Stay with me:
If Osamabama is like Jesus. That would mean that the repubs are like the god/taliban and that the dems would be like Mary with the immaculate conception. But jesusbama is fucking over god. Which means that the taliblicans are technically fucking themselves over now.
Either republicans are stupid or the Trinity makes sense. Or maybe that Obama IS the anti-christ!? HOLY SHIT. I need sleep.