Author Topic: How gay is it for men to drink coolers? (Read 2482 times)

CurseoftheGods · « **on:** February 05, 2009, 10:20:41 PM »

I bought a pack of Smirnoff Ice Ultra 1 (100 cal, 1 gm carb per bottle), and I like its taste quite a bit. But I still feel embarrassed drinking it.

Should I care or not give a shit?

Propagandhim · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:23:01 PM »

If a man can drink a Diet Pepsi without being called a nancy, then he can drink anything. I mix wine and ginger-ale together.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:25:47 PM »

I swear I am such a cigarilloot.

Eric P · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:26:35 PM »

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 05, 2009, 10:23:01 PM

I mix wine and ginger-ale together.

white or red?

huckleberry · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:29:10 PM »

When I first had to start carrying that frou-frou shit a few years back I always thought it strange when guys brought it to the counter. Not because of what I thought of them, instead because of the half embarrassed look they had on their faces when buying it.

My advice - who give a shit. I see full blown rednecks buying their bottles of bourbon (and not necessarily the cheap stuff) just to mix the stuff with Coke - same goddam kind of taste that attracts you to the Smirnoff.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:32:01 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 05, 2009, 10:26:35 PM

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 05, 2009, 10:23:01 PM
I mix wine and ginger-ale together.

white or red?

Red

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:33:43 PM »

Quote from: Arde0 on February 05, 2009, 10:29:10 PM

When I first had to start carrying that frou-frou shit a few years back I always thought it strange when guys brought it to the counter. Not because of what I thought of them, instead because of the half embarrassed look they had on their faces when buying it.

My advice - who give a shit. I see full blown rednecks buying their bottles of bourbon (and not necessarily the cheap stuff) just to mix the stuff with Coke - same goddam kind of taste that attracts you to the Smirnoff.

Thank you. That's what I needed to hear.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:35:16 PM »

Real men drink vodka alone.

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Akala · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:35:34 PM »

Just don't pour grenadine in it. $:-\$

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:37:14 PM »

It'd take a particularly distinguished effete fellow to drink coolers, methinks. As Malek said, real men drink vodka alone.

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demi · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:37:33 PM »

Smirnoff is pretty good.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:58:09 PM »

i swear i want to punch myself in the neck

Diunx · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:58:50 PM »

I have never seen a man (not even a gay one) drink that stuff, just buy a bottle of vodka an put it in you freezer so you can drinking the next time you are crying and feeling horny at the same time.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:42:30 PM »

If it is the last alcohol available, then why not?

Bildi · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:53:49 PM »

There's a beer here called Pure Blonde. I'd never drink it just because of the name.

Keep drinking your girly drink Curse - you are a greater man than I'll ever be.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:56:48 PM »

YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SAME THREAD ON GAF AND EVILBORE

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:57:20 PM »

At the bar I frequent (and by frequent, I mean LIVE AT), if you order anything not considered relatively manly, they will curse at you and call you names!

T234 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 06, 2009, 12:00:34 AM »

Quote from: Bacchus7 on February 05, 2009, 10:37:14 PM

It'd take a particularly distinguished effete fellow to drink coolers, methinks. As Malek said, real men drink vodka alone.
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Have you masturbated while crying too?

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2009, 12:00:43 AM »

If anyone gives you shit just hit them with your purse and scream.

Robo · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2009, 12:05:35 AM »

I am a big homo for whiskey sours. I think that's probably the gayest thing a guy can order at a bar and not evoke a suspicious eye from his friends, although he may still have to explain why his drink is yellow and tastes like delicious lemons.

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 06, 2009, 12:08:32 AM »

Only faggy cooler drink I like is Mike's Hard Pomegranate Lemonade, and that's because I am gay for pomegranates and want all of them in the world in my ass.

T234 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 06, 2009, 12:10:52 AM »

Quote from: RoboJ on February 06, 2009, 12:05:35 AM

I am a big homo for whiskey sours. I think that's probably the gayest thing a guy can order at a bar and not evoke a suspicious eye from his friends, although he may still have to explain why his drink is yellow and tastes like delicious lemons.

If you were to insult whiskey sours at Bank St., there would be a knife fight on the spot.

E-DuB · « **Reply #22 on:** February 06, 2009, 12:15:06 AM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on February 05, 2009, 11:56:48 PM

YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SAME THREAD ON GAF AND EVILBORE

I was just about to say....

drew · « **Reply #23 on:** February 06, 2009, 12:17:24 AM »

i heard curseofthegods is gay

is that true curseofthegods

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #24 on:** February 06, 2009, 12:19:08 AM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on February 05, 2009, 11:56:48 PM

YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SAME THREAD ON GAF AND EVILBORE

but this one makes no mention of parties
while the gaf one does

clearly different threadz

Robo · « **Reply #25 on:** February 06, 2009, 12:25:26 AM »

Quote from: T234 on February 06, 2009, 12:10:52 AM

Quote from: RoboJ on February 06, 2009, 12:05:35 AM
I am a big homo for whiskey sours. I think that's probably the gayest thing a guy can order at a bar and not evoke a suspicious eye from his friends, although he may still have to explain why his drink is yellow and tastes like delicious lemons.

If you were to insult whiskey sours at Bank St., there would be a knife fight on the spot.

is that where all the bikers "wrestle"?

T234 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 06, 2009, 12:35:20 AM »

Quote from: RoboJ on February 06, 2009, 12:25:26 AM

Quote from: T234 on February 06, 2009, 12:10:52 AM
Quote from: RoboJ on February 06, 2009, 12:05:35 AM
I am a big homo for whiskey sours. I think that's probably the gayest thing a guy can order at a bar and not evoke a suspicious eye from his friends, although he may still have to explain why his drink is yellow and tastes like delicious lemons.

If you were to insult whiskey sours at Bank St., there would be a knife fight on the spot.

is that where all the bikers "wrestle"?

It's a bar (not a biker bar, bikers are not really welcome there) in my hometown that's extra wild.

Last night, there was a pool cue fight in which one of the two involved ended up going to the hospital with broken bones. The fight was about two cigarettes. Not two cartons, not two packs. Just two fucking cigarettes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** February 06, 2009, 01:24:31 AM »

alcohol: peer pressure for adults

what a laughable concept. omg my drink tastes good and not like bitter piss, I MUST BE A GIRLY GIRL. smh @ this high school bullshit yo

demi · « **Reply #28 on:** February 06, 2009, 01:27:31 AM »

^ straight-edge

Bildi · « **Reply #29 on:** February 06, 2009, 02:51:45 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on February 06, 2009, 12:50:15 AM

Sometimes I'd be walking in the open drinking a small bottle of milk.

Oh my gosh that's so cute.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #30 on:** February 06, 2009, 02:55:34 AM »

What? Where do you live?

Smirnof ain't gay

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #31 on:** February 06, 2009, 02:59:36 AM »

You know what's guy?

Water. Try going around with a small bottle of water with you, like a lil bitch.

Reb · « **Reply #32 on:** February 06, 2009, 05:02:45 AM »

Real men give out breezers and get blowjobs.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #33 on:** February 06, 2009, 09:04:04 AM »

Wow. I don't even remember posting this topic. It's kind of pathetic.

Will lock. PM me if you want it to be reopened.

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Author Topic: How gay is it for men to drink coolers? (Read 2482 times)