Author Topic: Jesus the Family Guy is terrible (Read 5688 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** February 18, 2009, 09:36:47 PM »

I'd take Full House, SBTB, Roseanne, or even Friends over this shit. How is this popular?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:37:50 PM »

what's worse is the people that repeat the jokes out of context.

Eric P · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:38:08 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 18, 2009, 09:37:50 PM

what's worse is the people that repeat the jokes out of context.

there's no context on family guy

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:38:47 PM »

I mean even more out of context. Family guy is random but expected because it's family guy that's the context.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:39:31 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 18, 2009, 09:38:08 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 18, 2009, 09:37:50 PM
what's worse is the people that repeat the jokes out of context.

there's no context on family guy

both the episodes I have seen have had like no real plot.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:40:08 PM »

I used to watch Family Guy all the time and even thought that it hilarious. Nowadays I have absolutely no desire to watch it. Live and learn, I guess.

patrickula · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:41:04 PM »

Yeah it's awful. Family Guy quoting is even worse

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:42:14 PM »

Subjecting patients to "Family Guy"? The American health care system is worse than i feared.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:42:32 PM »

So, first you have all these physical ailments and the hospital staff forces you to watch Family Guy?

Are you sure you aren't typing on EEE from purgatory?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:42:46 PM »

this thread is like that time lynda carter blew emmanuel lewis

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:45:13 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 18, 2009, 09:42:46 PM

this thread is like that time lynda carter blew emmanuel lewis

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:46:38 PM »

remember in that one thread where Eel O'Brian said "this thread is like that time lynda carter blew emmanuel lewis" that was pretty funny.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:47:58 PM »

I don't understand how anyone could find this funny:

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Oblivion · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:48:12 PM »

The nice thing about FG is that it at least makes you feel the way you should about rape jokes (that is to say 'disturbed' instead of 'impressed').

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:51:32 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 18, 2009, 09:51:00 PM

Quote from: Green Man on February 18, 2009, 09:49:55 PM
Hey Louis, remember the time this show didn't fucking suck?
No, no i don't
This show is pretty much a visual diagram of asperbergers.

DY-NO-MITE

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #15 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:52:36 PM »

man, good times was awesome

thelma had a nice ass

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:53:24 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on February 18, 2009, 09:52:16 PM

oh, evilbore.

is this the part of the thread where someone claims we're dissing the show just to be cool?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:54:53 PM »

We don't need to prove we're cool - we can do that without trashing mediocre animation and awful writing!

Oblivion · « **Reply #18 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:55:26 PM »

I literally cannot think of another adult comedy show (or hell comedy show in general) that employs such revolting gimmicks like artificial joke lengthening and random non sequiturs that require absolutely no talent or ability the way FG does.

Oblivion · « **Reply #19 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:58:11 PM »

Current Simpsons is utterly mediocre, but FG is stomach churning.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:02:21 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 18, 2009, 09:59:04 PM

If it came down to dying of herpes of the knee, or having to watch Family Guy, i'd flip a coin.

(insert non sequiter featuring Two Face flipping a coin as the Joker laughs hysterically. Possibly add a heath ledger joke.)

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #21 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:02:53 PM »

If there were a show called Jesus the Family Guy, I'd give it a shot.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:05:06 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 18, 2009, 10:02:21 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 18, 2009, 09:59:04 PM
If it came down to dying of herpes of the knee, or having to watch Family Guy, i'd flip a coin.

(insert non sequiter featuring Two Face flipping a coin as the joker yells loudly. Possibly add a heath ledger joke.)

HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME HEATH LEDGER INVITED ME AND MARY-KATE OLSON OVER FOR SLUMBER PARTY?

[cue flashblack]

*pokes Heath's lifeless body*

WAKE UP HEATH

*poke poke poke*

hah hah hah hah hah hah hah OH HEATH

*poke*

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #23 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:06:14 PM »

Are you still stuck at the hospital watching TV, TVC?

I figured they would've kicked your ass back home by now. You must have awesomely incredible health insurance!

Oblivion · « **Reply #24 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:08:08 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 18, 2009, 10:02:21 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 18, 2009, 09:59:04 PM
If it came down to dying of herpes of the knee, or having to watch Family Guy, i'd flip a coin.

(insert non sequiter featuring Two Face flipping a coin as the Joker laughs hysterically. Possibly add a heath ledger joke.)

Heath: "Hey Peter, remember how I got these scars?"

*insert shot of Meg being punch/stabbed/shot somewhere during flashback (if possible, extend for at least 15 minutes)*

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:08:49 PM »

I think Seth posts on this forum!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:10:52 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #27 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:11:01 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 18, 2009, 09:42:46 PM

this thread is like that time lynda carter blew emmanuel lewis

that was worse than that time I took Bear Gryllis on a date to the zoo

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:13:26 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on February 18, 2009, 10:06:14 PM

Are you still stuck at the hospital watching TV, TVC?

I figured they would've kicked your ass back home by now. You must have awesomely incredible health insurance!

MS has pretty great health insurance. I thought hospitals were all about kicking you out ASAP,but I have beenhere for 2 days where nothing at all has happened.

So, great health insurance, shitty US health care system. If I have awesome insurance, I should get priority over poor people that have cancer and shit. If they are going to treat health care like capitalism, it's only right that they should do it to the hilt.

tiesto · « **Reply #29 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:27:53 PM »

Hey, don't hate on the manatees, they're doing the best they can!

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Yeti · « **Reply #30 on:** February 19, 2009, 12:23:27 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 18, 2009, 09:55:09 PM

Which would you guys rather watch: Current Simpsons or Family Guy?

P.S. Remember, King of the Hill got shitcanned to make room for a family guy spin off. So basically when The Simpsons finally ends it's run all Fox will have left is Seth MacFarlane(100% Douche) shows.

Edit: Wilco could write better TV.

Family Guy killed off King of the Hill? Well, I guess I have to respect it somewhat now.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #31 on:** February 19, 2009, 12:51:14 AM »

I understand why its terrible but its a guilty pleasure of mine. Haven't watched it in a few months. Wouldn't care if it got cancelled, but it has its moments. Robot Chicken is exactly what Family Guy is but it doesn't pretend to have a plot. Its really about how the material is presented and Robot Chicken succeeds for that type of humor.

On an unrelated note I don't think alot of you know what Asperger's is. Alot of ASD peeps are humorless...oh I get it now, carry on.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** February 19, 2009, 12:54:06 AM »

Pre-cancellation the show was awesome. That being said it was always pretty hit and miss, just back then the hits were much better and the misses weren't mind numbingly distinguished mentally-challenged. Like they are now

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #33 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:01:19 AM »

You watching daytime television TVC? You should watch yourself some Yes, Dear!

etiolate · « **Reply #34 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:16:34 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on February 19, 2009, 12:23:27 AM

Quote from: Green Man on February 18, 2009, 09:55:09 PM
Which would you guys rather watch: Current Simpsons or Family Guy?

P.S. Remember, King of the Hill got shitcanned to make room for a family guy spin off. So basically when The Simpsons finally ends it's run all Fox will have left is Seth MacFarlane(100% Douche) shows.

Edit: Wilco could write better TV.

Family Guy killed off King of the Hill? Well, I guess I have to respect it somewhat now.

For three years now I've had show turtles and I have yet to put them in a show. I'm a frickin hypocrite.

drozmight · « **Reply #35 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:51:05 AM »

Quote from: patrickula on February 18, 2009, 09:41:04 PM

Yeah it's awful. Family Guy quoting is even worse

I had a friend who'd do this all the time... and i never watched the show... so he'd quote the show and I'd think it was an actual statement, then he'd laugh as ask if I've ever seen that episode, and I'd always say no...

we're not friends anymore

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #36 on:** February 19, 2009, 02:09:16 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 18, 2009, 09:39:31 PM

both the episodes I have seen have had like no real plot.

The worst part of Family Guy are the plots and the characters. If it was just a bunch of unrelated vignettes like Robot Chicken it would be better and probably have the same rate of funny. It's also too damn long which is my problem with that new Adult Swim show, Look Around You.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #37 on:** February 19, 2009, 02:26:13 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on February 19, 2009, 12:23:27 AM

Family Guy killed off King of the Hill? Well, I guess I have to respect it somewhat now.

You just dissed KotH and praised family guy in the same sentence, you whore!

tiesto · « **Reply #38 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:41:23 AM »

I also thought King of the Hill was boring as hell... could be b/c I'm a NYer and can't relate to it at all.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #39 on:** February 19, 2009, 04:12:06 PM »

TVC are you Eric Cartman?

Yeti · « **Reply #40 on:** February 19, 2009, 04:22:33 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 19, 2009, 02:26:13 AM

Quote from: Yeti on February 19, 2009, 12:23:27 AM
Family Guy killed off King of the Hill? Well, I guess I have to respect it somewhat now.
You just dissed KotH and praised family guy in the same sentence, you whore!

I didn't praise Family Guy. I was merely appreciating the demise of King of the Hill. King of the Hill sucks, and Family Guy sucks slightly less.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #41 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:22:07 PM »

I guess you have to know the backstory to the characters. The fact that a lot of the characters seem possible in reality is what makes it funny for me. It's not just slapstick like South Park or FG or whatever.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #42 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:40:33 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on February 19, 2009, 04:22:33 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on February 19, 2009, 02:26:13 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 19, 2009, 12:23:27 AM
Family Guy killed off King of the Hill? Well, I guess I have to respect it somewhat now.
You just dissed KotH and praised family guy in the same sentence, you whore!

I didn't praise Family Guy. I was merely appreciating the demise of King of the Hill. King of the Hill sucks, and Family Guy sucks slightly less.

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #43 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:43:52 PM »

worst shit ever. american dad is just as bad. anyone who likes it should be shot

etiolate · « **Reply #44 on:** February 20, 2009, 01:07:17 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on February 19, 2009, 04:22:33 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on February 19, 2009, 02:26:13 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 19, 2009, 12:23:27 AM
Family Guy killed off King of the Hill? Well, I guess I have to respect it somewhat now.
You just dissed KotH and praised family guy in the same sentence, you whore!

I didn't praise Family Guy. I was merely appreciating the demise of King of the Hill. King of the Hill sucks, and Family Guy sucks slightly less.

Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you!! You're part of a twelve-headed Jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind!

huckleberry · « **Reply #45 on:** February 20, 2009, 07:09:44 AM »

One of my favorite past times at work is to completely ridicule two co-workers who actually like that show. They get so defensive of an indefensible show.

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Author Topic: Jesus the Family Guy is terrible (Read 5688 times)