I hate sports. But especially the Super Bowl, because it always fell after my birthday and ruined my parties. Anyway, the game is over and THEY ARE STILL talking about the fucking game.
"Jim what was it like to get a touchdown"
"Steve what was it like when Jim got a touchdown"
"Hank what was it like when Steve talked about when Jim got a touchdown"
Shut the fuck up I wanna see the Office. I'm so sleepy. I wanna go to bed.