I thought this said "The Dong-University."

There's no dongs. :'(
Dong Real Talk: Once when I was young (maybe 8-10) we stopped at a truck stop and my cousin and I went to the bathroom (he's 6 years older than me). So we go take a wizz at the urinals and the guy a couple urinals away from me has a THICK dong and I was like, dang. So after we piss I tell my cousin this guy had a huge dong and he was all "don't check out other dude's dongs" and I was like, I was just looking around man, just happened upon the dong. /no homo
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It was super thick though.
