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Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« on: February 11, 2009, 06:12:36 PM »
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808404206/trailer

wtf is this? An 8 man crew of badasses...with not ONE badass actor? BJ Novak? Eli Roth? Brad Pitt the African baby saver? wtf is this

what is this, 15 years in the making? looks worse than Chinese Democracy
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2009, 06:17:45 PM »
eli roth lol

office temp lol

angelina jolie's brood stallion lol
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2009, 06:18:51 PM »
 mike myers?

did I just see that freaks and geeks kid  :lol
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2009, 06:21:27 PM »
Initially, like 15+ years ago, he wanted Willis, Stallone, and maybe Arnold

instead we get the dude from the Office, Eli Roth, and Mike Myers. There aren't SMHs big enough for this



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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2009, 06:21:36 PM »
fuck ya'll i'm sold
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2009, 06:22:32 PM »
violence for the sake of violence... meh.

That guy running with the huge machine gun looked funny though.
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2009, 06:23:44 PM »
I'd still take an aging Willis, a flabby Arnold, and a roided up Stallone.
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 06:27:06 PM »
i guess i'm one of the few who dig pitt in that footage, but the trailer itself is pretty bad--the tone, the music... it sort of looks pretty cheap.

and i didn't know b.j. novak was gonna be in it. i'm so not buying that smh
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2009, 06:29:22 PM »
I'll judge it when I see it. I like all Tarantino movies.
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2009, 06:59:38 PM »
I have faith in Tarantino.  I bet it will be awesome

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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2009, 07:40:13 PM »
Looks horrible.

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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2009, 07:41:06 PM »
Sounds gross (in a bad way) from the trailer, and knowing Tarantino, it will be  :-\
Distasteful.

I didn't even see anything particularly cool looking either.

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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2009, 07:42:43 PM »
Initially, like 15+ years ago, he wanted Willis, Stallone, and maybe Arnold

instead we get the dude from the Office, Eli Roth, and Mike Myers. There aren't SMHs big enough for this


Tarantino is pretty good with clever "miscasting" -- I wouldn't write it off just for the folks involved.  Can't do much for defending Pitt's speech in this trailer, though.
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2009, 07:46:09 PM »
His movies aren't very good at being trailer-ized. It'll be good. It's not like he's done anything really bad yet.

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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2009, 07:47:35 PM »
Kill Bill 1 sucked.

Death Race, the full version, was fun, but not great.

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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2009, 07:48:56 PM »
I liked Vol 1 more than 2.
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2009, 07:50:03 PM »
I'm so hyped for this.  

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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2009, 07:52:17 PM »
A platoon devoted to disemboweling Nazis as a scare tactic. How can you not be hyped for this? :hyper
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2009, 07:53:30 PM »
I liked Vol 1 more than 2.

I love Vol 2.

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« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2009, 07:54:22 PM »
I don't.
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2009, 07:56:20 PM »
Story, Dialogue, action choreo. All superior in Vol 2.

Vol 1 is like watching a 2 bit ninja beat em up, with blood being used as the new lens flare.

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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2009, 07:58:50 PM »
I don't think any of his movies are actually bad. The closest I've come for disliking one of his films would probably be, like, the stuff with the over the top ghetto shit that black chick spits out until the part where she's fucking up Stuntman Mike in Death Proof.

Also, Kill Bill Vol. 2 > 1

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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2009, 08:13:59 PM »
that looks awful

at least he managed to stop Brad Pitt from acting like Brad Pitt for once by telling him to not act at all

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« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2009, 08:30:19 PM »
He hasn't done a really good movie since Pulp Fiction.
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Story, Dialogue, action choreo. All superior in Vol 2.

Vol 1 is like watching a 2 bit ninja beat em up, with blood being used as the new lens flare.
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2009, 08:37:16 PM »
Can't wait, Tarantino has yet to disappoint me. Death Proof was amazing and that got a lot of hate so fuck the haters of Basterds.


And yes Mike Myers is in it, the role was written for Simon Pegg but he dropped out cause he had to do another movie.

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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2009, 09:26:04 PM »
Looks awesome.

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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2009, 01:16:50 AM »
EXCLUSIVE SET PIC OF ELI ROTH

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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2009, 01:49:13 AM »
I have faith in Tarantino.  I bet it will be awesome

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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2009, 08:48:12 AM »
meh

Tarantino is certainly overrated. I'd probably rather watch the original instead of this shit. Look at those fucking pussy's in that 'death squad' of his.

What I really can't wait for is..

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/ FUCK YEAH
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2009, 09:09:29 AM »
Will probably go see it.  I mean, they're killing Nazis. 
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #30 on: February 12, 2009, 09:14:28 AM »
*Nezi's
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #31 on: February 12, 2009, 01:15:50 PM »
Looks fucking AWFUL. And this is coming from someone who actually loved Death Proof.

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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #32 on: February 12, 2009, 01:19:43 PM »
Looks fucking AWFUL. And this is coming from someone who actually loved Death Proof.

Death Proof was awesome, I still listen to the soundtrack sometimes.
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #33 on: February 12, 2009, 01:28:15 PM »
So, this is a comedy, right?
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #34 on: February 12, 2009, 06:07:21 PM »
So, this is a comedy, right?
I think so. Super-violent action comedy?

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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #35 on: February 12, 2009, 06:15:23 PM »
Has tarantino ever done a 100% serious movie?
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #36 on: February 12, 2009, 06:29:42 PM »
Looks like shit to me.

Nevertheless, it will probably sell like gangbusters in the box office.
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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #37 on: February 12, 2009, 06:32:25 PM »
i dunno.  i don't think any of his recent films have been "hits" per se, have they?

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Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
« Reply #38 on: February 12, 2009, 06:38:08 PM »
Tarantino doesn't do good trailers.  This isn't news.  I'll keep the faith, although I find some of the casting questionable, even for tarantino.
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