I get married tomorrow.
WAT?!?? No forewarning? Nukka you gotz to let us know about this stuff.

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My birthday is next Wednesday. 
Oh son, do you ever wish slavery was still around because then you could say, "All I want for my birthday is to be free!" What kind of crazy awesome gift would that be? I could come-a droppin down that door, bring in the fo fo and be like "EH, YOU NUKKAS WANNA BE FREE? I DONE KILLED YO MASSA!" Then you'd love me forever and we could be interracial best buddies.
