10" | I'm black

Bloodwake · « **Reply #25 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:11:05 PM »

Quote from: T234 on January 21, 2009, 02:26:05 PM

T234 | My current Joke Character is secret | Thor | 6'1" | Almost as long as prole but not as girthy $:-\$

One day I'm going to get you drunk enough to tell me your GAF character so I can engage in epic lulz

T234 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:12:22 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 21, 2009, 03:11:05 PM

Quote from: T234 on January 21, 2009, 02:26:05 PM
T234 | My current Joke Character is secret | Thor | 6'1" | Almost as long as prole but not as girthy $:-\$

One day I'm going to get you drunk enough to tell me your GAF character so I can engage in epic lulz

It will take A LOT because this is BIIIIIIIG LULZ

drew · « **Reply #27 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:12:56 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 21, 2009, 03:11:25 PM

Genghis Cohen | Billy Rygar | Boss Nigger |5' 11" | 6' 0"

fixed

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:14:47 PM »

TVC15 | omg rite | Hannibal (A-Team, not Lecter) | 6'1 or 2 | I'm like half Irish

drew · « **Reply #29 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:17:47 PM »

dahroosahee | Nuka-Cola | Nadal | 6'0 | in between 6 & 6.5

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:32:44 PM »

malek | malek4980 | "him?" | 5'11"| there's only one way to find out

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:33:00 PM »

Phoenix Dark | PhoenixDark | Michelle aka Amber Lambchops | 6'2 | 7 smh

Eric P · « **Reply #32 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:34:31 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 21, 2009, 03:14:47 PM

TVC15 | omg rite | Hannibal (A-Team, not Lecter) | 6'1 or 2 | I'm like half Irish

roffle

Eric P | Eric P | Eric | 6'2 | i'm english. my dick is so big i can fuck several entire subcontinental regions at once

demi · « **Reply #33 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:36:18 PM »

I would like to see Eric's weiner

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:38:15 PM »

you're probably more interested in lifting his belly

demi · « **Reply #35 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:39:07 PM »

Gotta see that penis somehow

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:40:49 PM »

Are the Irish supposed to have small penises?

Polacks have thick penises; at least I think that's why we're always called thick.

Eric P · « **Reply #37 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:45:49 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2009, 03:38:15 PM

you're probably more interested in lifting his belly

tragically living as a vegetarian who walks everywhere now that he doesn't have a car is causing me to lose weight.

sorry fellas.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #38 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:47:57 PM »

Bloodwake/ Bloodwake/ Secret Satan / 5'11" / scraped the back of some girl's throat last night

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:50:31 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on January 21, 2009, 03:45:49 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2009, 03:38:15 PM
you're probably more interested in lifting his belly

tragically living as a vegetarian who walks everywhere now that he doesn't have a car is causing me to lose weight.

sorry fellas.

SHIT
now demi's going to cut himself while listening Simple Plan.

drew · « **Reply #40 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:51:44 PM »

no girl has ever gotten much past the tip for me :stunnashades

ive seen yo fingas mayne, pencil oil checkin dick havin ass wimp

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and i mean that in the nicest way possible bloodwake

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cool breeze · « **Reply #41 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:51:55 PM »

swaggaz | Linkzg | Big Bear | 5'9" | once I run out of toilet paper I'll find out

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:52:56 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on January 21, 2009, 03:51:55 PM

once I run out of toilet paper I'll find out

He was asking for length, not thickness.

demi · « **Reply #43 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:54:04 PM »

Quote from: Malek on January 21, 2009, 03:50:31 PM

Quote from: Eric P on January 21, 2009, 03:45:49 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2009, 03:38:15 PM
you're probably more interested in lifting his belly

tragically living as a vegetarian who walks everywhere now that he doesn't have a car is causing me to lose weight.

sorry fellas.
SHIT
now demi's going to cut himself while listening Simple Plan.

Hey Beatles loser, I still have sexy muckhole. What about you.

T-Short · « **Reply #44 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:54:28 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 21, 2009, 03:00:47 PM

Quote from: Hyoushi on January 21, 2009, 02:51:41 PM
more like, lock it

hey you're banned for backseat modding. how about that

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:01:12 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 21, 2009, 03:54:04 PM

Hey Beatles loser, I still have sexy muckhole. What about you.

You have muckhole like I have Flannel Girl.

TVC15 · « **Reply #46 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:03:12 PM »

At least Muckhole knows that demi exists, though.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #47 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:04:58 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 21, 2009, 04:03:12 PM

At least Muckhole knows that demi exists, though.

She knows I exists. I TALKED TO HER. Actually she talked to me, and I made some sort of gasping sounds.

TVC15 · « **Reply #48 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:06:00 PM »

So she thinks you're a spaz?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #49 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:07:24 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 21, 2009, 04:06:00 PM

So she thinks you're a spaz?

I'm exaggerating a little. Words came out of my mouth . . . along with some vomit. But words came out!

But yeah, she probably does.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #50 on:** January 21, 2009, 04:35:03 PM »

Paging Costanza!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #51 on:** January 21, 2009, 05:37:51 PM »

Eel O'Brian | Eel O'Brian | Goddamn You | 5' 9" | sometimes touches the toilet bowl water

Enl · « **Reply #52 on:** January 21, 2009, 05:43:13 PM »

Enl / Enk / That motherfucker / 5'9" / Chopped off in a freak kidney stone incident

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #53 on:** January 21, 2009, 05:56:02 PM »

Guybrush Threepwood | Guybrush Threepwood | Guybrush | 6'1" | ~7.5 in

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #54 on:** January 21, 2009, 05:57:58 PM »

T EXP | The Experiment | My Nig | 5'11" | I've crippled women with it before

Enl · « **Reply #55 on:** January 21, 2009, 06:05:50 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on January 21, 2009, 05:56:02 PM

Guybrush Threepwood | Guybrush Threepwood | Guybrush | 6'1" | ~7.5 in

Judging by your adventures, things tell me you have more space than that in your pants. You sure that isn't the rubber chicken you're measuring?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #56 on:** January 21, 2009, 06:32:38 PM »

pilonv1 | pilonv1 | hey you | 5'8" | like a fine german sausage

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #57 on:** January 21, 2009, 06:37:57 PM »

ch1nchilla | chinmonster | Chris / Chin / Chin_____ | 6'3'' | it's a good time

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #58 on:** January 21, 2009, 07:23:31 PM »

Joe Molotov | Joe Molotov | Josephus Molotavio | 5'10" | 5'10"

Robo · « **Reply #59 on:** January 21, 2009, 07:40:36 PM »

RoboJ | John Dunbar | cigarillo | 5'10" | kills everyone I stick it in (I have the AIDS)

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Author Topic: PATEL IS ALIVE!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!!11111!>?!? (Read 5770 times)