Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards

[ToxicAdam]

he's actually very funny and observant, and you're a fat homo

Go through MAF's posting history and show me one time where he is funny. Just one time and I will admit I am a wilde, fat homo.


MAF posting history:

MSN link
I bought shit today
I bought shit today
MSN link
I bought shit today
emoticon post

[Eel O'Brian]

he's actually very funny and observant, and you're a fat homo

also i am creeped out by the thought of this board being a living organism, i keep picturing that fleshy amalgam at the end of john carpenter's the thing

[Phoenix Dark]

BEST POSTER: Jinfash

BEST THREAD: Election 08 thread(s)

WORST POSTER??: Willco

BEST MODERATOR: Blue Tsunami

Most annoying poster: am nintenho
Funniest poster: Jinfash
Biggest liar : Cheebs
Biggest racist : Beardo
Biggest fanboy : Borys
Coolest poster : MAF
Hottest poster : Electriluv
Weirdest poster : Cheebs
Metrosexual : Cheebs
Whiniest poster : Cheebs
Most controversial poster : Greatness Gone
Most underrated poster: Eric P
Best username : Jinfash
Best game taste: Genghis Khan
Worst game taste: Himuro

[Greatness Gone]

God, I'm fucking amazing. I'm like the Britney Spears of the internet. I'm going through some pretty turbulent times with my ex and my kids and shit, but next year I'll return to stardom as the super pop princess of whatever and the such.

I'm building my way up to becoming the Bridgette Bardot or maybe even (omg) the Paris Hilton of the interwebs.

[drew]

The board doesn't really miss him.

newfag

[Rman]

I like to focus on the positive so I'm omitting negative categories.  EB is all about love--the gay kind.

Main categories:

BEST POSTER: MAF.  I miss the dude

BEST THREAD: The political threads

BEST MODERATOR: Lyte

Sub Categories:

Funniest poster: Triump
Biggest fanboy :  Hard too say, not many defensive types here.
Coolest poster : Hyp,
Hottest poster : electriluv  
Metrosexual : Don't really visit the pics threads
Most controversial poster: What controversy?
Most underrated poster: Swaggaz, great addition to the gaming side.
Best username : A Slime Appears
Best game taste: Enl/DCharlie/Tiesto--all lovers of retro

Cool cats that keep EB fun--The Seattle Shat Packers, Cohen, Father Mike, PD, Himuro, Cajole, Duckman, Nikki, Bildi, the Euro crew, Y2Kev, Forgotten Ancient, and Drewsy.

[drew]

I vote for Joe Molotov...Because no one notices them and I root for the underdog.

again

newfag

[Phoenix Dark]

2008 was the undeniable year of Jinfash. Dude made me laugh so many times 

[Bildi]

shhhh 

If I were as pretty as you, I'd be all over me too.

Thread of the Year: Green Shinobi

Single Post of the Year: Jinflash's "nude" pic (since removed)

Person whose posts are usually waayyyyy over my head: recursivelyenumerable

People I Would Like To See Post More: MAF, Patel, Borys (I miss him peeing on everything), Methodis (guitar stuff)

Men who make me question my sexuality by merely drawing breath:

Bildi, demi, BlackMage, Father Mike, Malek, Jinflash, jarosh, Cohen, Forgotten Ancient, mojovonio, GilloD, LordMaji, Eric P, mupepe, Tauntaun, Blue Tsunami's lips, and probably you if you post/posted a pic.

Most likely to deliver huge quantities of Real Talk: muckhole

[bork]

I miss now-lurker Patel and MAF.   :'(

[drew]

what the fuck is their problem anyway?

[Rman]

I miss now-lurker Patel and MAF.   :'(

Yeah.  Great posters.  Are those guys done with forums altogether?  

[Bildi]

Boy did I fuck up that post.

Note to self: don't edit a post and create a new one at the same time.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Most annoying poster: None, all you cats are cool
Coolest poster : Jinfash/Prole and maybe PD
Best Moderator: Demi post-EB downtime
Best emoticon:
Hottest poster :N/A since I hardly visit pic threads
Weirdest poster: GG
Metrosexual: Father Mike
Most underrated poster: Malek/Bildi/Swaggaz
Best username : a slime appears
Best game taste: Himuro
Worst game taste: Himuro

[Eel O'Brian]

i will cast exactly one vote

best taste in games: fragamemnon

[Mandark]

Exchange of the year:

I don't know, I rather like a man who's not afraid to drink and post.

edit: This is a man who has never read Strunk and White.

"Rather than answer his critics, Senator Obama will try to distract you from noticing that he never answers the serious and legitimate
questions he has been asked."

Senator Obama is attempting to distract you from his unwillingness to answer tough questions.

27 words down to 14!

Senator Obama is attempting to distract you from his unwillingness to answer tough questions.
vvv
Senator Obama hopes you won't notice he's unwilling to answer tough questions.

12 words, your move

Obama is black

Three words, your move

NEGRO!

I win

*nudge *nudge

zero words, your move

The Palin Gambit! Curses!

I want to win at any cost. But at this point, the only way to have fewer than zero words...

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...is to go completely negative.

[close]

GAME. SET. MATCH.

[TakingBackSunday]

Neato.


BEST POSTER: Either Mandark or Eric P

BEST THREAD: Was that Benoit thread from 2008?  That shit was hysterical.  If not, probably all the election threads.

WORST POSTER??: Greatness Gone

BEST MODERATOR: I don't know who the mods are.  I'll just go ahead and say BlueTsunami.

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster: Beardo
Funniest poster: Genghis Cohen or Eric P
Biggest liar : PD probably
Biggest racist : Idk, is there really a racist here?
Biggest fanboy : Me, for my well known love for Nintendo products
Coolest poster : Eric P
Hottest poster : Hyoushi or however you spell it
Weirdest poster : Malek
Metrosexual : Idk.  Cheebs?  Idk.
Whiniest poster : Probably me, I take the Internet too seriously sometimes.
Most controversial poster : Probably FoC, cause he's a moron.
Most underrated poster: Genghis Cohen
Best username : Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich
Best game taste: Groo or Crushed
Worst game taste: demi

And Jinfash is pretty cool

[demi]

why the fuck would you pick crushed over me. fucking wiitards

[Greatness Gone]

Best poster - BrandNew

[TakingBackSunday]

why the fuck would you pick crushed over me. fucking wiitards

wiiiiiiii

[Bildi]

Some of the newer people or people who signed up ages ago and started posting more recently:

Always willing to sacrifice himself as PS3 dartboard in order to add spice to the gaming side: Zero Hero
Most likely to make me pee myself with laughter through visual media: Arbys
Individual whose naked chest I see when I close my eyes: Jinfash
Person who I want to see posting more because he's awesome: swaggaz
Person who uses his immense power only for good things like inciting unquenchable animal lust: muckhole

Also:

Most lovely posters when I first signed up to eb: mupepe and FM
Where the fuck are you bitch?: powerslave

[Bildi]

  Oh my.

[The Sceneman]

Im not doing as well as I was last year haha. ONly one mention so far. Oh well it was a positive one.

my list

BEST POSTER(s): Cohen and demi

BEST THREAD: the Green Shinobi one

WORST POSTER??: fistfulofmetal - cant play games, has no taste, should be banned due to not liking dead rising

BEST MODERATOR: demi

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster: methodis
Funniest poster(s): Cohen and demi (again) J Molotov is pretty crack up too
Biggest liar : I havent been lied to yet
Biggest fanboy : stupid ass duckman
Coolest posters : cant name just one! Bildi, Tiesto, drewsy, groo, dcharlie, hyp (where u at?), swaggaz, demi, cohen, MAF, muckhole. Most peeps here are cool (sorry if I missed your name)
Hottest poster : the female ones, duh
Weirdest poster : dunno
Whiniest poster : formerly Himuro
Most controversial poster : Green Shinobi I guess
Most underrated poster: enl, hyperzonewasawesome
Best username : dunno again, me
Best game taste: tiesto, swaggaz (although he plays EVERYTHING so has all bases covered)
Worst game taste:duckkkman

[Phoenix Dark]

Special awards

Favorite poster(s) to talk about music with: Hyp, Eric P, TVC
Favorite poster(s) to talk politics with: Mandark, Triumph, FoC
Needs to post more: LordMaji
Needs to post less: Duckman

[Flannel Boy]

BEST POSTER: Drinky

Hottest poster: elektrikluv

Whiniest poster: ME

edit: WTF at people calling me weird.

[Bildi]

Im not doing as well as I was last year haha. ONly one mention so far. Oh well it was a positive one.

That's because there's no Best Mate category, in which Scenester, littlemaths and pilonv1 are my top 3.

filthy British colonies

[WrikaWrek]

yay i got a mention.

[pilonv1]

me too, FINALLY. thanks bildi

[Tristam]

BEST POSTER: drohne/Malek/Prole three-way

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BEST THREAD: Dear California

[Reb]

Rman mentioned "the Euro crew", I'm taking that one as an award for me.

[Flannel Boy]

BEST POSTER: drohne/Malek/Prole three-way

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[close]

 

I ed all of you Euro bore posters in my original list (which sounded gay even by bore's standards).

You guys are the only people who keep this board alive and fun during the day (ME time).

Some of us NA insomniacs would post at night, but we'd rather stare at the ceiling while recalling how much our lives have sucked. Or that just might be me.

[demi]

Best poster to buy Tokyo Radiohead tickets for you - Groo
Best posters to drink with at 8-bit cafe in Shinjuku - Groo, cormacaroni, dcharlie
Worst taste in everything - Methodis
Best taste in books and movies - Synthesizer Patel
Most annoying poster - Mandark
"Why the fuck does this guy know every single member of the U.S. House of Representatives?" award - Mandark
Biggest wanker - demi
Honorary Southerner - BrandNew
Named after a terrible band award - BrandNew
Funniest poster - Jinfash
Needs a cloned body Palpatine-style award - TVC

Wow look at this sore loser. Just because I completely shamed you off the face of a fucking milk carton doesn't mean you have to take it out on me in the form of a fucking GQ quiz. Stand up like a man you fucking mug.

[Kestastrophe]

BEST POSTER: Muckhole

BEST THREAD: Rimming the Corn thread with Jarosh photoshop

WORST POSTER??: Greatness Gone/Borys

BEST MODERATOR: Blue Tsunami

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster:
Funniest poster: Muckhole
Biggest liar : PhoenixDark
Biggest racist : Beardo
Biggest fanboy : Duckman
Coolest poster : Professor Prole
Hottest poster : BrandNew
Weirdest poster : GreatnessGone
Metrosexual : Cheebs
Whiniest poster : Malek
Most controversial poster : Demi
Most underrated poster: Eric P or Cormacaroni
Best username : MyNameIsMud
Best game taste: Demi
Worst game taste: EmCeeGrammar/Borys

[Ganhyun]

I gotta say Eric P is pretty cool.

But Groo tops my list of cool peeps at EB.

[patrickula]

BEST POSTER: Groo, Draft
BEST THREAD: tie between dress stomp and Korean abortion
WORST POSTER??: Willco
BEST MODERATOR: demi

Most annoying poster: MyNameIsMud, FoC
Funniest poster: jarosh
Biggest liar : PD
Biggest racist : borys 
Biggest fanboy : emceegrammar, dcharlie 
Coolest poster : Hyoushi, Eric P
Hottest poster : cloud/jarosh combo
Weirdest poster : TVC, himumu, edited addition: RecursivelyNumerable
Metrosexual : BrandNew
Whiniest poster : MyNameIsMud
Most controversial poster : duckman
Most underrated poster: muckhole, RoboJ
Best username : A Slime Appears
Best game taste: Eel O'Brian, dcharlie
Worst game taste: demi

Best poster who doesn't post anymore: SynthesizerPatel
Worst poster who doesn't post anymore: JustinP
Most noticeably absent poster: MAF
Best Republican/conservative/libertarian: ToxicAdam
Worst Republican/conservative/libertarian: beardo
Most likely to go to jail for his posts: Jinfash
Most generous poster: Eric P
Favorite unpopular poster: Borys
Knower of cookware: Cohen

Apologies to those I missed 

[Kestastrophe]

Most Notably Missed: Nadal 

[Eric P]

BEST POSTER(s): pretty much everyone.

BEST THREAD: the election ones.  anything having to do with palin

WORST POSTER??: it's not respectful to speak about the banned

BEST MODERATOR: willco

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster: methodis, methodis, methodis, methodis
Funniest poster(s): varies.  all funny posters are funny in the same way, yet unfunny posters are unfunny in thier own ways.
Biggest liar : PD.
Biggest fanboy : no idea.  i own a PC so I don't really set foot in the console threads

Coolest posters : far to many cool posters to name

Hottest poster : i'm not so shallow.  ok, i am but allow me to cling to my fantasies of who i am
Weirdest poster : recursive
Whiniest poster : we've not got all day.  
Most controversial poster : i'm trying to think of posters which have a strong enough presence to inspire both hatred and appreciation, but i can't.  either you're not appreciated enough or you're not hated enough.

Most underrated poster: leaving this blank for now.  there are a lot of them.
Best username : patrickula.  i'm a sucker for stoker though.
Best game taste: i'm willing to give darn near anything prole, ghengis or frag suggest a shot, so i guess, them.
Worst game taste:no idea

[tiesto]

Wasn't MAF supposed to come back after the new year?

[Eric P]

Most generous poster: Eric P

this is hilarious to me because i have a stack of things i've been meaning to mail out to EBers for the past several months.

:\

[Brehvolution]

BEST POSTER: The Icons and for good reason

BEST THREAD: Outside link thread. I laugh my ass off to almost throwing up with the flick of the mouse wheel.

WORST POSTER??: Greatness Gone only because you post the worst shit I've ever seen.

BEST MODERATOR: Blue Tsunami

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster:
Funniest poster: Jinfash
Biggest liar : dunno
Biggest racist : 
Biggest fanboy : XFE
Coolest poster : Professor Prole, Gengis Cohen, TA, Bildi, Muckhole, Malek, FM, many more
Hottest poster : All the EB chicks are pretty hot IMO. 
Weirdest poster : FoC
Metrosexual : 
Whiniest poster : Me
Most controversial poster : Greatness Gone
Most underrated poster: Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich
Best username : A Slime Appears
Best game taste: Your own
Worst game taste:Your own

Best cooks: OnkelC. Genghis Cohen
Coolest Tea Drawer: Jarosh/Cloud

[Kestastrophe]

aww man, i forgot about Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich. I would have been alright putting him in a number of categories, he needs more luv

[drew]

Most Notably Missed: Nadal 

 :*

[muckhole]

aww man, i forgot about Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich. I would have been alright putting him in a number of categories, he needs more luv

Absolutely. I felt like a shit when I realized I left him out unintentionally. Funny, funny dude.

Also Ketastrophe: 

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

aww man, i forgot about Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich. I would have been alright putting him in a number of categories, he needs more luv

awww thanks, luv you too homes no homo

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(homosexual reference/picture goes here)

[close]

Absolutely. I felt like a shit when I realized I left him out unintentionally. Funny, funny dude.

You get love too mang

[Rman]

I'll give props to Kosma as well.  I loved his getting laid around the world threads.  Pure gold.

[Kestastrophe]

anybody remember the name of the dude who made the video in which he "skewers" souldja boy, started a thread about here and on gaf, and then was basically too embarassed to post thereafter?

that was fucking great, i don't remember his name. he used to post links to his podcast and people called him a shill lol

[Rman]

anybody remember the name of the dude who made the video in which he "skewers" souldja boy, started a thread about here and on gaf, and then was basically too embarassed to post thereafter?

that was fucking great, i don't remember his name. he used to post links to his podcast and people called him a shill lol

Illunino I think.  He had the Anne Hathaway avatar.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

I remember that. Here's the thread in question:

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25997.0

[Kestastrophe]

Good jon, rman

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25997.msg678445#msg678445

Worst video ever created: UnoIllNino

At least your thread was lulzy

Here is his GAF thread in which he was annihilated
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=340177


I was wrong though, apparently he still posts over there.

[Oblivion]

Damn, not even a single mention. Not that it's surprising at all if you think about it, but still. Not even for worst fanboy even!  :'(

[Great Rumbler]

I was wrong though, apparently he still posts over there.

EvilBore is the wild and untamed wilderness where only the strong survive through Darwinistic natural selection. GAF is the welfare state where filthy poors get government monies for being lazy.

[ferrarimanf355]

I was wrong though, apparently he still posts over there.

EvilBore is the wild and untamed wilderness where only the strong survive through Darwinistic natural selection. GAF is the welfare state where filthy poors get government monies for being lazy.

I couldn't have said it better.

[Human Snorenado]

I was denied the sweat of my own brow over at GAF.  Only at EB am I able to control my own destiny.

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Oh god someone shoot me

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[Eric P]

I was denied the sweat of my own brow over at GAF.  Only at EB am I able to control my own destiny.

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Oh god someone shoot me

[close]

is a poster not due the reward of the sweat of his lulz?  NO! says the admin
NO! says the mod
NO! says website sponsor

so I created something new.  RAPTBORE

[Bildi]

Leper Card Cheat and Eric P.

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That was so lame I admit I lulzed

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[TakingBackSunday]

RAPTBORE

fuck, that's shit's hot

RAPTBORE

god, I'm hard

[Eric P]

shit ruled, yo

i am trying to teach my girlfriend's roommate's dog about objectivism and will buy any $1 or less Ayn Rand book and sneak it into her puppy bed.

[Flannel Boy]

shit ruled, yo

i am trying to teach my girlfriend's roommate's dog about objectivism and will buy any $1 or less Ayn Rand book and sneak it into her puppy bed.

Dogs are too friendly and social. You'd have better luck with a cat or maybe a black widow.

[TakingBackSunday]

or a FoC

[Eric P]

shit ruled, yo

i am trying to teach my girlfriend's roommate's dog about objectivism and will buy any $1 or less Ayn Rand book and sneak it into her puppy bed.

Dogs are too friendly and social. You'd have better luck with a cat or maybe a black widow.

the friend is a collectivist anarchist so she gets rather annoyed when i tell her dog things like "free markets lead to free puppies" and "the invisible hand of the market scratches the ears of commerce"