Author Topic: The 50 Worst Sex Scenes in Film (Read 1114 times)

Mr. Gundam · « **on:** January 26, 2009, 07:33:07 PM »

http://www.ifc.com/film/film-news/2008/06/the-50-worst-sex-scenes.php

I've seen almost all of these films, and I seriously would've put Anatomy of Hell much higher. Man, Catherine Breillat is one fucked up woman.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #1 on:** January 26, 2009, 07:37:19 PM »

Why isn't The Player on this list? I think it has easily one of the worst, most boring sex scenes I've ever seen. Ever. I almost feel asleep, it's like five fucking minutes long.

And I liked the sex scene in Miami Vice

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #2 on:** January 26, 2009, 07:41:33 PM »

Eyes Wide Shut and fucking Irréversible are on this list. Who the fuck wrote this shit?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** January 26, 2009, 07:46:43 PM »

I knew that Showgirls pool scene was going to be high on the list. WTF

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #4 on:** January 26, 2009, 07:47:39 PM »

Any Nicholas Cage film where sex is even mentioned should automatically make the list.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** January 26, 2009, 07:58:47 PM »

The Matrix Reloaded should be much higher. And the sex scene in Wild Things is the only watchable part of that movie. WTF?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #6 on:** January 26, 2009, 07:59:26 PM »

I never even heard of Irreversible until this list.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7 on:** January 26, 2009, 08:02:46 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 26, 2009, 08:01:52 PM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 26, 2009, 07:59:26 PM
I never even heard of Irreversible until this list.

Jesus, really? I won't even watch the film because of what i've heard.

It's pretty hard to watch. But honestly, it's nothing compared to Breillat's films.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8 on:** January 26, 2009, 08:06:02 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 26, 2009, 07:59:26 PM

I never even heard of Irreversible until this list.

I didn't know that was possible.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #9 on:** January 26, 2009, 08:24:59 PM »

What the fuck at number 3 (I jumped straight to top 5).

It's a Rape scene. It's not supposed to be "great".

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #10 on:** January 26, 2009, 08:41:43 PM »

I saw Irreversible during it's original run in a packed theater in Seattle. That was an awkward experience.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #11 on:** January 26, 2009, 08:41:43 PM »

The rape scene in The Accused is pretty hot (admit it).

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** January 26, 2009, 08:52:49 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 26, 2009, 08:41:43 PM

The rape scene in The Accused is pretty hot (admit it).

SMH

spoiler (click to show/hide)

:rapetime

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ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 26, 2009, 09:30:24 PM »

I knew what #1 would be before reading, and Body of Evidence should be higher. Otherwise, yeah, good list.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** January 26, 2009, 09:51:47 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on January 26, 2009, 07:41:33 PM

Eyes Wide Shut

Yeah, I agree that EWS shouldn't have been on there. How the entire scene was very detached and mechanical made it come off as really creepy and surreal.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 27, 2009, 03:40:20 AM »

Seeing the uncensored EWS was interesting. The whole censorship BS made you think you were missing HOT SHIT. The censorship actually obfuscated the intended meaning behind the scene. Kubrick would not have stood for that shit if he were alive. Watching the censored and uncensored versions--the censorship totally alters what's going on.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #16 on:** January 27, 2009, 01:11:44 PM »

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** January 27, 2009, 01:13:15 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on January 27, 2009, 01:11:44 PM

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead?

NO

bud · « **Reply #18 on:** January 27, 2009, 01:20:10 PM »

i have yet to see it, but i never thought marissa tomei would do that stuff on camera. she's too cute to be doing that.

no homo, i think.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** January 27, 2009, 01:21:20 PM »

she was naked half the time

so awesome

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 27, 2009, 01:58:45 PM »

Marissa Tomei is super hot.

her tittays in The Wrestler

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #21 on:** January 27, 2009, 03:40:30 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 27, 2009, 03:40:20 AM

Seeing the uncensored EWS was interesting. The whole censorship BS made you think you were missing HOT SHIT. The censorship actually obfuscated the intended meaning behind the scene. Kubrick would not have stood for that shit if he were alive. Watching the censored and uncensored versions--the censorship totally alters what's going on.

That might explain why I didn't really care for this movie. Seems I need to watch the uncensored version to get the true Kubrickian story. Fucking figures.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** January 27, 2009, 03:43:09 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 27, 2009, 01:58:45 PM

Marissa Tomei is super hot.

her tittays in The Wrestler

academy am fegs, confirmed

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