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Guybrush Threepwood

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fuck I Wanna Be The Guy
« on: February 12, 2009, 03:52:27 PM »
I quit this shit.

The game is fucking difficult, sure, but until the Dracula boss skill takes a high priority over luck. But fuck this asshole Dracula. If he constantly teleports in the middle of the arena and uses decent moves (both of which you have no control over) he is IMPOSSIBLE to beat.

For example, after those two energy balls that move toward you appear, if he teleports to the center and uses the fireball tracker move, your only option is to move toward the edge of the screen to avoid the three objects chasing you. However, once you do this he ALWAYS teleports to the edge of the screen you're on, making all his moves IMPOSSIBLE to dodge.

You could have perfect gaming skills and still never beat him.
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Guybrush Threepwood

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Re: fuck I Wanna Be The Guy
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2009, 03:56:16 PM »
???

I'm kind of pissed right now.

Tell me how to beat Dracula and I'll probably like it again.
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tiesto

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Re: fuck I Wanna Be The Guy
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2009, 03:59:28 PM »
I used to know the creator of the game, he lives like 10 min away from me. Not sure how that helps you, cuz honestly I still have yet to play it.
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Guybrush Threepwood

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Re: fuck I Wanna Be The Guy
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2009, 04:19:41 PM »
I beat him!

crisis averted
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