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T234

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I just puked so hard some of it landed behind me. (TVC ENTER)
« on: February 08, 2009, 01:24:02 AM »
Ever so often and under certain conditions, my kidneys will just OVERLOAD, put me in ABSOLUTE AND UNBEARABLE PAIN, and be like I DEMAND YE VOMIT.

I actually was at a friend of mine's drug rehab where he worked (to visit him, not be a case there) and I actually had a cheer squad of six girls cheering for me to break their single vomit record.

The damage: three bathmats, two fake plants, and a scale.

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Bloodwake

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Re: I just puked so hard some of it landed behind me. (TVC ENTER)
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2009, 01:29:09 AM »
lmfao
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TVC15

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Re: I just puked so hard some of it landed behind me. (TVC ENTER)
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2009, 01:36:09 AM »
I don't get kidney pain or anything like that.  Everything is centered on the stomach and the throat.  I do get a nice adrenaline rush from it though, so it's kind of a better wake up "drug" than coffee is.
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Re: I just puked so hard some of it landed behind me. (TVC ENTER)
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2009, 02:49:09 AM »
what do your kidneys have to do with you vomiting?  ???
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Re: I just puked so hard some of it landed behind me. (TVC ENTER)
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2009, 04:03:36 AM »
what do your kidneys have to do with you vomiting?  ???

Just a hunch, but kidneys are related to keeping the body "clean," so maybe under certain circumstances they can trigger vomiting.  However, I'd think that by the time things were being processed by the kidneys, the time for throwing up would be well passed.

As a tangent, I was surprised to find out that an area of the brain has been identified as the primary controller of vomiting.  It's in the medulla oblongata, part of the brainstem, and thus a part of the r-complex.
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Re: I just puked so hard some of it landed behind me. (TVC ENTER)
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2009, 06:21:31 AM »
I congratulate you, having just returned from the toilet after releasing some Bacardi back into the wild.
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