Won't someone please think of the children?

[Joe Molotov]

What these kids (yes, they are kids from the voice messages I've received) don't understand that I could easily be a PEDO, just lurking and waiting for them to come to me. While the thought sounds nice, I've managed to resist temptation for only so long. The next message I receive will probably be their last. People were concerned about the DS being a pedo magnet, but I think the real danger is in kids video games and Xbox Live.

Come to me, children, for I am waiting.

Can you find the elephant's trunk? 

[demi]

Fun Fact: I still get voice messages and friend requests from that game

[Diunx]

WTF! demi? you are sicker than I assumed.

[demi]

Hey fuck you asshole.

[Diunx]

does masturbation counts as fuck me?

[demi]

I guess

[Diunx]

Then I will gladly go fuck myself right now.

[Joe Molotov]

I work at a library, and I actually found that book today while I was going through the shelves. I hid it to make sure no kids accidentally checks it out.

[Bildi]

Hid it in your pants?

[Joe Molotov]

Maybe.

[Barry Egan]

I found the elephant in like 3 seconds.  Shitty book.