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Vizzys

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Van Wilder 2, WHY!?
« on: December 04, 2006, 02:26:10 AM »
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Re: Van Wilder 2, WHY!?
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2006, 02:29:44 AM »
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Ryan Reynolds did Blade: Trinity, people. If he thinks a sequel is beneath him, you'd better believe it.
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Re: Van Wilder 2, WHY!?
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2006, 03:18:10 AM »
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I have had knee-shaking, äss-skewering hemorrhoids that were funnier than this so-called comedy
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At one point I tried to force myself to fall asleep, just so I wouldn't have to sit through any more of it.
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The laughs are low, the breasts are high, and the film is instantly forgettable.
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The question comes to mind: How do you make a Van Wilder movie without Van Wilder? The answer, after watching the end result, is you don't. Or at least you shouldn't.

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Re: Van Wilder 2, WHY!?
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2006, 10:17:27 AM »
Bububububububt KUMAR!
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Re: Van Wilder 2, WHY!?
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2006, 12:01:18 PM »
Cause they can use cheap actors and still make a profit of this shit even releasing it to theaters. Not to mention the bonus DVD sales it will get sadly from all the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows that want it.

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Re: Van Wilder 2, WHY!?
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2006, 12:02:16 PM »
Bububububububt KUMAR!


seriously, how could it not be funny?
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Re: Van Wilder 2, WHY!?
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2006, 12:02:54 PM »
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Re: Van Wilder 2, WHY!?
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2006, 12:04:35 PM »
Did Ryan Reynolds at least make a cameo?
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Re: Van Wilder 2, WHY!?
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2006, 12:07:32 PM »
Does Kal Penn at least beat up Superman?
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Re: Van Wilder 2, WHY!?
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2006, 01:12:38 PM »
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/van_wilder_2/
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Why was this movie made?

Because Van Wilder cost 5 million bucks to make and made like 40 million dollars.

There's a market for these movies when they have extremely low budgets.
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Re: Van Wilder 2, WHY!?
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2006, 01:13:54 PM »
But why so long for the sequel? It could have been the Saw of comedies, by the looks of it...
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