Author Topic: evilbore votes: is cajolejuice gay? (Read 6685 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** February 15, 2009, 12:18:51 PM »

vote, filth

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #1 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:19:27 PM »

dong-slaverer

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:19:58 PM »

How come we can't vote twice?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:20:12 PM »

most likely yes

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:21:16 PM »

If you go gay you'll be able to touch girl's boobs!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #5 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:26:34 PM »

PD annihilated

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #6 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:31:12 PM »

gobbles them up

MCD · « **Reply #7 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:31:48 PM »

No.

he's just ronery.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:32:30 PM »

It's pretty telling that the yes option is currently beating the mupepe option 7 to 1. The Mupepe option always wins. . . .

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:34:10 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 15, 2009, 12:25:06 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 12:21:16 PM
If you go gay you'll be able to touch girl's boobs!

Good call.

All that first hand experience is really helpful, huh?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:34:29 PM »

I was the one who voted mups too and I wanted to vote both.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:35:35 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 15, 2009, 12:34:29 PM

I was the one who voted mups too and I wanted to vote both.

Leper Arvie and PD.

Ban Malek

etc. etc.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:37:43 PM »

Leper malek ban me, icon PD!

BTW Malek did you see this when it was posted?
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/4476

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:48:23 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 15, 2009, 12:37:43 PM

Leper malek ban me, icon PD!

BTW Malek did you see this when it was posted?
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/4476

I can get around it easily.

Don't change the subject.

Reasons to believe Cajole is straight:
He's an actuary. Gay men don't pick such boring careers.
He likes Yvonne Strahovski. Though he might be covering for his crush on Adam Baldwin

Reasons to believe he's gay:
He likes homo-erotic 80s action movies. But then, who doesn't?
He likes Muse.
He was asked whether he was gay, and a gay man's gaydar is pretty accurate. It can spot a bottom from 500 yards away.
He likes Veronica Belmont, who, while very cute, has a boyish figure.
He's a panties hero, yet has never seen a woman's underwear first hand.
He likes Muse.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:51:06 PM »

Reasons to believe Cajole is straight:
He doesn't trim his nose hair.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:52:15 PM »

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:52:46 PM »

Reasons to believe Father Mike is straight:

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:53:31 PM »

Quote

He likes Veronica Belmont, who, while very cute, has a boyish figure.

what?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:54:33 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 15, 2009, 12:52:46 PM

Reasons to believe Father Mike is straight:

Because my Grandma thinks I'm gay and she's very rarely right about these kind of things.

Now:
Reasons to believe Malek is straight:
?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:57:02 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 12:53:31 PM

Quote
He likes Veronica Belmont, who, while very cute, has a boyish figure.

what?

She isn't cute?

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 15, 2009, 12:54:33 PM

Now:
Reasons to believe Malek is straight:
?

I don't wear cravats.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:58:00 PM »

She's ugly. That's a rather decent pic of her - under normal circumstances her face is a travesty

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:59:05 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 12:58:00 PM

She's ugly. That's a rather decent pic of her - under normal circumstances her face is a travesty

You are so full of shit.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:59:25 PM »

She does have a bit of a man jaw but she's still 100000 times hotter than all the black pornstars you post PD.

Quote from: Malek on February 15, 2009, 12:57:02 PM

Reasons to believe Malek is straight:
I don't wear cravats.

neither did Oscar Wilde.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:00:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 12:58:00 PM

She's ugly. That's a rather decent pic of her - under normal circumstances her face is a travesty

PD is correct. In most pictures, she looks either like the dude from Mask, or like her head is a fucking rectangle. She's not a good looking woman, even going by the low standards of femalehood.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:00:51 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 15, 2009, 12:59:05 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 12:58:00 PM
She's ugly. That's a rather decent pic of her - under normal circumstances her face is a travesty

You are so full of shit. (Image removed from quote.)

Looks like she's hiding a 5 'o clock shadow

sorry, you know I don't troll women. Belmont is ugly

Reb · « **Reply #25 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:01:05 PM »

I hate that avatar picture, but like her other pictures.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #26 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:01:45 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 15, 2009, 01:00:07 PM

In most pictures, she looks either like the dude from Mask

i believe you're thinking of Charlotte from Lost, here

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:02:45 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on February 15, 2009, 01:01:05 PM

I hate that avatar picture, but like her other pictures.

So you like it when she looks more manly?

Reasons to think Rebiak is gay
Likes Belmont at her manliness.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:04:06 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 15, 2009, 01:02:45 PM

Like Belmont at her manliness.

Reasons to believe Arvie is straight:
gay men are often good writers.

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:04:26 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 15, 2009, 01:01:45 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 15, 2009, 01:00:07 PM
In most pictures, she looks either like the dude from Mask

i believe you're thinking of Charlotte from Lost, here

spoiler

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I said that to demi last night. At least Charlotte is dead, though

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:06:16 PM »

OMG SPOILER $:-\$

fuck, I forgot who she was. Oh well, I sorta don't care

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #31 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:06:40 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:09:40 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 15, 2009, 01:04:06 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 15, 2009, 01:02:45 PM
Like Belmont at her manliness.

Reasons to believe Arvie is straight:
gay men are often good writers.

This is true. Just look at how great whiteman and you write.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #33 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:11:50 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #34 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:15:35 PM »

I don't think I'd trust a chubby-chaser and a gay man about Veronica Belmont. Girl is gorrrrgeous.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #35 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:15:55 PM »

did you know there was a stage musical version of mask

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #36 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:18:20 PM »

i feel like a new Himuro

leper me please

TVC15 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:20:19 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on February 15, 2009, 01:15:35 PM

I don't think I'd trust a chubby-chaser and a gay man about Veronica Belmont. Girl is gorrrrgeous.

But you like Animal Collective, which is the equivalent of a 400 pound fatty that you couldn't pay a Japanese man to rape. I have better and more developed taste than you in just about any field you could possibly name.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #38 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:21:43 PM »

Himu has a girlfriend. You probably feel like a new worse himu.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

In all honesty my whole family thinks I'm gay, and it hurts.

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #39 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:23:17 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 15, 2009, 01:20:19 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on February 15, 2009, 01:15:35 PM
I don't think I'd trust a chubby-chaser and a gay man about Veronica Belmont. Girl is gorrrrgeous.

But you like Animal Collective, which is the equivalent of a 400 pound fatty that you couldn't pay a Japanese man to rape. I have better and more developed taste than you in just about any field you could possibly name.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

you haven't even listened to the new album

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TVC15 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:26:35 PM »

Yes I did, gaybo. Once, the day it leaked, and it was boring, like everything else they've done. Terrible act.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #41 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:27:56 PM »

"what's going on"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:29:13 PM »

but it was the only defense I had! :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #43 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:30:46 PM »

TVC and I have very different taste in music but we can agree on one thing - Animal Collective is for gay chodes.

Also, I banged your mom.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:33:09 PM »

omg she's biting her lip while wearing a nurse outfit, so hot

This is what happens when you lower your standards. SMH

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:34:20 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:33:09 PM

omg she's biting her lip while wearing a nurse outfit, so hot

This is what happens when you lower your standards. SMH

Lowering standards? She's better looking than any woman I've ever been with.

FML

edit: technically she's better looking than any woman you've been with. FYL

TVC15 · « **Reply #46 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:35:43 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:33:09 PM

omg she's biting her lip while wearing a nurse outfit, so hot

This is what happens when you lower your standards. SMH

Yea could grate cheese on that chin. She could put Bruce Campbell to shame. I bet her clit makes Chyna's look stumpy.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #47 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:36:15 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:33:09 PM

omg she's biting her lip while wearing a nurse outfit, so hot

This is what happens when you lower your standards. SMH

And this is what happens when your standards are too high and you can't take anything:

Quote

Just turned down a valentines party invite, mere minutes from my house - so I could continue playing WoW

Diunx · « **Reply #48 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:37:25 PM »

She is very good looking PD needs to improve his taste on women.

TVC15 · « **Reply #49 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:39:03 PM »

Quote from: diunx on February 15, 2009, 01:37:25 PM

She is very good looking PD needs to improve his taste on women.

What do you think of this one

Diunx · « **Reply #50 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:40:30 PM »

cheeseburger.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #51 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:40:40 PM »

seems right up PD's ally

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:41:32 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 15, 2009, 01:34:20 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:33:09 PM
omg she's biting her lip while wearing a nurse outfit, so hot

This is what happens when you lower your standards. SMH

Lowering standards? She's better looking than any woman I've ever been with.

FML

edit: technically she's better looking than any woman you've been with. FYL

Isn't the class of women who PD has been with empty though? That means that she is also worse looking than any women PD has ever been with is also true.

Reb · « **Reply #53 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:42:16 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on February 15, 2009, 01:40:40 PM

seems right up PD's ally

*joke about men in PD's ally*

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:42:57 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 15, 2009, 01:34:20 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:33:09 PM
omg she's biting her lip while wearing a nurse outfit, so hot

This is what happens when you lower your standards. SMH

Lowering standards? She's better looking than any woman I've ever been with.

FML

edit: technically she's better looking than any woman you've been with. FYL

Wrong

TVC is right, her chin is like a hoof. I'm sure she's funny/nice/etc but god lord.

My standards aren't high, they aren't fucking low either.

TVC15 · « **Reply #55 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:43:01 PM »

Quote from: diunx on February 15, 2009, 01:40:30 PM

cheeseburger.

Yet he still appears more feminine than Belmont. Also transvestite != transexual.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #56 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:44:50 PM »

Belmont is like an ugly CD you find on craigslist

As a cheeseburger connoisseur I find it insulting that anyone compare her to good looking femboys

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #57 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:46:17 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 15, 2009, 01:41:32 PM

Isn't the class of women who PD has been with empty though?

Leper Arvie.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #58 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:47:51 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 15, 2009, 01:46:17 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 15, 2009, 01:41:32 PM

Isn't the class of women who PD has been with empty though?

(Image removed from quote.)

Leper Arvie.

I got the joke! I was trying to be an ass because you destroyed my Oscar wilde joke with logic. Logically your joke doesn't work either! ass!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #59 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:48:32 PM »

Look who's talking. I've had girlfriends and do decent with the ladies. I've probably lied too much for anyone to believe me though, but who cares. 09 is gonna be fun

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Author Topic: evilbore votes: is cajolejuice gay? (Read 6685 times)