Author Topic: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!) (Read 34980 times)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #60 on:** February 05, 2009, 05:33:42 PM »

it would need to be the mirror image

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #61 on:** February 05, 2009, 05:37:41 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 05, 2009, 04:42:26 PM

Next Evilbore Challenge: build a perpetual motion machine

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on February 05, 2009, 04:26:44 PM
BrandNew should be knee deep in poon. What a jerk.

BrandNew first asks potential mates 100 political, religious, and philosophical questions. If any one of the questions is answered incorrectly, the potential mate is no longer worthy of his penis.

This is sadly true, or it was last year anyway. Now that the election and shit is over, I have not been offended by what people say lately.

Besides I have two dates this weekend, fuck ya

Tristam · « **Reply #62 on:** February 05, 2009, 05:55:09 PM »

Didn't Gretzky say something like you miss 100% of the shots you don't take? Wise man. Even if everyone shouldn't be knee-deep in poon like BrandNew, most of you guys should at least be ankle-deep. Stop being so self-loathing and ask a girl out.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #63 on:** February 05, 2009, 05:59:41 PM »

You also can't embarrass yourself if you don't try.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #64 on:** February 05, 2009, 06:07:42 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 05, 2009, 05:32:26 PM

Stop using my Avril avatar. This isn't Freddie Prinze, Jr.!

I had it first, cuntrag

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #65 on:** February 05, 2009, 06:11:32 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 05:59:41 PM

You also can't embarrass yourself if you don't try.

Get out of my head.

Quote from: Scenester on February 05, 2009, 06:07:42 PM

Quote from: Malek on February 05, 2009, 05:32:26 PM
Stop using my Avril avatar. This isn't Freddie Prinze, Jr.!

I had it first, cuntrag

When did you start using the Avril Lavigne avatar?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #66 on:** February 05, 2009, 06:20:24 PM »

haha I dunno. TBH I didnt even know you were using it when I picked it... I'll change it to something else today

tiesto · « **Reply #67 on:** February 05, 2009, 06:57:23 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 05:59:41 PM

You also can't embarrass yourself if you don't try.

What's more embarrassing? A 40 year old virgin like that Shawn dude from GAF, or a 25 year old who tries and tries, getting constantly shut down, but gets slowly better each time until he's finally banging a decent looking girl on the regular?

Rejection sucks and it was one of my main reasons for being single for a while, and believe me it's VERY disheartening when it seems like nearly every girl isn't interested. I've been there trust me

But eventually you learn to brush it off and get better with women, eventually scoring a date. Unfortunately in my case they tend to be all the crazies but that's a whole different story.

demi · « **Reply #68 on:** February 05, 2009, 06:58:57 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on February 05, 2009, 06:57:23 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 05:59:41 PM
You also can't embarrass yourself if you don't try.

What's more embarrassing? A 40 year old virgin like that Shawn dude from GAF, or a 25 year old who tries and tries, getting constantly shut down, but gets slowly better each time until he's finally banging a decent looking girl on the regular?

The guy who keeps trying. It's like you thrive on failure. Shawn is contempt knowing this. He doesn't have to try to fail.

tiesto · « **Reply #69 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:01:07 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 05, 2009, 06:58:57 PM

Quote from: tiesto on February 05, 2009, 06:57:23 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 05:59:41 PM
You also can't embarrass yourself if you don't try.

What's more embarrassing? A 40 year old virgin like that Shawn dude from GAF, or a 25 year old who tries and tries, getting constantly shut down, but gets slowly better each time until he's finally banging a decent looking girl on the regular?

The guy who keeps trying. It's like you thrive on failure. Shawn is contempt knowing this. He doesn't have to try to fail.

I wouldn't call "wanting to severely maim guys with good looking women" and a sadomasochistic tone in his posts "being content".

Plus the biggest turn-off to women is a defeatist attitude.

tiesto · « **Reply #70 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:04:17 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 05, 2009, 07:02:35 PM

That, or the stench of desperation. being utterly defeated is actually a good place to be.

How do you figure?

Akala · « **Reply #71 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:05:05 PM »

Big girls need love too.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #72 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:07:43 PM »

i'll probably be at home playing L4D.
All I need is Zooey and a .45

tiesto · « **Reply #73 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:13:03 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 05, 2009, 07:05:36 PM

Because instead of treying some shit eating pickup scheme or pretending to be someone you're not you can actually have a chance to talk to someone on a normal level?

How is what I suggested (go out and talk to as many girls as possible, instead of sitting online whining about it) related to any of that?

Now I won't argue for the PUAs and stuff, but A BIT of their advice-mainly involving building inner confidence, not letting girls walk all over you, and 'breaking the ice', is harmless and actually beneficial. It doesn't involve hiding who you are in the slightest, either.

Look, I know I fail a lot, but I don't care. I don't hide myself either, if a girl doesn't like me I just say fuck it and move to the next.

demi · « **Reply #74 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:13:34 PM »

If whatever you do is good for you then by all means. I'm fine jerking off to some amateur vids then going to sleep.

tiesto · « **Reply #75 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:14:47 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 05, 2009, 07:13:34 PM

If whatever you do is good for you then by all means. I'm fine jerking off to some amateur vids then going to sleep.

It's fine for me. As long as you don't become like Shawn either, what works for you is fine too.

Bildi · « **Reply #76 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:22:51 PM »

I'm interested in a girl at the moment, but asking her out on Valentines Day would not fit into my overarching grand scheme (which will likely fail anyway).

So I'll be cleaning the house, playing games and having a good toss on Valentines Day.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #77 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:26:17 PM »

my problem is i used to be young, pretty, and full of potential but am sort of ugly and washed out now. and i never even had any luck when i was pretty and promising. so i dunno how i could possibly succeed now.

iow, i feel i've already had my chance, and blown it. i don't feel like going through the same thing all over again, only at an additional handicap. it's kind of redundant you know?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #78 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:29:26 PM »

Dude wtf, you look regular in all the pics I've seen. Seriously man just go with the flow. I find I'm most effective when I'm not trying. That doesn't mean "be rude to every chick you pass" but it's more like "I'm a rolling stone jump on or jump out the way"

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #79 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:31:23 PM »

aren't you still like 21? you haven't had time to become jaded yet.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #80 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:48:37 PM »

you're way too cynical, recursive. Like PD said, you look fine judging from your pics and most definitely not 'past it', this is a typical case of your attitude holding you back

demi · « **Reply #81 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:50:13 PM »

Do you trim your pubes, recursive? I used to be self-concious about that. A little trim is a big boost to confidence. Try it.

tiesto · « **Reply #82 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:54:41 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 05, 2009, 07:50:13 PM

Do you trim your pubes, recursive? I used to be self-concious about that. A little trim is a big boost to confidence. Try it.

This is something both me and demi can agree on.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #83 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:03:50 PM »

It's true. It makes your cock look like a centimeter bigger. The equates to a much larger self esteem boost.

Also at my Uni they have started to sell tickets to some Valentine's day event at the front entrance to the arts building. I've started use the back door because seeing the pink booth makes me feel bad :'( :'( :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #84 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:05:43 PM »

FM you are very good looking. You should monopolize FOB immigrants, I mean you'd have so much in common. Good work ethic, confusion over english grammar, etc

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #85 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:06:45 PM »

i usually try to avoid leaving my room for +/- 7 days from VD. that was before I had a job --- these days I barely ever leave my office, so I guess my office is the new my room

demi · « **Reply #86 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:07:24 PM »

There's some killer candy deals around this time. Seize it

demi · « **Reply #87 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:09:10 PM »

Peanut M&Ms man

demi · « **Reply #88 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:10:43 PM »

Sent you a PM

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #89 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:12:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2009, 08:05:43 PM

FM you are very good looking. You should monopolize FOB immigrants, I mean you'd have so much in common. Good work ethic, confusion over english grammar, etc

Some south American chick asked me if the bus we were on went down town. As I was answering she ignored what I was saying and asked the bus drive instead. :'(

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 05, 2009, 08:06:45 PM

i usually try to avoid leaving my room for +/- 7 days from VD.

I get a week of for ~~self-pity~~ spring break from the 13th to the 23rd!

BlackMage · « **Reply #90 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:17:13 PM »

fuck that im playing world of warcraft all day on valentines

Reb · « **Reply #91 on:** February 06, 2009, 02:47:12 AM »

Ok, fuck this challenge, I'm having a date tomorrow, which is enough progress for me. I'm not going to stress the whole valentine thing.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #92 on:** February 06, 2009, 03:24:58 AM »

Get motivated!

[youtube=560,345]D_P-v1BVQn8[/youtube]

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #93 on:** February 06, 2009, 04:08:57 AM »

I could probably ask this girl I'm kind of dating out for Valentine's Day, but then I want to ask this gorgeous girl that works at the bookstore near here... but I'M THE BIGGEST PUSSY EVER when it comes to this shit, and I just lack the courage to man up, go in there, and ask her out / get her number / invite her to a party / anything. She's went to high school with one of my friends, so I guess I have that connection to start a conversation with (which would be utter bullshit), but I just don't have the confidence in situations like this. In the first place, it's super awkward to just buy a binder or whatever and strike up a conversation with her behind the register. Next week may have to be ch1nchilla's get it together week. Maybe I'll just slam shots, chew some gum, brush my teeth, and pull the trigger and attempt.

FUCK.

Reb · « **Reply #94 on:** February 06, 2009, 08:24:10 AM »

Female boss? Maybe she's up to something!

Reb · « **Reply #95 on:** February 06, 2009, 08:42:34 AM »

I can imagine it now, Kosma coming in to work early morning, wondering why the lights are off.
Steps into the office, it's filled with candles with in their midst a scantily clad boss. And then...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #96 on:** February 06, 2009, 08:50:06 AM »

The deadline = your anus

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #97 on:** February 06, 2009, 08:50:12 AM »

Kosma putting the gay back in to gay disease.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #98 on:** February 06, 2009, 09:46:17 AM »

I'm taking my wife to to get our taxes done on VD. Then I'm going to take her back home and throw her on the bed and make it rain.

muckhole · « **Reply #99 on:** February 06, 2009, 01:39:37 PM »

Quote from: a slime appears on February 05, 2009, 08:10:28 PM

Quote from: demi on February 05, 2009, 03:24:42 PM
I'm open to dating the following people on Valentine's Day

* Muckhole
* Joe Molotov
* Slime Appears

PM me if you are available
NO

I'd be down, demi, but I've already got to do Valentines with the gf. Plus, you live in another country and I don't have my passport. You can send me pics, though.

demi · « **Reply #100 on:** February 06, 2009, 01:52:53 PM »

Why do I have to send pics? This is two person thing.

muckhole · « **Reply #101 on:** February 06, 2009, 02:00:53 PM »

Because right now, all I have in my mind's eye to go on is Nick Frost hitting on me.

demi · « **Reply #102 on:** February 06, 2009, 02:06:06 PM »

That works for both of us

muckhole · « **Reply #103 on:** February 06, 2009, 02:13:21 PM »

Bloodwake · « **Reply #104 on:** February 07, 2009, 01:56:00 PM »

I would totally participate in this contest, but I would lose, so there's no fucking point.

Girls don't want to date me. If anything, they want to get me drunk and fuck me, but there is no dating in my life. They reserve that for the people they think are ten times cooler than me.

It's much more likely I will have drunken sex on Valentine's Day than go on a date.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #105 on:** February 07, 2009, 02:57:26 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on February 06, 2009, 02:00:53 PM

Because right now, all I have in my mind's eye to go on is Nick Frost hitting on me.

Demi is really good looking. It makes his online persona all the more creepy though.

muckhole · « **Reply #106 on:** February 07, 2009, 04:39:01 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 07, 2009, 02:57:26 PM

Quote from: muckhole on February 06, 2009, 02:00:53 PM
Because right now, all I have in my mind's eye to go on is Nick Frost hitting on me.

Demi is really good looking. It makes his online persona all the more creepy though.

Good to know. I'm gonna go shave.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #107 on:** February 07, 2009, 04:50:37 PM »

Shave? I suggest Nair for those tricky spots.

muckhole · « **Reply #108 on:** February 07, 2009, 04:51:43 PM »

After what happened to you, I only Nair when I have a spotter present.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #109 on:** February 07, 2009, 04:55:40 PM »

Yes but I was incompetent with Nair; Nair reckless one might say. I have since developed my application and timing skills required for the smoothest butt.

muckhole · « **Reply #110 on:** February 07, 2009, 05:04:21 PM »

tiesto · « **Reply #111 on:** February 11, 2009, 09:46:27 AM »

UPDATE: I have a date tonight, and tomorrow... but nothing yet for Valentines day. Close, but no cigar

Bloodwake · « **Reply #112 on:** February 11, 2009, 01:33:29 PM »

I have a date....

with a bottle of whisky.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #113 on:** February 11, 2009, 02:15:04 PM »

I ordered my wife some flowers to be delivered on Saturday ($70 :'() so I am definitely getting laid

demi · « **Reply #114 on:** February 11, 2009, 02:22:12 PM »

I'm gonna play Oneechanbara Samurai Zombie Slayers... oh yeah

Eric P · « **Reply #115 on:** February 11, 2009, 02:24:21 PM »

hitting up a noise show at ABC no rio, then doing a pub crawl with valentine's day mopers, then we're going to go see Japanther and Ninjasonik for free.

my V-Day will be awesome

Robo · « **Reply #116 on:** February 11, 2009, 02:29:05 PM »

With any luck, I will be double-dating Cammy and Chun-Li on V-day.

FML?

bork · « **Reply #117 on:** February 11, 2009, 04:06:48 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on February 11, 2009, 02:15:04 PM

I ordered my wife some flowers to be delivered on Saturday ($70 :'() so I am definitely getting laid

Hmm, this is a good idea. Although I was just gonna pick up some chocolate and shit. My wife is used to V-Day, Japan-style, which is where the WOMEN give the men chocolates instead! Better holiday that way?

drozmight · « **Reply #118 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:04:19 PM »

I have a date already.

Since it's Saturday, and why not.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #119 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:23:34 PM »

i'm making chocolate cupcakes for jarosh

with homemade pink and red buttercream frosting

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Author Topic: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!) (Read 34980 times)