Ever so often and under certain conditions, my kidneys will just OVERLOAD, put me in ABSOLUTE AND UNBEARABLE PAIN, and be like I DEMAND YE VOMIT.
I actually was at a friend of mine's drug rehab where he worked (to visit him, not be a case there) and I actually had a cheer squad of six girls cheering for me to break their single vomit record.
The damage: three bathmats, two fake plants, and a scale.