Think this chick is cute?

[futami]

met her last nite at this nightspot that caters to industry folks and douchebag euros.

regardless, she lives in la, is an actress, and was in town for some convention.

i got her number, but i doubt anything will come of it.

didn't kiss, but we talked for a good while (20 minutes) before she went someplace else.

convo started when she said i looked like her brother.

[brawndolicious]

That's not even your photobucket account.

Get this shit off this forum.

[BlackMage]

she's out of your league. Hell, Condoleeza Rice is out of your league.

[futami]

That's not even your photobucket account.

dude, fuck off, ok?

i'm tired of you stalking me on these forums.

go outside and find a life.

it's pathetic.

[futami]

she's out of your league. Hell, Condoleeza Rice is out of your league.

how can she be out of my league if she gave me her number?

[Human Snorenado]

she's out of your league. Hell, Condoleeza Rice is out of your league.

how can she be out of my league if she gave me her number?

Have you tried calling it, fatumi?  It might be the rejection hotline number.

[brawndolicious]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p195/Ghost-1_2006/28674_Jurnee_Smollett__Roll_Bounce_.jpg

I have images off on OA and you posted this thread there.  I saw the photobucket account name and new it was fake.  Now either you're going to apologize and leave, leave and never come back, or convince us that she told you her photobucket account.

[futami]

she's out of your league. Hell, Condoleeza Rice is out of your league.

how can she be out of my league if she gave me her number?

Have you tried calling it, fatumi?  It might be the rejection hotline number.

nah, haven't tried yet.

i usually wait a couple weeks before calling someone who i've picked up at a club/bar.

[futami]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p195/Ghost-1_2006/28674_Jurnee_Smollett__Roll_Bounce_.jpg

I have images off on OA and you posted this thread there.  I saw the photobucket account name and new it was fake.  Now either you're going to apologize and leave, leave and never come back, or convince us that she told you her photobucket account.

i don't bring cameras to clubs, man, and this is what was returned when i ran a search for her name.

get a life, man.

[brawndolicious]

Right nobody's believing you.

[Human Snorenado]

she's out of your league. Hell, Condoleeza Rice is out of your league.

how can she be out of my league if she gave me her number?

Have you tried calling it, fatumi?  It might be the rejection hotline number.

nah, haven't tried yet.

i usually wait a couple weeks before calling someone who i've picked up at a club/bar.

Well, that makes perfect sense with a girl who was JUST IN TOWN FOR A CONVENTION OR WHATEVER.

[ToxicAdam]

I don't understand the point of these threads. They are not real, nor or they funny? So what exactly is their point?

[Christopher]

Is that a moviestar?  If so you got some game futami if you can get someone like that.

[Fatghost28]

Keep the fake threads on OA. 

Fake threads are good on OA because people have unlimited license to call

you on your bullshit and flame the fuck out of you.

On this forum we have to be more civil which makes posting fake shit like this

incredibly impolite, because we can't respond in the manner which your posts

deserve.

[Vizzys]

lol

[Christopher]

Does he have a history of this or something?  How do you know she / his story isn't right?

[brawndolicious]

He's a black enigma christopher.  Don't go down the rabbit hole.

[Bacon]

futami is 100% telling the truth.

[Human Snorenado]

Does he have a history of this or something?  How do you know she / his story isn't right?

Let's just say that fatumi and the truth had a nasty divorce a long, long time ago and they haven't seen each other since.

[Vizzys]

Does he have a history of this or something?  How do you know she / his story isn't right?

No this totally happened and we are all jealous for thinking otherwise.

[rocketman]

LOL, FAKE STORY

[Boogie]

futami lol

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

So... she wants to fuck her own brother?

[Flannel Boy]

met her last nite at her pool

regardless, she lives in la, is an actress, and was in town for some convention.

i got her number, but i doubt anything will come of it.

didn't kiss, but we talked for a good while (20 minutes) before she showed me titties!!!!!!!!!!

convo started when she said i looked like Judge Reinhold.

[futami]

Is that a moviestar?  If so you got some game futami if you can get someone like that.

no game.

i'm just a good looking guy who's witty and articulate.

[Flannel Boy]

Is that a moviestar?  If so you got some game futami if you can get someone like that.

no game.

i'm just a good looking guy who's witty and articulate.

Well... maybe you are good looking.

[Phoenix Dark]

HOT

[futami]

are you all so devoid of self-worth that you don't think it's possible to meet a "movie star" and procure their number?

i met her at this spot that is frequented by a LOT of "celebs" who happen to be in town.

i dress like a million bucks, have a great personality, and am physically attractive.

[The Sceneman]

met her last nite at her pool

regardless, she lives in la, is an actress, and was in town for some convention.

i got her number, but i doubt anything will come of it.

didn't kiss, but we talked for a good while (20 minutes) before she showed me titties!!!!!!!!!!

convo started when she said i looked like Judge Reinhold.

(Image removed from quote.)

Fucking awesome 

[Fatghost28]

are you all so devoid of self-worth that you don't think it's possible to meet a "movie star" and procure their number?

i met her at this spot that is frequented by a LOT of "celebs" who happen to be in town.

i dress like a million bucks, have a great personality, and am physically attractive.

We're not doubting it is possible to meet movie stars.  We just don't think any of them would be interested in you  

[Disposable White Guy]

met her last nite at her pool

regardless, she lives in la, is an actress, and was in town for some convention.

i got her number, but i doubt anything will come of it.

didn't kiss, but we talked for a good while (20 minutes) before she showed me titties!!!!!!!!!!

convo started when she said i looked like Judge Reinhold.

(Image removed from quote.)

[futami]

are you all so devoid of self-worth that you don't think it's possible to meet a "movie star" and procure their number?

i met her at this spot that is frequented by a LOT of "celebs" who happen to be in town.

i dress like a million bucks, have a great personality, and am physically attractive.

We're not doubting it is possible to meet movie stars.  We just don't think any of them would be interested in you 

why?

[Homemade Milk]

lmfao. futami u fail

[Fatghost28]

are you all so devoid of self-worth that you don't think it's possible to meet a "movie star" and procure their number?

i met her at this spot that is frequented by a LOT of "celebs" who happen to be in town.

i dress like a million bucks, have a great personality, and am physically attractive.

We're not doubting it is possible to meet movie stars.  We just don't think any of them would be interested in you 

why?

Because you make up stories and desperately try to get people on message boards to believe you.

[futami]

fail at what, exactly?

[Human Snorenado]

lols

fatumi, don't you ever go changing

[futami]

are you all so devoid of self-worth that you don't think it's possible to meet a "movie star" and procure their number?

i met her at this spot that is frequented by a LOT of "celebs" who happen to be in town.

i dress like a million bucks, have a great personality, and am physically attractive.

We're not doubting it is possible to meet movie stars.  We just don't think any of them would be interested in you 

why?

Because you make up stories and desperately try to get people on message boards to believe you.

what stories?

[Human Snorenado]

are you all so devoid of self-worth that you don't think it's possible to meet a "movie star" and procure their number?

i met her at this spot that is frequented by a LOT of "celebs" who happen to be in town.

i dress like a million bucks, have a great personality, and am physically attractive.

We're not doubting it is possible to meet movie stars.  We just don't think any of them would be interested in you 

why?

Because you make up stories and desperately try to get people on message boards to believe you.

what stories?

Wow, I don't know fatumi.  What about the time you stuck your dick in your dog's mouth?  Or the time you beat your dog and thought it was dead?  Or the time you threw your mother around because she was making you angry?  Or the time you shot at a couple of cops and then ran? 

But especially, what about the time you made it all the way to "Ganon" in Majora's Mask and then lost interest in the game?  What about that, fatumi? 

[futami]

are you all so devoid of self-worth that you don't think it's possible to meet a "movie star" and procure their number?

i met her at this spot that is frequented by a LOT of "celebs" who happen to be in town.

i dress like a million bucks, have a great personality, and am physically attractive.

We're not doubting it is possible to meet movie stars.  We just don't think any of them would be interested in you 

why?

Because you make up stories and desperately try to get people on message boards to believe you.

what stories?

Wow, I don't know fatumi.  What about the time you stuck your dick in your dog's mouth?  Or the time you beat your dog and thought it was dead?  Or the time you threw your mother around because she was making you angry?  Or the time you shot at a couple of cops and then ran? 

But especially, what about the time you made it all the way to "Ganon" in Majora's Mask and then lost interest in the game?  What about that, fatumi? 

i DID make it to ganon. you're atop these pillars, and you have to deflect this shit back at him.

[Fatghost28]

[brawndolicious]

   

[Human Snorenado]

SHITE BIN

[Vizzys]

Hall of Fame material I dare say.

[futami]

Hall of Fame material I dare say.

everything i post is deserving of induction into the hall of fame.

that's why i'm a legend.

[Human Snorenado]

Like I said buddy, don't ever go changing on us.

[Vizzys]

Yes.

[Flannel Boy]

Hall of Fame material I dare say.

everything i post is deserving of induction into the hall of fame.

that's why i'm a legend.

 

[whiteACID]

She's cute but she doesn't look hot enough to be an actress.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

If anything, she was an extra in a shitty move.

[Boogie]

shitu binu

[futami]

shitu binu

uglu kiku

[Error Macro]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810619/

[Boogie]

shitu binu

uglu kiku

 

[Flannel Boy]

shitu binu

uglu kiku

(Image removed from quote.)
 

[Fatghost28]

Boogie looks about 100 times better than Fufu.  Imagine if Boogie wasted 300 bucks on jeans, he'd be getting even more porn stars and film extras!

[Flannel Boy]

Boogie looks about 100 times better than Fufu.  Imagine if Boogie wasted 300 bucks on jeans, he'd be getting even more porn stars and film extras!

Those jeans would need ironing from being tossed under girls beds so damn much!

[Fatghost28]

Boogie looks about 100 times better than Fufu.  Imagine if Boogie wasted 300 bucks on jeans, he'd be getting even more porn stars and film extras!

Those jeans would need ironing from being tossed under girls beds so damn much!

So very very true.

[Bacon]

Boogie looks about 100 times better than Fufu.  Imagine if Boogie wasted 300 bucks on jeans, he'd be getting even more porn stars and film extras!

I disagree. futami also has a better bod.

[Fatghost28]

Boogie looks about 100 times better than Fufu.  Imagine if Boogie wasted 300 bucks on jeans, he'd be getting even more porn stars and film extras!

I disagree. futami also has a better bod.

But the conehead thing just doesn't work well...

[Homemade Milk]

Hall of Fame material I dare say.

everything i post is deserving of induction into the hall of fame.

that's why i'm a legend.

they're only deserving of the hall of fame cause they're so fucking dumb, and this is the first time ive ever seen your post and i only remember you because you're....so fucking dumb.