Author Topic: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards (Read 11257 times)

Oblivion · « **on:** February 09, 2009, 09:15:28 PM »

We didn't have one for the end of 2008, so might as well have one now. I just copied and pasted the categories from last time.

Main categories:

BEST POSTER:

BEST THREAD:

WORST POSTER??: Greatness Gone

BEST MODERATOR: Blue Tsunami

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster:
Funniest poster: Joe Molotov
Biggest liar :
Biggest racist : Beardo
Biggest fanboy :
Coolest poster : Professor Prole
Hottest poster :
Weirdest poster :
Metrosexual : Cheebs
Whiniest poster :
Most controversial poster :
Most underrated poster: Eric P/Malek/Brandnew
Best username :
Best game taste: ToxicAdam/drohne/groo
Worst game taste:

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:18:54 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on February 09, 2009, 09:15:28 PM

We didn't have one for the end of 2008, so might as well have one now. I just copied and pasted the categories from last time.

Main categories:
Best username

A Slime Appears.

Hands down winner.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:19:31 PM »

Do we PM these or are we just letting it all hang out?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:20:02 PM »

tl;dr

Oblivion · « **Reply #4 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:20:22 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on February 09, 2009, 09:19:31 PM

Do we PM these or are we just letting it all hang out?

No privacy, totally out in the open.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:20:54 PM »

Most controversial poster : me.

Funniest poster: me.

Weirdest poster : me.

BEST MODERATOR: lyte edge.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:23:03 PM »

Malek. For every category except worst and most annoying poster. That goes to the dude ^ that posts nothing but car and humping hippos in the Outside line thread. |

drew · « **Reply #7 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:27:01 PM »

Main categories:

BEST POSTER: me

BEST THREAD: outside links

WORST POSTER??: raban

BEST MODERATOR: Bluetsunami

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster: jinfash, ferrariman
Funniest poster:
Biggest liar : pd
Biggest racist : demi
Biggest fanboy : that cigarillo with the winking sunglasses avatar
Coolest poster : rman, muckhole
Hottest poster : hyoshi, jinfash
Weirdest poster : recursivblynumerable
Fattest poster : willco
Metrosexual : jinfash
Whiniest poster : raban, malek
Most controversial poster :
Best username : pharmacy
Best game taste: enl, scenester
Worst game taste: demi, fistfulofmetal, himuro, junpeii,

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:27:10 PM »

Oblivion · « **Reply #9 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:29:05 PM »

Hmm, some of these categories are kinda gay. Suggestions welcome!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:29:14 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 09, 2009, 09:23:03 PM

Malek. For every category except worst and most annoying poster. That goes to the dude ^ that posts nothing but car and humping hippos in the Outside line thread. |

You know you like me.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:29:16 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on February 09, 2009, 09:18:54 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on February 09, 2009, 09:15:28 PM
We didn't have one for the end of 2008, so might as well have one now. I just copied and pasted the categories from last time.

Main categories:
Best username

A Slime Appears.

Hands down winner.

This one also goes to me. I made that name.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:31:10 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on February 09, 2009, 09:29:14 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 09, 2009, 09:23:03 PM
Malek. For every category except worst and most annoying poster. That goes to the dude ^ that posts nothing but car and humping hippos in the Outside line thread. |

You know you like me.

I also like a good mornings shit.

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:34:08 PM »

Posters who I would fuck: Muckhole, Joe Molotov, Slime Appears

Eric P... I guess

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:38:59 PM »

BEST POSTER: Synthasizer Patel. Get him and MAF back here.

BEST THREAD: the FoC shitheap is pretty hard to top, no?

WORST POSTER??: Greatness Gone

BEST MODERATOR: demi

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster: Greatness Gone/jinfash/father mike/borys/methodis
Funniest poster: Patel or prole, can't go wrong either way
Biggest liar: Maurice the non-date going on white woman
Biggest racist : Borys
Biggest fanboy : duckman
Coolest poster : prole, he don't give a fuck
Hottest poster : cloud

Weirdest poster : tennin/malek
Fattest poster : wtf lame category who cares
Metrosexual : cheebs wants to fuck some fey brits
Whiniest poster : who cares
Most controversial poster : ditto
Most underrated poster: genghis cohen
Best username : a slime appears
Best game taste: the xfe
Worst game taste: duckman

Triumph's Extra Special Bonus Categories:
Best Republican: ToxicAdam
Worst Republican: siamesedreamer
Best college intellectual: FoC
Worst college intellectual: Beardo
Most Alarming Forum Trend: quality posters (Patel, MAF) going away while lamers run wilde

Bildi · « **Reply #15 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:40:25 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on February 09, 2009, 09:29:05 PM

Hmm, some of these categories are kinda gay. Suggestions welcome!

I think they're not gay enough. Maybe something like:

Most overtly homosexual poster. Even if we all know Tauntaun would walk it in.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #16 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:41:51 PM »

poster who i would most like to see lose his virginity: recursive
poster i would most like to see come back: (tie)patel/maf
friendliest poster/all-around awesome dude: eric p
best angry old man: eel
best new dumbfuck: beardo
best burns: demi
shittiest taste in games: demi
poster who is awesome because he loves FFVIII: himumu
poster who is awesome because he looks like prince: jin
best disgusting links: tvc

Oblivion · « **Reply #17 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:43:10 PM »

okay, might as well just make your own award categories at this point

Robo · « **Reply #18 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:44:04 PM »

Triumph is pretty much on the money. Just double all those votes.

Laziest poster: RoboJ

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:47:04 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on February 09, 2009, 09:44:04 PM

Triumph is pretty much on the money. Just double all those votes.

et tu Roboe? :'(

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:47:10 PM »

Shit, completely forgot these very important categories:

Worst moderator/poster most in need of lepering: Willco
Biggest nose: Willco
Most gold: Willco
Best suit: Willco
Most likely to realize that retail is a shit gig in the next year: Willco

Robo · « **Reply #21 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:49:27 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 09, 2009, 09:47:04 PM

Quote from: RoboJ on February 09, 2009, 09:44:04 PM
Triumph is pretty much on the money. Just double all those votes.

et tu Roboe? :'(

Don't worry -- I'd replace you with WrikaWreck in the 'annoying' category were I to bother with making my own. I think that might be the one and only change.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:51:44 PM »

Main categories:

BEST POSTER: Gilbert

BEST THREAD: All Music Threads (and everyone that started them)

WORST POSTER??: Beardo

BEST MODERATOR: Demi

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster: Beardo
Funniest poster: TVC
Biggest liar : PD
Biggest racist : Beardo
Biggest fanboy : Duckman
Coolest poster : ToxicAdam, Groo, DC, Drinky
Hottest poster : BrandNew

Weirdest poster : Gilbert
Metrosexual : Arvie
Whiniest poster : Not sure
Most controversial poster : Cheebs
Most underrated poster: Malek
Best username : Gilbert
Best game taste: Cohen
Worst game taste: fistfulmetal

Custom Category:

Best taste in Music: RoboJ, Toxic, Groo, EricP, TVC
Biggest Penis: Himuro
Sexiest real life name: Maurice

Cheebs · « **Reply #23 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:57:02 PM »

BEST POSTER: distantmantra

BEST THREAD: dont care

WORST POSTER??: beardo

BEST MODERATOR: demi

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster: beardo
Funniest poster: tvc
Biggest liar: pd
Biggest racist : foc
Biggest fanboy : dont care
Coolest poster : toxicadam and prole
Hottest poster : dont care
Weirdest poster :malek, but in a good way
Fattest poster : dont car
Metrosexual : cheebs, I dont have a choice here
Whiniest poster : dont care
Most controversial poster : dont care
Most underrated poster: malek
Best username : arbys something or other. It had arbys in it, I think.
Best game taste: dont care
Worst game taste: dont care

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:59:27 PM »

fuck these categories.

best podcast: N/A
worst podcast: borecast starring eel and prole
biggest jew leper: willco
forum sex machine: tauntaun
hottest incest: brandnew and his sister...

...fuck this, let's talk about brandnew fucking his twin sister, that's some hott hott hott shyt

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #25 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:02:33 PM »

what hath I wrought

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #26 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:03:59 PM »

Even Jesus must have looked done on that incest with delight

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:06:31 PM »

She laughed as Whoopi Goldberg dressed in a Nuns uniform did something mildly outrageous for the situation she is in. New knew this was his chance. He slid his hand up the back of his sisters shirt and undid the bra clasp. "Sis, can I try on you bra? I want to see if it fits me as good as it fits you...maybe your make up too"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:16:44 PM »

BEST POSTER: Wilco

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I can haz icon?

[close]

BEST THREAD: "Dear California"

WORST POSTER??: Greatness Gone

BEST MODERATOR: demi

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster: Greatness Gone
Funniest poster: Professor Prole
Biggest liar : PD
Biggest racist : Beardo
Biggest fanboy : duckman2000
Coolest poster : Professor Prole
Hottest poster : elektrikluv (sorry again, demi)
Weirdest poster : recursivelyenumerable
Metrosexual : Himuro
Whiniest poster : MyNameIsMud
Most controversial poster : Beardo
Most underrated poster: Bloodwake
Best username : Tauntaun
Best game taste: Professor Prole
Worst game taste: demi

This thread brought to you by Random Name Generator™.

demi · « **Reply #29 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:21:43 PM »

She has enough man-quality features to be considered male. I win!

cool breeze · « **Reply #30 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:31:22 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on February 09, 2009, 09:38:59 PM

Most Alarming Forum Trend: quality posters (Patel, MAF) going away while lamers run wilde

agreed (ignore the irony)

Enl · « **Reply #31 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:35:59 PM »

Tastiest looking poster: TaunTaun
Poster most likely to be lepered this year: Willco
Poster I would like to beat with an oaken club: a slime appears
Poster I noticed taking my words that I posted on EvilBore and posted as their own in GAF: Himuro
WTF: Beardo
Surprise poster appearance of last year: Crushed
Poster with good taste in vomit and film: TVC
Poster I would like to give a good man hug to: demi
Most intense drama: Ichi's money
Most unexpected moment (s): The return of old MAF (and then the disappearance)
Poster I'd most likely vote for: Mupepe
Favorite new emote:

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:46:40 PM »

biggest circlejerk: take a guess

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:47:07 PM »

borecast?

Eric P · « **Reply #34 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:47:40 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on February 09, 2009, 10:45:37 PM

Coolest poster : EricP/PD/Himu

because we're black?

i get it

Eric P · « **Reply #35 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:48:18 PM »

we'll just swing along with our king kong dingalongs sayin "we real cool"

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #36 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:49:12 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 09, 2009, 10:47:07 PM

borecast?

those books you found in the basement are really working out for you, i understood that completely

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #37 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:50:44 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 09, 2009, 10:46:40 PM

biggest circlejerk: take a guess

Either this thread or the Icon forum.

Eric P · « **Reply #38 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:51:13 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 09, 2009, 10:49:12 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 09, 2009, 10:47:07 PM
borecast?

those books you found in the basement are really working out for you, i understood that completely

tragically he meant to write something else

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #39 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:51:58 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** February 09, 2009, 10:56:43 PM »

to be fair I had to look under your user name Eel

Eric P · « **Reply #41 on:** February 09, 2009, 11:07:22 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 09, 2009, 10:56:43 PM

to be fair I had to look under your user name Eel

good thing i posted under him, hunh?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** February 09, 2009, 11:08:40 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** February 09, 2009, 11:15:04 PM »

I don't think anyone takes these seriously. Unless you get called worse poster for no reason. That hurt my feelings Cheat :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** February 09, 2009, 11:22:34 PM »

This is true. Ecro and Recursive may have talent. But I have style.

demi · « **Reply #45 on:** February 09, 2009, 11:25:10 PM »

(he really means it though)

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #46 on:** February 09, 2009, 11:38:01 PM »

Posts links to the worst shit imaginable - TVC and Greatness Gone (TIE)

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #47 on:** February 09, 2009, 11:43:21 PM »

I vote for Joe Molotov, Swaggaz and Bildi. Because no one notices them and I root for the underdog.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #48 on:** February 09, 2009, 11:47:35 PM »

Canuck twin: Malek

BlackMage · « **Reply #49 on:** February 09, 2009, 11:56:32 PM »

nobody voted for me for anything!!!!! :'(

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #50 on:** February 09, 2009, 11:58:55 PM »

poster least likely to get an award next year: MAF

Bildi · « **Reply #51 on:** February 10, 2009, 12:09:16 AM »

Sorry Spencer, you can't win that because I distinctly remember your sexual dysfunction.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** February 10, 2009, 12:14:06 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on February 09, 2009, 11:56:32 PM

nobody voted for me for anything!!!!! :'(

Sexiest, easily.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #53 on:** February 10, 2009, 12:16:28 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on February 09, 2009, 11:56:32 PM

nobody voted for me for anything!!!!! :'(

Cutest Avatar: BlackMage

*Hugs!*

Bildi · « **Reply #54 on:** February 10, 2009, 12:31:03 AM »

BlackMage, you are the biggest bitch around.

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 10, 2009, 12:14:06 AM

Sexiest, easily.

I think BlackMage could be your twin, so this comment doesn't entirely come as a surprise.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #55 on:** February 10, 2009, 12:33:11 AM »

Most likely to commit suicide: Blackmage

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #56 on:** February 10, 2009, 12:37:24 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on February 10, 2009, 12:31:03 AM

BlackMage, you are the biggest bitch around.

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 10, 2009, 12:14:06 AM
Sexiest, easily.

I think BlackMage could be your twin, so this comment doesn't entirely come as a surprise.

shhhh

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #57 on:** February 10, 2009, 12:37:49 AM »

I know people love the guy and this is heresy, but MAF is completely overrated. Not really funny and or observant. The board doesn't really miss him.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #58 on:** February 10, 2009, 12:41:02 AM »

he's actually very funny and observant, and you're a fat homo

muckhole · « **Reply #59 on:** February 10, 2009, 12:42:52 AM »

Thread of the Year: Green Shinobi

Single Post of the Year: Jinflash's "nude" pic (since removed)

Person whose posts are usually waayyyyy over my head: recursivelyenumerable

People I Would Like To See Post More: MAF, Patel, Borys (I miss him peeing on everything), Methodis (guitar stuff)

Men who make me question my sexuality by merely drawing breath:

Bildi, demi, BlackMage, Father Mike, Malek, Jinflash, jarosh, Cohen, Forgotten Ancient, mojovonio, GilloD, LordMaji, Eric P, mupepe, Tauntaun, Blue Tsunami's lips, and probably you if you post/posted a pic.

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Author Topic: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards (Read 11257 times)