Author Topic: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!) (Read 35027 times)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #180 on:** February 13, 2009, 11:46:24 AM »

*buys liquor*

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #181 on:** February 13, 2009, 11:57:28 AM »

Japanese dudes are the ultimate anti pussy.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #182 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:22:15 PM »

a bunch of reasonably attractive women have tried to strike up conversations with me this week. the vd desperation thing? none of the conversations lasted more than 15 minutes though. one of them wanted to talk about richard feynman which was cool.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #183 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:24:40 PM »

Yeah, women get desperate around Valentine's Day due to social and peer pressure.

I'm setting up a "loser bucket" bundle stand full of popcorn, romantic movies and chocolate at work. We're going to make so much fucking money this weekend.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #184 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:30:25 PM »

it's kinda sad because I used to get this frequency year-round. apparently people have to be pretty desperate to approach me these days. it's been months since anyone's tried to talk to me on the train for example.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #185 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:31:22 PM »

No dice here. No one really wants to talk to me. I'm actually taking care of myself a lot better too.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #186 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:35:08 PM »

Just do what I do and become an alcoholic!

Eric P · « **Reply #187 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:48:25 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 13, 2009, 12:22:15 PM

a bunch of reasonably attractive women have tried to strike up conversations with me this week. the vd desperation thing? none of the conversations lasted more than 15 minutes though. one of them wanted to talk about richard feynman which was cool.

"let's go back to my place and test friction and resistance"?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #188 on:** February 13, 2009, 01:21:37 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 13, 2009, 12:35:08 PM

Just do what I do and become an alcoholic!

That's what I'm planning.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #189 on:** February 13, 2009, 01:32:15 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 13, 2009, 01:21:37 PM

Quote from: Willco on February 13, 2009, 12:35:08 PM
Just do what I do and become an alcoholic!

That's what I'm planning.

You and I could always ~~play some Magic~~ find some chicks.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #190 on:** February 13, 2009, 01:32:49 PM »

Himu has a gf?

I have to help fix up a house my parents used to rent out to some dumbasses who trashed it. After that...WoW and pizza

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #191 on:** February 13, 2009, 02:01:24 PM »

Himu's girlfriend is his copy of Persona.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #192 on:** February 13, 2009, 02:06:52 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on February 13, 2009, 01:32:15 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 13, 2009, 01:21:37 PM
Quote from: Willco on February 13, 2009, 12:35:08 PM
Just do what I do and become an alcoholic!

That's what I'm planning.

You and I could always ~~play some Magic~~ find some chicks.

Well if you go to Boone St. with me there might be some finding of chicks. I highly doubt it, since my success rate has been ZERO, but it's usually a fun time.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #193 on:** February 13, 2009, 02:15:35 PM »

Some chick got a singing valentine during Critical Thinking today. She did not look happy. This made me feel great.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #194 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:03:30 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 13, 2009, 11:19:27 AM

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 13, 2009, 10:58:27 AM
I need liquor.

me too

I have have three bottles of vodka and a couple bottles of wine. Come on over.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #195 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:08:59 PM »

cloudwalking · « **Reply #196 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:46:01 AM »

man, valentine's day has just begun and i already got my dose of jarosh v-day lovin'

Reb · « **Reply #197 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:57:15 AM »

Ahhhh, visions of incest.

Yeti · « **Reply #198 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:33:28 AM »

I completed my own challenge by continuing to remain oblivious to a friend of a friend's increasingly desperate advances.

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If she had a penis she would be demi's type.

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cloudwalking · « **Reply #199 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:14:24 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 11, 2009, 05:29:33 PM

I already had two chocolate cupcakes today. Going back for a third right now. No wife needed.

you should get a wife that makes you cupcakes like this!!

cupcakes

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #200 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:18:21 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 11, 2009, 05:29:33 PM

I already had two chocolate cupcakes today. Going back for a third right now. No wife needed.

Just don't eat them in the rest room

Crushed · « **Reply #201 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:47:20 PM »

HAPPY GREETING CARD DAY, EB

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #202 on:** February 14, 2009, 01:00:57 PM »

i spent last night trapped in the office with a female coworker till 1:30 am. does that count?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #203 on:** February 14, 2009, 01:26:17 PM »

apart from its crassness and triteness, that is such a weird metaphor visually. i'm imagining a mansion full of disembodied vulva sculptures

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #204 on:** February 14, 2009, 02:07:59 PM »

yes, it's still idiotic. how can a metaphor that's not even coherent perfectly describe anything? in the "ex falso quod libet" sense perhaps?

demi · « **Reply #205 on:** February 14, 2009, 02:32:05 PM »

Today I found a YouTube of an old show Nick was in. Today isn't so bad.

Later tonight, I plan on jerking off, then playing some Xbox. Tonight isn't so bad.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #206 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:23:55 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 01:26:17 PM

apart from its crassness and triteness, that is such a weird metaphor visually. i'm imagining a mansion full of disembodied vulva sculptures

This is how I image whiteman's apartment would look like.

Diunx · « **Reply #207 on:** February 14, 2009, 06:27:54 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 14, 2009, 06:24:32 PM

I'm picking my date up in two hours. I'm sure it wont be that great considering how terrible I am around girls...maybe I should stay home and listen to Alive 2007 while playing Team Fortress 2.

Sure, then you can jerk off while crying before going to bed.

Vizzys · « **Reply #208 on:** February 14, 2009, 06:33:38 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 14, 2009, 06:24:32 PM

...maybe I should stay home and listen to Alive 2007 while playing Team Fortress 2.

sounds good

now replace Daft Punk with some Danger http://www.myspace.com/2emedanger
and tf2 with Dystopia http://www.dystopia-game.com/
and you are set

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #209 on:** February 14, 2009, 06:34:31 PM »

PR is she hot?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #210 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:01:43 PM »

http://walt.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2009/02/13/ir_theory_for_lovers_a_valentines_guide

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Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. As a public service, I would like to remind FP readers of the important insights that international relations theory can provide for people in love.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #211 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:11:27 PM »

First you build your own PC now you're going on a date. My little PR is all grown up. :'(

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out done twice by someone 4 years younger than me. real :'(

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recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #212 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:14:21 PM »

hey, I'm nearly 27 and still have (almost) never had a date or asked a girl out, so it could always be worse

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #213 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:31:46 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 07:14:21 PM

hey, I'm nearly 27 and still have (almost) never had a date or asked a girl out, so it could always be worse

that doesn't make me feel better at all.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #214 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:38:45 PM »

seeing the future?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #215 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:42:40 PM »

ya :'(

If I end up like Recursive minus the smarts and clarinet what will I have left? Acne and incoherence. Which is basically what I have now.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #216 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:43:58 PM »

I played Mario and Luigi 3 all day

fml

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #217 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:45:19 PM »

that's out?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #218 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:49:05 PM »

well it's never too late to start learning the clarinet. and the smarts too.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #219 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:50:19 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 14, 2009, 07:45:19 PM

that's out?

no

Oblivion · « **Reply #220 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:50:51 PM »

Just bought some chloroform from the store. This'll be the easiest contest ever.

Pro Tip: it's only illegal if she remembers.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #221 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:50:55 PM »

ya after this thread I'm about ready to blow a wooden interment.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #222 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:52:16 PM »

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i spent last night trapped in the office with a female coworker till 1:30 am. does that count?

who was STILL HERE when I came in at 3pm today, WTF
she said she did take a nap in the office for a few hours

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #223 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:53:17 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 14, 2009, 07:50:55 PM

ya after this thread I'm about ready to blow a wooden interment.

exactly how many times were you dropped on your head as a child?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #224 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:58:42 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 14, 2009, 07:53:17 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 14, 2009, 07:50:55 PM
ya after this thread I'm about ready to blow a wooden interment.

exactly how many times were you dropped on your head as a child?

My grandma always tells a story about dropping me, me hitting the wall, and her catching me again before the ground, actually. instrument. I clicked on the firefox red line without reading.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #225 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:13:40 PM »

Half a bottle of vodka down.

This one goes out to Flannel Girl and her boyfriend:

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #226 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:14:47 PM »

did you ask her out? how do you know she has a boyfriend?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #227 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:17:16 PM »

Of course I didn't ask her out. Since I don't even talk to people, I certainly don't ask them out.

She seems rather close to a tall ginger; I'm pretty sure he is her boyfriend.

And lol @ interment.

Diunx · « **Reply #228 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:18:03 PM »

Oh man I should have gone out with that ugly chick that is into me now I'm getting my VD depression :'(.

Gonna call my single friends to see if they want to get drunk.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #229 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:19:26 PM »

i traded my old phat psp for one of the newer slim line psps

so i say this day was pretty good.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #230 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:35:20 PM »

did OKCupid change their match system? i'm seeing a bunch of 90%+ which i've never seen before

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #231 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:41:26 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 08:35:20 PM

did OKCupid change their match system? i'm seeing a bunch of 90%+ which i've never seen before

* Malek checks okcupid

I now have a number of 95% matches. And girls I remember being in the 80s are in the mid 90s. clearly, they changed their system.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #232 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:44:41 PM »

Match inflation. Part of the stimulus package?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #233 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:45:19 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 08:44:41 PM

Match inflation. Part of the stimulus package?

I don't think this match inflation will help me get my package stimulated.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #234 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:48:29 PM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #235 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:49:26 PM »

We ought to have a macroerotic policy along with our macroeconomic policy, with an agency like the Federal Reserve tasked with somehow manipulating the dating market when the % of single people gets too high or low. any suggestions on workable mechanisms?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #236 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:51:30 PM »

To prevent such rampant inflation, they should have to tie it to a commodity, such as gold or semen.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #237 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:54:27 PM »

Let the invisible hand do its thing for the dating markets

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #238 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:55:15 PM »

but i think i've fallen into a liquidity trap :'(

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #239 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:57:59 PM »

What would be the equivalent of Credit Default Swaps?

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Author Topic: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!) (Read 35027 times)