Author Topic: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day (Read 1097 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** February 03, 2009, 11:40:30 PM »

Texting a member of the opposite sex...

<Her> Please send that to me in another format, since I have a Mac and cannot open it
<Me> (trying to be funny) Macs are for emo douchebags and hipster twats!
<Her> ... The Mac belongs to my mom (who is sick and she is taking care of), fyi.

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:41:27 PM »

explains why her mom is dying! lol!

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:41:50 PM »

What was the format?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:41:56 PM »

Apple has a notorious track record for killing people. This is true.

drew · « **Reply #4 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:43:04 PM »

willcowned

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:43:42 PM »

MAYBE HER MOM IS STEVE JOBS

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:44:42 PM »

Yeah, she seems pretty pissed. OH WELL. Back to Plan B.

So, demi, how you doin'?

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:45:34 PM »

I'm wearing a white shirt, some socks and nothing but.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:46:53 PM »

But it was edgy and funny! $:-\$

If it wasn't for the fact that it's her mom's, I'm pretty sure she would've found it amusing. I'm horribly antagonistic that way.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:47:25 PM »

At least now you only need one ticket to Flight of the Concords.

You should insult people's moms more often; think of the money you would save! all those suits you could buy!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:48:09 PM »

Okay, that was pretty funny, Arvie. It's making me do this...

:'(

:'(

Malek-esque, even.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:49:18 PM »

I PM'd him that one

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:51:07 PM »

The worst part is that I sent her an e-mail with the document in question with the title of:

"Dear Hipster Emo Douchebag Twat!"

... This was before she told me. She's going to go home and read that.

:'(

:'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:52:09 PM »

drew · « **Reply #14 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:54:07 PM »

willcobliterated

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:54:55 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on February 03, 2009, 11:51:45 PM

It's funny because she prolly replied to your text before reading the e-mail.

She did. I sent a damage control text of, "Please disregard the title in the e-mail I sent you when you get home - I'm an idiot."

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2009, 12:00:41 AM »

Willco, I would have found it funny. Maybe you should go gay. I would have still licked your balls.

Bildi · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2009, 12:16:00 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 03, 2009, 11:54:55 PM

She did. I sent a damage control text of, "Please disregard the title in the e-mail I sent you when you get home - I'm an idiot."

Damage control via messages and emails is pretty intense - if they read them in the wrong order it can all go so horribly wrong.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2009, 12:22:13 AM »

Quote from: demi on February 04, 2009, 12:00:41 AM

Willco, I would have found it funny. Maybe you should go gay. I would have still licked your balls.

If it wasn't for all the gay sex, the lifestyle would be so alluring! I mean, you get to sit around and watch Yentl all day? Sweet!

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2009, 12:23:34 AM »

I was thinking we could watch my new Frost DVD

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2009, 12:27:31 AM »

That sounds pretty awesome.

... you don't own a mac, do you?

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2009, 12:28:06 AM »

No way dude, I build my own machines

:flex

Tauntaun · « **Reply #22 on:** February 04, 2009, 10:57:25 AM »

beaten

jewco pwned.

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Author Topic: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day (Read 1097 times)