Crazy childhood stories

[Himu]

When I was little I came up to my dad with a banana so he could open it for me. He took the banana and opened it, which was a nice gesture, sure... but he ate it afterwards. I started to cry after all this. I don't remember it much but it's friggin awesome if you ask me. I lol when I think about it.

I'm so doing that to my kid/s.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

What made you remember this, and more importantly why would you do that to your kids? o_O

[Himu]

Because it's awesome.

I'd have an extra banana in my pocket, and then pull it out like a magic trick.

[Wobedraggled]

I was molested


sorry your precious banana got eaten, fuckface.

[MrAngryFace]

Well when I was around 12 years old my dad and stepmother made me move to Ohio, and we were poor. Well anyway after six months they decide to go to Arizona.....leaving everything of my childhood behind in a storage shed.

I later found out everything in the shed was sold to the highest bidder cause they didnt wanna get the stuff back and wouldnt pay storage bills.

[anthonyOA]

lol nice,

this one time my kid gave me his banana, haha lawl,  you won't BELIEVE what i did next!

i thought it'd be funny to EAT the bannana infront of him.

he cried like a bitch. never liked that kid much anways.    

[Himu]

Anthony you ass. 

[cloudwalking]

When I was little I came up to my dad with a banana so he could open it for me. He took the banana and opened it, which was a nice gesture, sure... but he ate it afterwards. I started to cry after all this. I don't remember it much but it's friggin awesome if you ask me. I lol when I think about it.

I'm so doing that to my kid/s.

[Himu]

 

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

lol nice,

this one time my kid gave me his banana, haha lawl,  you won't BELIEVE what i did next!

i thought it'd be funny to EAT the bannana infront of him.

he cried like a bitch. never liked that kid much anways.   

That was awesome.