Author Topic: Being manly (Read 9287 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #60 on:** January 31, 2009, 09:14:09 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 31, 2009, 09:05:49 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on January 31, 2009, 09:04:10 PM
i don't even eat meat but I can kick the ass of a meateating shit-talker any day
Well jesus, anyone who isn't a cripple can kick an ass. All it requires is a foot.

etiolate · « **Reply #61 on:** January 31, 2009, 09:16:09 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 31, 2009, 09:05:49 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on January 31, 2009, 09:04:10 PM
i don't even eat meat but I can kick the ass of a meateating shit-talker any day
Well jesus, anyone who isn't a cripple can kick an ass. All it requires is a foot.

Bocsius · « **Reply #62 on:** January 31, 2009, 09:25:14 PM »

I went to the gym and I haven't shaved since Wednesday. That's about it.

jiji · « **Reply #63 on:** January 31, 2009, 09:34:42 PM »

I'm pretty effete.

But I do use gigantic, heavy, all-metal cameras.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #64 on:** January 31, 2009, 10:19:22 PM »

I bought Olay Total Effects 7 in 1 Anti-Aging cream* and ~~spread it on your mom's anus before fucking her~~ used it on my face. I also watched the entire first season of Veronica Mars and ate about 12 ice cream bars.

*I know it was a 30 Rock joke, but is there such a thing as anti-aging acne cream?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #65 on:** January 31, 2009, 10:20:46 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #66 on:** January 31, 2009, 10:30:02 PM »

Winnipeg's weather is really rough! I need a facial moisturizer. (insert bukakke joke here)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #67 on:** January 31, 2009, 10:31:17 PM »

I had the best doughnut today. The Tim's people had to make it on the spot because they didn't have any made. It was so hot they had to put it in a hard plastic clam shell container otherwise the chocolate would have melted in a bag. MMMMMMMMMM manly.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #68 on:** January 31, 2009, 10:34:29 PM »

Tim Hortons. yummy!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #69 on:** January 31, 2009, 10:36:06 PM »

And then I edited because I saw your edit.

Now lets edit the last four posts so no one knows what were talking about.

Ha, now no one will know of our child porn racket!

Akala · « **Reply #70 on:** January 31, 2009, 11:08:05 PM »

Took apart a car door and fixed a window.

Rman · « **Reply #71 on:** January 31, 2009, 11:23:11 PM »

I made some sauteed strip steaks with a red wine sauce and some pommes persilliade and haricourt verts on the side. Does being a francophile nullify my manliness?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #72 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:03:54 AM »

Sorry fellas.

Mr. mom > this thread.

*other posters* annihilated.

tiesto · « **Reply #73 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:04:14 AM »

I uhh, went to the gym. And played some video games, yeah.

Bildi · « **Reply #74 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:12:24 AM »

I replaced the crappy fluorescent tube in my kitchen with a hanging light and swapped the normal switch for a dimming switch.

It's the first electrical work I've done on my house and I'm feeling really manly now. Plus I didn't kill myself.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #75 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:13:33 AM »

bildi

Still alive.

Bildi · « **Reply #76 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:16:39 AM »

etiolate · « **Reply #77 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:18:29 AM »

Okay. I just watched The Running Man.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #78 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:19:57 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 01, 2009, 01:18:29 AM

Okay. I just watched The Running Man.

That's pretty manly. But if you want to really man-up, watch Commando or Predator.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #79 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:21:36 AM »

I am so manly I am going to watch some porn form hqvid.com

Bildi · « **Reply #80 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:26:57 AM »

Great minds think alike.

etiolate · « **Reply #81 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:32:05 AM »

IMDB movie review of The Running Man

Quote

What you most expect from a 80s Arnie film is homoeroticism, and in that regard the film certainly delivers. The first shot of Arnie (post Bakersfield massacre) is of him carrying a massive steel girder on his shoulder (it's a repeat of the shot in Commando where you're introduced to Schwarzenegger with the visual of him carrying a huge log). And no sooner has the film started than he's grabbing men by their privates and smoking unfeasibly large cigars.

But there's also Killian (the Bobby Heenan-style game show host). When he first sees Arnie, running (muscles-a-bulging) in dreamy slow-motion, he says, "Hello gorgeous." And in the course of the scene he also says, "Isn't he beautiful?" and shouts, "I want him!" I bet he's got a steel girder in his pants. But when he first meets Arnie face to face he coos, "Hi, cutie pie." Now I've got a steel girder too.

But as log-friendly as this banter is, it's amateur league punk stuff when you compare it to the Captain Freedom workout. Jesse Ventura appears on the screen, shouting, "Are you ready for pain? Are you ready for suffering? If the answer is yes, then you're ready for Captain Freedom's workout." Tent city.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #82 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:38:25 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 01, 2009, 01:32:05 AM

IMDB movie review of The Running Man

Quote
What you most expect from a 80s Arnie film is homoeroticism, and in that regard the film certainly delivers. The first shot of Arnie (post Bakersfield massacre) is of him carrying a massive steel girder on his shoulder (it's a repeat of the shot in Commando where you're introduced to Schwarzenegger with the visual of him carrying a huge log). And no sooner has the film started than he's grabbing men by their privates and smoking unfeasibly large cigars.

But there's also Killian (the Bobby Heenan-style game show host). When he first sees Arnie, running (muscles-a-bulging) in dreamy slow-motion, he says, "Hello gorgeous." And in the course of the scene he also says, "Isn't he beautiful?" and shouts, "I want him!" I bet he's got a steel girder in his pants. But when he first meets Arnie face to face he coos, "Hi, cutie pie." Now I've got a steel girder too.

But as log-friendly as this banter is, it's amateur league punk stuff when you compare it to the Captain Freedom workout. Jesse Ventura appears on the screen, shouting, "Are you ready for pain? Are you ready for suffering? If the answer is yes, then you're ready for Captain Freedom's workout." Tent city.

And what exactly is so unmanly about homo-eroticism?

demi · « **Reply #83 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:39:46 AM »

Homo-eroticism is very manly.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #84 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:41:27 AM »

I went grocery shopping in the morning (used coupons) and ordered a white wine with my chicken marsala at Carrabbas(sp?).

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #85 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:43:10 AM »

Men fear me
Women want me
Children idolize me

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #86 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:45:51 AM »

I laughed at someone getting murdered.

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #87 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:47:48 AM »

drew · « **Reply #88 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:48:29 AM »

ok thats it, the whole embedding in widescreen for videos that arent even widescreen thing needs to stop

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #89 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:58:42 AM »

Quote from: Drewsy on February 01, 2009, 01:48:29 AM

ok thats it, the whole embedding in widescreen for videos that arent even widescreen thing needs to stop

take a xanax and chill.

demi · « **Reply #90 on:** February 01, 2009, 02:01:18 AM »

Quote from: Drewsy on February 01, 2009, 01:48:29 AM

ok thats it, the whole embedding in widescreen for videos that arent even widescreen thing needs to stop

Blame the uploaders and eat a dickburger, muffin

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #91 on:** February 01, 2009, 02:48:26 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 01, 2009, 01:32:05 AM

IMDB movie review of The Running Man

Quote
What you most expect from a 80s Arnie film is homoeroticism, and in that regard the film certainly delivers. The first shot of Arnie (post Bakersfield massacre) is of him carrying a massive steel girder on his shoulder (it's a repeat of the shot in Commando where you're introduced to Schwarzenegger with the visual of him carrying a huge log). And no sooner has the film started than he's grabbing men by their privates and smoking unfeasibly large cigars.

But there's also Killian (the Bobby Heenan-style game show host). When he first sees Arnie, running (muscles-a-bulging) in dreamy slow-motion, he says, "Hello gorgeous." And in the course of the scene he also says, "Isn't he beautiful?" and shouts, "I want him!" I bet he's got a steel girder in his pants. But when he first meets Arnie face to face he coos, "Hi, cutie pie." Now I've got a steel girder too.

But as log-friendly as this banter is, it's amateur league punk stuff when you compare it to the Captain Freedom workout. Jesse Ventura appears on the screen, shouting, "Are you ready for pain? Are you ready for suffering? If the answer is yes, then you're ready for Captain Freedom's workout." Tent city.

The Running Man was great.

TVC15 · « **Reply #92 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:54:25 AM »

but it was from me.

Diunx · « **Reply #93 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:23:59 AM »

Last night some girl gave me shit because I hooked up with her friend on new year's eve and I never called her again.

Being a man

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #94 on:** February 01, 2009, 11:36:08 AM »

Quote from: T EXP on February 01, 2009, 01:43:10 AM

Men fear me
Women want me
Children idolize me

Your a spandex wearing superhero?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #95 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:43:58 PM »

I'm more manly than all of you put together

demi · « **Reply #96 on:** February 01, 2009, 01:48:47 PM »

Getting a blowjob isnt manly unless you cum on their face.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #97 on:** February 01, 2009, 02:05:20 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 01, 2009, 01:48:47 PM

Getting a blowjob isnt manly unless you cum on their face.

Or get her to swallow.

demi · « **Reply #98 on:** February 01, 2009, 02:07:27 PM »

Acceptable, but there's something more invigorating when putting her where she should be under a blanket of your internal juices

Brehvolution · « **Reply #99 on:** February 01, 2009, 02:09:20 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 01, 2009, 01:48:47 PM

Getting a blowjob isnt manly unless you cum on their face.

I prefer on her tits.

Bildi · « **Reply #100 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:41:09 PM »

On the face definitely gets the testosterone pumping more. I guess because it's pretty demeaning.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #101 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:55:19 PM »

I just had a lavender essential oil bath with Dido playing on the CD player in the other room.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #102 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:56:57 PM »

Quote from: diunx on February 01, 2009, 10:23:59 AM

Last night some girl gave me shit because I hooked up with her friend on new year's eve and I never called her again.

Being a man

That just makes you a dick.

Bildi · « **Reply #103 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:38:58 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on February 01, 2009, 07:55:19 PM

I just had a lavender essential oil bath with Dido playing on the CD player in the other room.

Being sufficiently secure in your manliness to engage in such girly activities =

VERY MANLY

muckhole · « **Reply #104 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:41:22 PM »

I pushed a car out of a snowbank with one arm and am now sitting here typing this post with my back straight, elbows out, whilst alternately flexing my pectorals.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #105 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:43:13 PM »

^
| a man's man right here!

muckhole · « **Reply #106 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:59:26 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

but like, viking

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Bildi · « **Reply #107 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:01:12 PM »

My glasses just got all steamed up.

muckhole · « **Reply #108 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:04:56 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on February 01, 2009, 09:01:12 PM

My glasses just got all steamed up.

That's from all the one-armed push-ups you're doing.

Diunx · « **Reply #109 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:05:57 PM »

I just took a cold shower.

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 07:56:57 PM

Quote from: diunx on February 01, 2009, 10:23:59 AM
Last night some girl gave me shit because I hooked up with her friend on new year's eve and I never called her again.

Being a man

That just makes you a dick.

whats the difference?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #110 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:06:17 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on February 01, 2009, 09:04:56 PM

Quote from: Bildi on February 01, 2009, 09:01:12 PM

My glasses just got all steamed up.

That's from all the one-armed push-ups you're doing.

Well his one arm is going up and down real fast, if that's what you mean.

Bildi · « **Reply #111 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:10:33 PM »

No wonder one arm is bigger than the other.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #112 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:08:59 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on February 01, 2009, 08:38:58 PM

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on February 01, 2009, 07:55:19 PM
I just had a lavender essential oil bath with Dido playing on the CD player in the other room.

Being sufficiently secure in your manliness to engage in such girly activities = VERY MANLY

Propagandhim · « **Reply #113 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:38:54 PM »

Jinfash, you're a dentist?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #114 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:39:47 PM »

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 01, 2009, 10:38:54 PM

Jinfash, you're a dentist?

That's not why he told me to open my mouth wide!

He was referring to Curse, who is in dental school.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #115 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:41:54 PM »

Ohh. I broke my tooth today and I don't have $. I was hoping I could get some free teeth.

Oh look, I invited another Jinfash-blowjob joke. $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #116 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:49:21 PM »

Curse could you save some of the pulled teeth for me so I can make a necklace out of them. That would be fuck-manly.

Bildi · « **Reply #117 on:** February 01, 2009, 11:52:57 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 01, 2009, 10:49:21 PM

Curse could you save some of the pulled teeth for me so I can make a necklace out of them. That would be fuck-manly.

An anklet would be even more manly.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #118 on:** February 02, 2009, 12:18:51 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on February 01, 2009, 11:52:57 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 01, 2009, 10:49:21 PM
Curse could you save some of the pulled teeth for me so I can make a necklace out of them. That would be fuck-manly.

An anklet would be even more manly.

Na, my enemies will see it better on the backdrop of my glistening man chest as I say something witty right before eating their souls.

Bildi · « **Reply #119 on:** February 02, 2009, 12:24:56 AM »

I was thinking Hawaiian shirt + major chest hair would be very manly with your necklace. But then Dolf Lundgren's glistening chest from Masters of the Universe has me second guessing myself.

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Author Topic: Being manly (Read 9287 times)