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ch1nchilla

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SOME FUCKING DICK JUST HIT MY CAR AND BAILED
« on: January 26, 2009, 01:36:22 AM »
After finishing up a writing assignment I went down to the rec center around 8:45 to do some running. It's snowing pretty hard here so I drive and park in possibly the most isolated spot possible, in the back corner of the lot. At about 9:30 I come out of the gym to find my car angled against the curb with a huge dent in the passenger's side, with NO FUCKING NOTE OR ANYTHING TO BE FOUND. PEOPLE SUCK BALLS. Anyway, I called the police and now I have to talk to my insurance provider to get it fixed. I didn't need this fucking inconvenience. I hate whoever hit my car, and I hope there's video surveillance or something so I can hit them with my newly repaired car after I pillage them in court.

This week =  :piss ch1nchilla :piss2 , between my DS (and Chrono Trigger) being stolen  (NO MORE TOKYO BEAT DOWN  :'() and now this.  :maf
« Last Edit: January 26, 2009, 01:41:50 AM by ch1nchilla »

T234

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Re: SOME FUCKING DICK JUST HIT MY CAR AND BAILED
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2009, 02:00:53 AM »
Who says it was a dude? I saw a rich bitch in a Mercedes SLK just about hit 3 UK football players right next to the stadium, Two of them could've flipped the car over while the third fucked her in the ass.
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T234

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Re: SOME FUCKING DICK JUST HIT MY CAR AND BAILED
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2009, 02:15:14 AM »
I don't know man, I'd be more upset if some asshole left a note then bailed. What would the note even say? "I O U Car Repairs"?

Contact and insurance information?


Most people don't think like that. Most people would quickly scribble "Sorry about hitting your car. No hard feelings, kay?" Or maybe perhaps a note was written and it fell off the car due to a gust of wind and poor placement.

Uncaring individuals, much  like the one that hit ch1nchilla's car wouldn't simply do the right thing. In this case the right thing would be to alert the police and have them run the tags to find the owner.

Considering it was snowing pretty hard and he parked "the most isolated spot possible" we could be dealing with an abduction, rape, or any number of other possibilities. ch1nchilla could have been trapped inside the car by an abductor and KILLED because of the impact.

God forbid anything like that happened to ch1nchilla because if it did, I'd expect said person(probably a woman, btw) that hit his car and ran away to be charged as an accessory.

What the fuck are you on, PR?
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xnikki118x

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Re: SOME FUCKING DICK JUST HIT MY CAR AND BAILED
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2009, 02:32:12 AM »
Criminal Intent is way better. ...

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ch1nchilla

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Re: SOME FUCKING DICK JUST HIT MY CAR AND BAILED
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2009, 02:41:29 AM »
I don't know man, I'd be more upset if some asshole left a note then bailed. What would the note even say? "I O U Car Repairs"?

Contact and insurance information?


This is more along the lines of what I would expect.

xnikki118x

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Re: SOME FUCKING DICK JUST HIT MY CAR AND BAILED
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2009, 02:42:07 AM »
At least it's not your fault. Sucks though. :(
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Re: SOME FUCKING DICK JUST HIT MY CAR AND BAILED
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2009, 03:19:41 AM »
that sucks.

a few weeks ago i was parking my truck at my girlfriend's job and i tried to squeeze into a tight spot and hit a jeep with my bumper while turning in.  while i was getting out my truck to assess the damage, the guy in the jeep got into his car and started to drive away.  i would have felt like a huge ass if i let him drive off so i went up to his window as he drove off and told him i hit it pulling in.  he got out, looked at his jeep and said don't worry about it.

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Brehvolution

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Re: SOME FUCKING DICK JUST HIT MY CAR AND BAILED
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2009, 09:32:33 AM »
Leaving a note is perfectly acceptable. You hit a strangers car by accident. How are you going to find this person?
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Re: SOME FUCKING DICK JUST HIT MY CAR AND BAILED
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2009, 09:47:07 AM »
This has happened to me twice, both at the mall where I work in the winter, once to my last car and once to my current one a week and a half after I bought it. :maf My new car was hit and even pushed out of it's spot a few feet. So much for parking in the back lot away from most the customers cars.

Both occurred after a bar opened for business in that particular mall. Surprisingly, insurance took care of me and didn't up my premiums.
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Re: SOME FUCKING DICK JUST HIT MY CAR AND BAILED
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2009, 10:23:42 AM »
Same shit happened to my wife before Christmas.....she just had to go to fucking Wal Mart.  Fuckers smashed a dent the size of my huge head right behind the driver door....I hope they died in a wreck on the way home.  :maf
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Re: SOME FUCKING DICK JUST HIT MY CAR AND BAILED
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2009, 10:43:39 AM »
Ah, balls dude, sorry to hear that.  You want to be held and cry a bit?  :-*  I wanna feel yo booty. 

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T234

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Re: SOME FUCKING DICK JUST HIT MY CAR AND BAILED
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2009, 01:30:43 PM »
Same shit happened to my wife before Christmas.....she just had to go to fucking Wal Mart.  Fuckers smashed a dent the size of my huge head right behind the driver door....I hope they died in a wreck on the way home.  :maf


Which wal-mart was it? That one in Hamburg is a CLUSTERFUCK that we at the WHIRLIN STERLIN Wal-Mart routinely call a disaster.
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Re: SOME FUCKING DICK JUST HIT MY CAR AND BAILED
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2009, 01:35:22 PM »
This story reminds me of a similar experience that I had back in college.  I was driving a shitty '92 Grand Am at the time, but I was poor and it was all I had.   Anyway, I was parked in the business building's parking lot in one of the "long" spaces that were along the sides of the parking lot.  I went out to my car after work and it had a fairly large dent in the front quarter panel of the driver's side, and of course, there was no note or anything.  Thankfully, it happened above the wheel so my car was still perfectly drivable.

Fast-forward a few days later and I have a note from a lady who said she was sitting in her car eating lunch and saw the whole thing happen.  Some rich bottle blonde mom and daughter combo were backing up their Mercedes SUV and didn't realize that there were a line of cars on the edge of the parking lot.  After hitting me, they both got out, assessed the damage, and then drove away without leaving a note.  Thankfully, this kind lady sitting in her car wrote down the lady's license plate number, and went to the trouble of contacting the school police department to figure out who I was via my license plate, and then sent me an email with the Mercedes license plate number and a description of what happened.

I filed an incident report with the police department, who sent an officer to their house to speak to the lady.  She denied involvement, but it was hard to deny a dent in her bumper with my car's paint on it.  After going back and forth a few times, her husband let me know that she has a lot of these incidents and they wanted to deal in cash to keep it off her record, so I got the most expensive estimate I could find and he cut me a check for $900 or so, which wasn't much less than my whole damn shitty car was worth.  Naturally, I kept the dent and kept the money, which happened to fund an Xbox purchase for my broke ass.

I sent that lady a thank you note and some flowers, but she deserved much more.  It still amazes me to this day how fortunate I was.

xnikki118x

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Re: SOME FUCKING DICK JUST HIT MY CAR AND BAILED
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2009, 01:36:06 AM »
I sent that lady a thank you note and some flowers, but she deserved much more.  It still amazes me to this day how fortunate I was.

That's an awesome story. I bet the lady really appreciated that, too.
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Re: SOME FUCKING DICK JUST HIT MY CAR AND BAILED
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2009, 03:11:44 AM »
In my uncle's auto shop, a guy came in with his shiny, new Lexus on a tow truck.  My uncle goes up to see what's wrong with it and all the guy keeps muttering is that all the tires are flat and they need to be replaced (he was in shock).  So my uncle walks around to the right side of the car to see that there's basically a crater where another car smashed into the Lexus and that there is even a license plate stuck between the door panels.

The driver explains that this was a hit and run and that it was obviously the runner's license plate stuck in the poor guy's car.