christ i hope some scientist manages to resurrect a stegosaur so it fucks you to death
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Charla Nash, 55, had just arrived at her friend Sandra Herold's house when the chimp, named Travis, jumped on her and began biting and mauling her, according to Stamford Police Capt. Rich Conklin, who said the attack was unprovoked.Herold had called Nash over to her house to help get Travis back inside after he used a key to free himself from the house.After the attack, Herold was unable to pull the primate off her friend. She then called 911 before grabbing a butcher knife and stabbing the chimp, who police said was like a child to her.Stamford police shot the chimp multiple times when he ripped off a side mirror and tried to enter a police cruiser, Conklin said. Travis returned to the house and died inside.
In 2005, a different chimp escaped from California's Animal Haven Ranch and chewed off a man's nose and genitals.
chimps are no fucking joke, they kill for sport
QuoteIn 2005, a different chimp escaped from California's Animal Haven Ranch and chewed off a man's nose and genitals. YIKES
Quote from: Professor Prole on February 17, 2009, 12:23:10 AMQuoteIn 2005, a different chimp escaped from California's Animal Haven Ranch and chewed off a man's nose and genitals. YIKESMY GOD.
What would possess someone to get a chimpanzee as a pet?
Nash is fighting for her life; a paramedic told the NY Times, "I’ve been doing this a long time and have never seen anything this dramatic on a living patient." A friend told WCBS 2, "He bit both of her hands off and the cop told me he just kept eating her. It's terrible."
Sounds like that chimp went all ape shit.
or bananas
