PRO
Samuel L Jackson saying Mothafucka a lot
CON
Shitty Camera
No viewable life meter, even though you can "level up" and extend it... doesn't help me any
Body Part Poker - distinguished mentally-challenged, what purpose does this serve? Is there a reward besides achievement?
re: BPP - It's timed (way too short for what they want you to accomplish), and if you fuck up, you have to exit back to the main menu and reload from that checkpoint
Slicing with a samurai sword yet it can take upwards to a minute just to kill one person - punching bags
Floaty controls
Yet another movelist which boils down to 99% button mashing anyway
NON SKIPPABLE SCENES
Overall: 6