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T234

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I think GERMAN FETISH PORN saved my life tonight. (I'm deadly goddamn serious)
« on: February 01, 2009, 01:12:33 AM »
Heart rate of over 100 for hours on end.

Temperature of hot enough to walk outside IN BOXERS AND NOT FEEL A TEMPERATURE DIFFERENCE.

Shaking like a Mexican space shuttle on bad gas going uphill.

One wank and all that went away.
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Bildi

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Re: I think GERMAN FETISH PORN saved my life tonight. (I'm deadly goddamn serious)
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2009, 01:15:01 AM »
You didn't get a headache?

That must've been some awesome porn indeed.
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Flannel Boy

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Re: I think GERMAN FETISH PORN saved my life tonight. (I'm deadly goddamn serious)
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2009, 01:15:46 AM »
Quote from: T234 on February 01, 2009, 01:12:33 AM
One wank and all that went away.

Did you cry?
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T234

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Re: I think GERMAN FETISH PORN saved my life tonight. (I'm deadly goddamn seriou
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2009, 01:19:30 AM »
Quote from: Bildi on February 01, 2009, 01:15:01 AM
You didn't get a headache?

That must've been some awesome porn indeed.

What.


Quote from: Malek on February 01, 2009, 01:15:46 AM
Quote from: T234 on February 01, 2009, 01:12:33 AM
One wank and all that went away.

Did you cry?

No. How goes law school?
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Flannel Boy

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Re: I think GERMAN FETISH PORN saved my life tonight. (I'm deadly goddamn seriou
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2009, 01:22:34 AM »
Quote from: T234 on February 01, 2009, 01:19:30 AM

Quote from: Malek on February 01, 2009, 01:15:46 AM
Quote from: T234 on February 01, 2009, 01:12:33 AM
One wank and all that went away.

Did you cry?

No. How goes law school?

B's and A's on my mid terms.

But I'm about to be expelled if I don't start going to class immediately.

How is every thread turned into a topic about me?
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Bildi

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Re: I think GERMAN FETISH PORN saved my life tonight. (I'm deadly goddamn serious)
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2009, 01:24:14 AM »
I think if I had a fever and engaged in strenuous physical activity I'd probably get a major headache.
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