Author Topic: I got asked if I was gay tonight (Read 4789 times)

CajoleJuice · « **on:** February 14, 2009, 12:16:21 AM »

I really need a girlfriend $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:19:25 AM »

Was it your mom that asked?

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my grandma keeps asking me if I have a boy friend FML

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:20:05 AM »

FatalT · « **Reply #3 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:20:10 AM »

It was a guy in a bar

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #4 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:20:21 AM »

You better get to a hooker or somebody is going to Robbie Alomar you.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:21:00 AM »

Shucks man, what a horrible way to start off the weekend.

My dad keeps asking me. FML

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:22:23 AM »

Yeah, I think I could definitely come up with a few FMLs over the course of my almost 23 years. This one only adds to it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:29:41 AM »

Why is it that people think just because one is socially distinguished mentally-challenged one has to be gay?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:30:18 AM »

chespace

@CajoleJuice being asked if you're gay = you are handsome, sexy, dress well, and witty

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:31:02 AM »

watch out for surprise che-rape

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #10 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:32:46 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 14, 2009, 12:22:23 AM

Yeah, I think I could definitely come up with a few FMLs over the course of my almost 23 years. This one only adds to it.

big deal, I spent the better part of my high school years as a "believed to be closeted but not actually gay" man. It wasn't until I got a reputation for being rejected by women that my status went from "cigarillo" to "pathetic straight guy".

ugh. I hated high school.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 14, 2009, 12:30:18 AM

chespace

@CajoleJuice being asked if you're gay = you are handsome, sexy, dress well, and witty

Then I must have been the most fly dude at my school.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:36:06 AM »

i'm gonna go pass out now

wishing i would've drunk dialed some girl

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #12 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:37:33 AM »

i got asked if i was gay last week--by a 50 yr old woman who owned a coat shop. i went shopping for a leather coat with my friend, bad decision in hindsight. she offered me tea instead of coffee, assured me it was very sweet and then winked. :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:38:29 AM »

i got asked in a pub restroom

cool breeze · « **Reply #14 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:39:07 AM »

how did you respond?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:39:40 AM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:42:00 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:51:28 AM »

girl: hi what's your name?
cajole: sorry I have a girlfriend
girl: you're gay aren't you
cajole: :'(

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** February 14, 2009, 01:03:37 AM »

this is funnier than it should be.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #19 on:** February 14, 2009, 01:08:36 AM »

sounds like that dude was hitting on you fo sure. Hell, I'd be flattered.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** February 14, 2009, 01:09:46 AM »

I would have payed to see Cajole's face when the girl/guy asked

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** February 14, 2009, 02:27:13 AM »

The fact that you were asked if you were gay in a bar restroom is pretty hysterical. Anyone imagine Cajole in a toilet stall and some dude starts asking through a glory hole, "Hey dude, do you like to suck dick?"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** February 14, 2009, 02:34:24 AM »

Here is a dramatic reenactment of tonight's events:

Akala · « **Reply #23 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:15:45 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 14, 2009, 12:38:29 AM

i got asked in a pub restroom

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:50:59 AM »

elektrikluv · « **Reply #25 on:** February 14, 2009, 06:05:10 AM »

Awww no

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** February 14, 2009, 06:48:09 AM »

At least you didn't get asked like my best friend did in college. Freshman year he was hanging out in somebody else's dorm room and his friend had passed out, so my friend stayed up talking with the other roommate. Eventually the other roommate asked my friend if he wanted a blowjob.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:53:26 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2009, 02:27:13 AM

The fact that you were asked if you were gay in a bar restroom is pretty hysterical. Anyone imagine Cajole in a toilet stall and some dude starts asking through a glory hole, "Hey dude, do you like to suck dick?"

We both had our dicks out at our respective urinals when he asked. Hmmm, maybe he was gay. The only female I've seen him with was the huge ugly older woman he was playing darts with tonight. (I've seen him there once or twice before playing darts). If so, he's definitely a bear.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #28 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:19:31 AM »

I had a guy hit on me once.

At first you're like..wtf do i look gay? But then when you think about it, how does a gay person look like? So don't worry about it, the guy was just fishing for some dick.

Although getting asked that when you are taking a piss, is pretty different.

tiesto · « **Reply #29 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:47:04 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 14, 2009, 07:53:26 AM

Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2009, 02:27:13 AM
The fact that you were asked if you were gay in a bar restroom is pretty hysterical. Anyone imagine Cajole in a toilet stall and some dude starts asking through a glory hole, "Hey dude, do you like to suck dick?"

We both had our dicks out at our respective urinals when he asked. Hmmm, maybe he was gay. The only female I've seen him with was the huge ugly older woman he was playing darts with tonight. (I've seen him there once or twice before playing darts). If so, he's definitely a bear.

I'm always afraid of stuff like this happening, so that's why I always make sure to pee in stalls.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:40:46 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 14, 2009, 12:38:29 AM

i got asked in a pub restroom

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demi · « **Reply #31 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:04:28 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on February 14, 2009, 10:47:04 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 14, 2009, 07:53:26 AM
Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2009, 02:27:13 AM
The fact that you were asked if you were gay in a bar restroom is pretty hysterical. Anyone imagine Cajole in a toilet stall and some dude starts asking through a glory hole, "Hey dude, do you like to suck dick?"

We both had our dicks out at our respective urinals when he asked. Hmmm, maybe he was gay. The only female I've seen him with was the huge ugly older woman he was playing darts with tonight. (I've seen him there once or twice before playing darts). If so, he's definitely a bear.

I'm always afraid of stuff like this happening, so that's why I always make sure to pee in stalls.

Why would you be afraid? It's just a dick. Everyone has one.

pollo · « **Reply #32 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:18:08 PM »

Cajole come back up to Boston. I'll introduce you to some Filipina chicks that put out =D

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:22:26 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on February 14, 2009, 08:26:43 AM

so he asked after he had checked out your junk?

More like he busted Cajole checking out his junk.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #34 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:28:37 PM »

I don't even like being in the same bathroom as other people so I'll probably never use a urinal.

Back on topic, the last time I got asked by a girl if I was seriously gay was on XBL and I have no idea what I did.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #35 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:31:20 PM »

i've had guys tell me I was beautiful

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:34:39 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 03:31:20 PM

i've had guys tell me I was beautiful

On this very forum, even.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #37 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:42:36 PM »

but you just want me for my painkiller reserves

tonight the light of love is in your eyes
will you still love me tomorrow?

TVC15 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:48:35 PM »

There's more to love than just painkillers. I'll bring my microKORG, and I will teach you how to be a human.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #39 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:55:06 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 14, 2009, 03:22:26 PM

Quote from: jarosh on February 14, 2009, 08:26:43 AM
so he asked after he had checked out your junk?

More like he busted Cajole checking out his junk.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #40 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:15:52 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 14, 2009, 03:22:26 PM

Quote from: jarosh on February 14, 2009, 08:26:43 AM
so he asked after he had checked out your junk?

More like he busted Cajole checking out his junk.

Now the truth comes out.

Cajole: "Hmmm...."

Bar Dude: *clears throat*

Cajole: *leans in closer*

Bar Dude: WTF, are you gay or something, quit looking at my junk!"

Cajole: "Evilbore, some dude asked me if I was gay in a bar bathroom!"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #41 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:20:59 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #42 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:33:12 PM »

maybe if it was bigger i would've said yes

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** February 14, 2009, 04:36:00 PM »

Maybe you should start small and then try and work your way up.

Oblivion · « **Reply #44 on:** February 14, 2009, 05:42:13 PM »

Welcome to my world.

Mandark · « **Reply #45 on:** February 15, 2009, 11:53:28 PM »

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lordmaji · « **Reply #46 on:** February 16, 2009, 09:59:58 AM »

are you gay?

TVC15 · « **Reply #47 on:** February 16, 2009, 11:50:36 AM »

Quote from: a slime appears on February 16, 2009, 10:48:25 AM

Thanks to demi's gay affections on the internet I got propositioned by a well known journo at well known game conference.

Yeah, demi told me you let Kohler bang you

demi · « **Reply #48 on:** February 16, 2009, 02:23:48 PM »

Quote from: a slime appears on February 16, 2009, 10:48:25 AM

Thanks to demi's gay affections on the internet I got propositioned by a well known journo at well known game conference.

You didnt get PROPOSITIONED, he just asked if you wanted to come to a meetup

God you can be so clueless sometimes, you should be glad you have me to explain these things

demi · « **Reply #49 on:** February 16, 2009, 03:07:25 PM »

Oh that deserves one of these

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$:-\$

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demi · « **Reply #50 on:** February 16, 2009, 03:18:28 PM »

You go with me to places so how is this any different. Maybe you actually like me.

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Author Topic: I got asked if I was gay tonight (Read 4789 times)