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What happened to Smooth Groove?

He was killed after peering at one too many black cocks in the washroom
2 (4%)
Kicked out of med school for telling all his black patients to remove their pants, "and sport some wood."
3 (6%)
To power-up his PC, he tried to obtain plutonium from an undercover agent and is now in Gitmo
6 (12%)
After receiving an angry, verbose email from drohne regarding his reverse Freddie Prinze Jr. avatar, Smooth has spent the last few months with a thesaurus trying to figure out what the hell drohne actually wrote.
8 (16%)
He's in mupepe's basement
14 (28%)
After receiving an angry email from Arvie , Smooth has spent the last few months with a philologist and a linguist trying to figure out the message's language.
5 (10%)
Smooth is recovering from experimental eye surgery, a surgery he had after deciding that his eyes were providing him with an inferior resolution and slow frame rate.  
1 (2%)
He's working as blackzilla's fluffer
3 (6%)
He was killed by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's men after nailing the president's daughter.
0 (0%)
some ex-football player made fun of his man step. so he ran him over.
1 (2%)
He's taking a break to concentrate on medical school. WELL LOOK AT MR. WILLPOWER. I could leave any time I wanted, too! SHUT UP
1 (2%)
Leper Arvie.
6 (12%)

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What happened to Smooth Groove?
« on: February 11, 2009, 02:04:33 PM »
vote or die.

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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2009, 02:06:21 PM »
best poll ever

i voted PC option
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Oblivion

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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2009, 02:07:49 PM »
Smooth hates black people?

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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2009, 02:07:57 PM »
I miss smooth groove :( . He was a upright fellow.

went for the PC option as well. His computer always kicked total ass.
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2009, 02:08:52 PM »
Smooth hates black people?
According to PD, he's fascinated with large black members.

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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2009, 02:11:11 PM »
I miss smooth groove :( . He was a upright fellow.

went for the PC option as well. His computer always kicked total ass.

I remember the second he didn't get 60fps at 1920x1200, he needed to upgrade. Insane.
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2009, 02:21:11 PM »
Think he was frustrated by someone ripping off someone else and not getting called out on it.  I know he posted a few times since, but that seemed like a bit of a turning point. 

I miss him :(

Yeah, that's frustrating and some bullshit actually.  Sad when a place like OA is more stand-up than that (they ran off Wobe after he was exposed for ripping people off from another forum, not even a member of the OA community.)
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 02:24:21 PM »
He didn't like the way a certain icon ripped off a certain former refiled poster. Plus, he started approaching a Persian chick who already had a boyfriend  :-\
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2009, 02:26:36 PM »
Plus, he started approaching a Persian chick who already had a boyfriend  :-\
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2009, 02:28:33 PM »
He didn't like the way a certain icon ripped off a certain former refiled poster.

Who was that again?
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2009, 02:29:56 PM »
He's taking a break to focus on med school, as I understand it
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2009, 02:30:03 PM »
I have a PM related to that, but I decided against posting it. :-\
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2009, 02:33:22 PM »
It was a love letter!  Did he say I sounded angry in it?  I guess "fuck youthough your eyehole r brain." could be taken in a bad way.    :'(

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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2009, 02:52:35 PM »
He didn't like the way a certain icon ripped off a certain former refiled poster. Plus, he started approaching a Persian chick who already had a boyfriend  :-\

word?
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2009, 02:53:04 PM »
He's taking a break to focus on med school, as I understand it

that is far too sensible

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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2009, 03:37:50 PM »
That's part of it but not the big reason. We used to talk all night about porn while he was deep in exams, he's more than capable of doing two things at once.
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2009, 03:41:55 PM »
gross  :yuck

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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2009, 04:08:23 PM »
Gotta be the man-step.
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2009, 04:44:23 PM »
That's part of it but not the big reason. We used to talk all night about porn while he was deep in exams, he's more than capable of doing two things at once.

"If he's so great, why isn't he a doctor already!"

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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2009, 04:46:33 PM »
He's taking a break to focus on med school, as I understand it

And by "med school" he means "fluffing".
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2009, 05:27:50 PM »
if i had known my verbose angry email would have caused him to drop out of medical school and fluff black porno dicks i never would've...ok no i would have sent it anyway

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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2009, 06:53:24 PM »
He didn't like the way a certain icon ripped off a certain former refiled poster. Plus, he started approaching a Persian chick who already had a boyfriend  :-\

stop slandering smooth groove's good name
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2009, 07:08:58 PM »
He didn't like the way a certain icon ripped off a certain former refiled poster. Plus, he started approaching a Persian chick who already had a boyfriend  :-\

stop slandering smooth groove's good name
oh i'm sorry, i wouldn't want to slander smooth groove's long, thick record of excellence
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2009, 07:10:45 PM »
Didnt notice he was gone. Oh well!
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2009, 07:58:48 PM »
best poll ever

i voted PC option
Ditto.  :-*
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2009, 08:01:06 PM »
Lepering Arvie is the only choice
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2009, 01:47:39 AM »
Lepering Arvie is the only choice

The mupepe option  always wins though. Nothing you can do about it.

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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2009, 11:54:14 AM »
SG reminded me of Clarence in True Romance. He sort of obsesses and really dwells on perceives slights or injustices, wondering why such filth is allowed to breath the same internet-air as him. The icon situation pissed me off sure, but I bitched about it and let it go. He festered for weeks, bringing it up all the time. Or with WhiteAcid, he'd constantly be railing against her...not so lady like past (seems like she's doing great now btw). Or he'd rant about racism while admitting to being quite prejudiced himself.

Truly a complex individual, there was so much on his mind. If he truly is dead I'll be disappointed that we spent  the majority of our time talking about dicks
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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2009, 07:21:38 PM »
Not dead!

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Re: What happened to Smooth Groove?
« Reply #29 on: February 13, 2009, 07:26:12 PM »
SG reminded me of Clarence in True Romance. He sort of obsesses and really dwells on perceives slights or injustices, wondering why such filth is allowed to breath the same internet-air as him. The icon situation pissed me off sure, but I bitched about it and let it go. He festered for weeks, bringing it up all the time. Or with WhiteAcid, he'd constantly be railing against her...not so lady like past (seems like she's doing great now btw). Or he'd rant about racism while admitting to being quite prejudiced himself.

Truly a complex individual, there was so much on his mind. If he truly is dead I'll be disappointed that we spent  the majority of our time talking about dicks

Could someone plz explain what happened?
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