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Mupepe

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God, I think you're great
« on: January 23, 2009, 08:27:48 PM »
Sometimes I'd like to die and crawl inside you.
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Great Rumbler

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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2009, 09:07:00 PM »
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 09:09:41 PM »
If we listen to Spinoza you could die and crawl inside of a Mexican hooker and still you'll get to where you want to go. 
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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2009, 09:11:58 PM »
    O Lord, please don't burn us.
    Don't grill or toast Your flock.
    Don't put us on the barbecue
    Or simmer us in stock.
    Don't braise or bake or boil us
    Or stir-fry us in a wok.
    Oh, please don't lightly poach us
    Or baste us with hot fat.
    Don't fricassee or roast us
    Or boil us in a vat,
    And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
    In a Rotissomat.
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Mupepe

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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2009, 09:15:35 PM »
It's eat as much as you can!

No.  It's eat as much as you'd like.  There's no competitive element implied.

At $3.99, I think I know who's winning.
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Flannel Boy

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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2009, 09:16:53 PM »
Quote from: Father_Mike on January 23, 2009, 09:09:41 PM
If we listen to Spinoza you could die and crawl inside of a Mexican hooker and still you'll get to where you want to go. 

Maybe it's because I haven't read Spinoza in three years, but  :wtf
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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2009, 09:25:29 PM »
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maybe it's because I haven't read spinoza at all yet,
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but if all substance is god, and a mexican hooker is substance, then if mups is in a mexican hooker he is in god.   
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Flannel Boy

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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2009, 09:31:11 PM »
Yeah, I thought you might be referring to pantheism. The Mexican hooker would be a part of God, but not God himself.
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2009, 09:36:32 PM »
Well maybe the closest proximity one can get to God is to be in only a part of him.  All I'm saying is fucking a Mexican hooker will achieve both his goals.  God and death.  From AIDS, or possibly, if the mexican hooker is actually in Mexico - which is itself improbable, from a Drug lord.     
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Mupepe

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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2009, 01:25:27 AM »
If you can't have sex with the monkey, make friends with the organ grinder.
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Mupepe

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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2009, 01:36:13 AM »
I told you, I'm not actually cutting myself.  It's for evidence.  Now get a cup, catch the blood and we'll write her a poem.
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Mupepe

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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2009, 01:37:16 AM »
Mmmm.  Warm copies make everything better.
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Mupepe

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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2009, 01:39:29 AM »
Men are programmed to do two things, love and kill.  In the stone age, a man would get up in the morning, kill an antelope...

And then love the corpse.

.... No, Jez.
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Mupepe

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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2009, 01:54:31 AM »
Great, Mark.  My mate and your girlfriend have just gone off to fuck each other.  What are we going to do?  Build a tent in the living room and eat fucking Sara Lee?  Is that what you want?  Because that's what's going to happen.
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Mupepe

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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2009, 02:03:40 AM »
Jamie Lee Curtis born a hermaphrodite.  True or False?

Urban Myth.
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Mupepe

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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2009, 02:37:37 AM »
This is good. This is like watching a porno. Except I can't see anything, I haven't got a hard-on and I want to cry.
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lordmaji

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Re: God, I think you're great
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2009, 02:48:44 AM »
Muppy, I think you're great too!
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