The REAL State of Evilbore Poll

[Human Snorenado]

So, I felt we should have a real poll.  Because as we all know, PD is brain damaged.  Is there any way to create a new sub-category of poster that can't create threads, and only has the ability to make like 10 posts a day?  Because that would be AWESOME.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Jesus Christ, we really needed another thread?

[Human Snorenado]

Jesus Christ, we really needed another thread?

Yes!  This is a well thought out poll with multiple options designed to discover what the real worst thing facing the 'bore is, so maybe we can fix it.  And did you vote for thread derailment, you shameless little fetus?

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Yes, I did. I wish there was a "grumpy newcomers with sand in their vags" option, though...

[MrAngryFace]

I picked OMG NAZI MODS cause im outta control.

[FlameOfCallandor]

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Derailment ftw.

[Wobedraggled]

Can I vote all?

[Flannel Boy]

Even though I voted otherwise, I'd say thread derailments. That and the whiney cunts.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Ouch, the Dark hate is strong in this thread. How many other accounts (besides Corny) did you recast a vote with, Triumph?

[Saint Cornelius]

for fucks sake i am going to hunt you down and stranglefuck your mouth if you don't stop saying me & triumph are one in the same

[MrAngryFace]

[Human Snorenado]

Ouch, the Dark hate is strong in this thread. How many other accounts (besides Corny) did you recast a vote with, Triumph?

You guys are fucking obnoxious twits.  Is there seriously a way we can limit your posts to 10 a day?  That would be awesome TOTAL.

[Diablos]

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[anthonyOA]

i think you gotta let things ride out as a mod/admin on EB. its more entertaining that way. just delete "blatant" spam and the "n" word and the forum practically runs itself. i mean there's no catalyst here so the forum practically runs itself. i should know.

[Raguel]

(Image removed from quote.)

Why does this image makes me want to hide and cry?

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

for fucks sake i am going to hunt you down and stranglefuck your mouth if you don't stop saying me & triumph are one in the same

Calm down, grandpa. Its just the internet, this isnt SERIOUS BUSINESS or anything...

[Flannel Boy]

You guys are fucking obnoxious twits.  Is there seriously a way we can limit your posts to 10 a day?  That would be awesome TOTAL.

Then they wouldn't be able to post after like 1:00 AM.



I likes.

[MrAngryFace]

WHAT U NO BOUT PURPLE DRANK?!

Im thinking of getting a license plate frame that says that haha

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

So nobody's going to lock this thread either? Jesus, if anything the mods are EXTREMELY lax today (melissa)...

[Human Snorenado]

Ok, as of now PD and Shake have as many votes as all other options COMBINED.  Seriously, is there a way to turn them into forum lepers that only get to post 10 times a day?  For at least a month or so?  Consider it a lovely Holiday Gift to the posters of Evilbore.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Ok, as of now PD and Shake have as many votes as all other options COMBINED.  Seriously, is there a way to turn them into forum lepers that only get to post 10 times a day?  For at least a month or so?  Consider it a lovely Holiday Gift to the posters of Evilbore.

Is there a way to stop you from whining every five minutes? Good lord.

[Vizzys]

Phoenix Dark 5250 (42.339 per day)
TheDarkShake 5033 (39.944 per day)

For comparison:

Viz 2111 (16.754 per day)

And I spend waaaay too much time on here. More then what I want anyway.

[Saint Cornelius]

omfg that's embarrasing 

[Flannel Boy]

8.886 per day

Hell you can put the limit on me and it wouldn't change anything.

[Human Snorenado]

Phoenix Dark 5250 (42.339 per day)
TheDarkShake 5033 (39.944 per day)

For comparison:

Viz 2111 (16.754 per day)

The funny thing is, out of those 40 or so posts, maybe three are worth reading.  Maybe.  Giving them 10 is generous.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Phoenix Dark 5250 (42.339 per day)
TheDarkShake 5033 (39.944 per day)

For comparison:

Viz 2111 (16.754 per day)

And I spend waaaay too much time on here. More then what I want anyway.

Don't forget, Willco and MAF post more regularly than either of us do. BUT THAT DOESN'T HELP PROVE ANYTHING, MY BAD.

[DJ_Tet]

40 posts a day?

For fucks sake, no wonder this board is unreadable.

[MrAngryFace]

I may have a lot of posts, but I certainly dont spend entire days here :p

[Vizzys]

They have an excuse, which is they are mods in charge of regulating/steering topics by posting.

[Human Snorenado]

Phoenix Dark 5250 (42.339 per day)
TheDarkShake 5033 (39.944 per day)

For comparison:

Viz 2111 (16.754 per day)

And I spend waaaay too much time on here. More then what I want anyway.

Don't forget, Willco and MAF post more regularly than either of us do. BUT THAT DOESN'T HELP PROVE ANYTHING, MY BAD.

Go create Phoenix Shake Age, and see who follows your stupid asses.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

I may have a lot of posts, but I certainly dont spend entire days here :p

I don't either. I generally post early in the morning or between 4-6 pm, unless its a weekend, then I generally post late at night after (GASP!) having a social life.

[Vizzys]

I may have a lot of posts, but I certainly dont spend entire days here :p

I don't either. I generally post early in the morning or between 4-6 pm, unless its a weekend, then I generally post late at night after (GASP!) having a social life.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=50;sa=statPanel

[rocketman]

Phoenix Dark 5250 (42.339 per day)
TheDarkShake 5033 (39.944 per day)

For comparison:

Viz 2111 (16.754 per day)

And I spend waaaay too much time on here. More then what I want anyway.

Don't forget, Willco and MAF post more regularly than either of us do. BUT THAT DOESN'T HELP PROVE ANYTHING, MY BAD.

Go create Phoenix Shake Age, and see who follows your stupid asses.

I would, homo.

[Saint Cornelius]

lols

"bubububub wrong time zone!"

[Saint Cornelius]

I would, homo.

maybe you could wait for them over there?

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Actually, it is the wrong time zone. Bu bu bu nothing, I've never spent an entire 24 hours online in my life, unlike St. Corny.

[Human Snorenado]

Well, I think this has been pretty conclusive.  I'm going to officially request to the forum moderation squad that you guys be neutered. 

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Won't work, I tried doing the same with PD eons ago.

Now go cry me a river, sweet chunks, cuz Evilbore is my STOMPING GROUND!

[MrAngryFace]

You wouldnt be the first, Triumph lol.

[Flannel Boy]

You wouldnt be the first, Triumph lol.

What do you have against democracy?

[Human Snorenado]

Won't work, I tried doing the same with PD eons ago.

Now go cry me a river, sweet chunks, cuz Evilbore is my STOMPING GROUND!

We're pretty much just waiting to come to the appropriate level of restrictions on you idiots.  Honestly, my hope is that with only 10 posts a day you would put some thought into making them intelligent and well thought out, but that's probably not gonna be the case.  You're an obnoxious fucking 17 year old asshole, and you act like it.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Maybe I will become a bitter old fogey when I'm in my twenties like many posters here, but right now I'm just having fun. Hell, I don't take this shit half as seriously as you seem to.

[Van Cruncheon]

I think I somehow find Homemade Milk more charming and entertaining than The Dark Shake these days. TDS is like a distinguished mentally-challenged version of Lemurs, minus the attempts to author even the merest hint of actual content.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Yeah, I'm old and busted. Get rid of me.

[Himu]

Right now we've got 3 fucking emo threads open. 2 of which are basically the same thread.

I say the moderation needs a boost, because it's obviously on lax.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Right now we've got 3 fucking emo threads open. 2 of which are basically the same thread.

I say the moderation needs a boost, because it's obviously on lax.

No shit. Its gonna take a simple Melissa bitchfest to get them to throw down the towel?

[Himu]

Right now we've got 3 fucking emo threads open. 2 of which are basically the same thread.

I say the moderation needs a boost, because it's obviously on lax.

No shit. Its gonna take a simple Melissa bitchfest to get them to throw down the towel?

I thought they already threw in the towel.

[cloudwalking]

If threads get locked, people complain. If threads don't get locked, people complain

can't please everyone

[Human Snorenado]

If threads get locked, people complain. If threads don't get locked, people complain

can't please everyone

Yes, but you can please most of the people by neutering the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow twins!

[cloudwalking]

If threads get locked, people complain. If threads don't get locked, people complain

can't please everyone

Yes, but you can please most of the people by neutering the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow twins!

believe me, we've talked about it

[demi]

I'm easy to please.

[anthonyOA]

cloudwalking, could you please lock... then unlock this thread? damn it. this thread needs a slight pause. damn it woman! DO YOUR JOB. EB NEEDS DISS-A-PLYN.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

If threads get locked, people complain. If threads don't get locked, people complain

can't please everyone

Yes, but you can please most of the people by neutering the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow twins!

Where was all this hate in the Exile Dark Shake thread?

People wont be pissed if you lock this thread, because it was a piece of shit cry for attention in the first place.

[Van Cruncheon]

Given a choice between curing a cancer or shitting directly into their doctor's mouth, internet teenboys will always vote for the option that leaves us all ill.

[Flannel Boy]

Given a choice between curing a cancer or shitting directly into their doctor's mouth, internet teenboys will always vote for the option that leaves us all ill.

[Human Snorenado]

Wowzers, seems like quite the mandate!  And this thread wasn't locked! 

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Keep pullin', bucko. Now you're just trolling.

[Flannel Boy]

The people have spoken.

[Human Snorenado]

Keep pullin', bucko. Now you're just trolling.

Yeah, I'm pretty awesome.