Author Topic: Being manly (Read 9288 times)

Ecrofirt · « **on:** January 31, 2009, 05:10:38 PM »

As stated about, this topic is about being manly. How are you currently being manly today? I just ate a delicious steak, and I'm now making beef jerky.

MCD · « **Reply #1 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:13:08 PM »

I bought Gillette disposable razors.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #2 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:17:36 PM »

i have a penis

FatalT · « **Reply #3 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:18:14 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on January 31, 2009, 05:17:36 PM

i have a penis

Sorry, not manly enough. You need an erect penis to be a man.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #4 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:19:06 PM »

I still hate U2.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:19:55 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on January 31, 2009, 05:18:14 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on January 31, 2009, 05:17:36 PM
i have a penis

Sorry, not manly enough. You need an erect penis to be a man.

Sorry, not manly enough. You need an erect penis - which is erect from seeing a hot babe or an American brand truck - to be a true man.

I'm so manly that I just bought my second bottle of aftershave ever. I got the first one in grade 8. Manly beard is manly.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:21:18 PM »

Just trimmed my beard

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:22:02 PM »

I'm sitting in bed in my underwear with my cat next to me watching Blossom on my projector. Am I in?

Propagandhim · « **Reply #8 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:23:00 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 31, 2009, 05:22:02 PM

I'm sitting in bed in my underwear with my cat next to me watching Blossom on my projector. Am I in?

That cat better be male, cigarillo.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:23:25 PM »

projectors trump owing a cat. You're in.

Reb · « **Reply #10 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:24:33 PM »

Punched out a bear.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:25:21 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on January 31, 2009, 05:24:33 PM

Punched out a bear.

Did you put in on the grill after, for bear-burgers?

Reb · « **Reply #12 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:26:24 PM »

Fuck no, I ate it raw.

Reb · « **Reply #13 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:26:50 PM »

While it was still alive.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:27:11 PM »

FatalT · « **Reply #15 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:28:11 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on January 31, 2009, 05:26:24 PM

Fuck no, I ate it raw.

Quote from: Rebiak on January 31, 2009, 05:26:50 PM

While it was still alive.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:28:17 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on January 31, 2009, 05:26:50 PM

While it was still alive.

That sounds like irrational woman talk. Beasts are just machines. All men know this.

Oblivion · « **Reply #17 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:28:27 PM »

So, not satisfying yer significant other in the sack, eh?

Reb · « **Reply #18 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:28:37 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 31, 2009, 05:27:11 PM

Nice hair, homo.

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:29:48 PM »

I was boring so I did some push ups early in the day, and tonight I'm going to get drunk in a death metal concert

being a man

drew · « **Reply #20 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:31:11 PM »

i am eating chicken ramen noodle flavoring straight out of the pouch

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #21 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:35:26 PM »

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Bebpo · « **Reply #22 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:35:39 PM »

I ate a mean burger.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #23 on:** January 31, 2009, 05:40:23 PM »

I went to the farmers market today, and I'm working on a presentation for my history of Opera class.

Enl · « **Reply #24 on:** January 31, 2009, 06:10:01 PM »

I grew more beard.

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** January 31, 2009, 06:37:24 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on January 31, 2009, 05:28:27 PM

So, not satisfying yer significant other in the sack, eh?

Who cares about a woman? Bzzt, you're out.

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 31, 2009, 06:44:00 PM »

I am watching old Madonna videos. Man, she used to be bangin' in the 80s. I forgot that she didn't always look like a creepy plastic android.

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** January 31, 2009, 06:45:38 PM »

I just jerked off in the shower while brushing my teeth

Dare you to top that...

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #28 on:** January 31, 2009, 06:46:29 PM »

I watched an episode of Area 88, which is about guy that kills people all day every day. Does that make me manly by proxy?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** January 31, 2009, 06:47:48 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 31, 2009, 06:45:38 PM

I just jerked off in the shower while brushing my teeth

Dare you to top that...

pfff try jerking off with your tooth brush then we'll talk.

archie4208 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 31, 2009, 06:48:18 PM »

Pumped some iron today.

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** January 31, 2009, 06:48:30 PM »

I took a piss in the shower as well

Being a man :flex

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32 on:** January 31, 2009, 06:49:47 PM »

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for demi

demi · « **Reply #33 on:** January 31, 2009, 06:51:06 PM »

Didnt watch it, cause I'm manly

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** January 31, 2009, 06:51:59 PM »

Why does Nick have a star of david on his hat there? Is he one of Willco's people?

etiolate · « **Reply #35 on:** January 31, 2009, 06:53:41 PM »

Goldie Hawn was hot in Shampoo. Or at least her short dresses were.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #36 on:** January 31, 2009, 06:53:57 PM »

I jacked off at least 5 times today.

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** January 31, 2009, 06:58:17 PM »

That's pretty manly dude.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #38 on:** January 31, 2009, 07:03:35 PM »

I'm writing a report on Pac-Man while eating Top Ramen and Go2 cola. I don't know where that puts me.

cool breeze · « **Reply #39 on:** January 31, 2009, 07:14:14 PM »

messed around with various emulators

R.A.D finally is playable

Brehvolution · « **Reply #40 on:** January 31, 2009, 07:15:34 PM »

I made lunch and dinner for 3 kids. Vacuumed the living room. Emptied and refilled the dishwasher. I'm about to put my son to bed and crack open my first beer of the night.

:flex

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #41 on:** January 31, 2009, 07:19:10 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 31, 2009, 07:15:34 PM

I made lunch and dinner for 3 kids. Vacuumed the living room. Emptied and refilled the dishwasher. I'm about to put my son to bed and crack open my first beer of the night.

:flex

I've always loved a woman that drinks beer.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #42 on:** January 31, 2009, 07:19:30 PM »

I did 25 push ups when i woke up, did 10 min of abs exercises this afternoon, ate a juicy stake for dinner, watched Two Thrones at a friends house and her little brother, boned her, came home, walked on the rain because it's raining like shit, fed my Rottweiller, and i'm posting on Real Talk now.

Real talk. I don't feel like the manliest dude on earth, but i did all this sporting a mustache and a beard, so i don't know...i don't feel like a kid either. Or a bitch.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** January 31, 2009, 07:21:20 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on January 31, 2009, 07:19:30 PM

I did 25 push ups when i woke up, did 10 min of abs exercises this afternoon, ate a juicy stake for dinner, watched Two Thrones at a friends house and her little brother, boned her, came home, walked on the rain because it's raining like shit, fed my Rottweiller, and i'm posting on Real Talk now.

Real talk. I don't feel like the manliest dude on earth, but i did all this sporting a mustache and a beard, so i don't know...i don't feel like a kid either. Or a bitch.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #44 on:** January 31, 2009, 07:23:02 PM »

What i meant was i watched Two Thrones with her and her little brother.

...

You gotta believe me, PLEASE BELIEVE ME

Brehvolution · « **Reply #45 on:** January 31, 2009, 07:30:16 PM »

Quote

I've always loved a woman that drinks beer.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #46 on:** January 31, 2009, 07:31:07 PM »

I inadvertently bumped into's a girls ass with my penis today.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #47 on:** January 31, 2009, 07:31:37 PM »

Having Father Mike slap you on the wrist for misleading grammar is an automatic unmanning for at least a week, I think.

p.s. I had steak at 10am yesterday.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48 on:** January 31, 2009, 07:44:32 PM »

Changing the oil in your car while laying on the snow

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #49 on:** January 31, 2009, 07:45:47 PM »

That's not manly, changing oil is something a bitch can do.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #50 on:** January 31, 2009, 08:05:31 PM »

Now ass fucking Megan Fox while reciting the Declaration of Independance is something a man would do.

etiolate · « **Reply #51 on:** January 31, 2009, 08:31:12 PM »

I don't like Steak. It tastes plain.

BE GENTLE TO ME

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** January 31, 2009, 08:34:15 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 31, 2009, 08:31:12 PM

I don't like Steak. It tastes plain.

BE GENTLE TO ME

If only I was Islamic and we were married! SMH

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #53 on:** January 31, 2009, 08:41:02 PM »

I bet that taco cuts against the grain.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #54 on:** January 31, 2009, 08:41:33 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 31, 2009, 08:31:12 PM

I don't like Steak. It tastes plain.

BE GENTLE TO ME

...you really don't know what you're talking about.

etiolate · « **Reply #55 on:** January 31, 2009, 08:52:07 PM »

filet mignon is tasty

But thats not what I normally am able to get.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #56 on:** January 31, 2009, 09:04:10 PM »

i don't even eat meat but I can kick the ass of a meateating shit-talker any day

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #57 on:** January 31, 2009, 09:05:49 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on January 31, 2009, 09:04:10 PM

i don't even eat meat but I can kick the ass of a meateating shit-talker any day

Well jesus, anyone who isn't a cripple can kick an ass. All it requires is a foot.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #58 on:** January 31, 2009, 09:09:37 PM »

incorrect - you can kick an ass as long as you have a stump

drew · « **Reply #59 on:** January 31, 2009, 09:12:42 PM »

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Author Topic: Being manly (Read 9288 times)