Author Topic: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me (Read 1382 times)

Flannel Boy · « **on:** February 19, 2009, 07:02:50 PM »

A package of cookies and heart-shaped chocolates arrived today from my mom.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:12:15 PM »

Your mom's cookies are delicious.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:14:16 PM »

post pics of your mom's cookies.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:19:15 PM »

Did she sent a bible tract too?

drozmight · « **Reply #4 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:19:45 PM »

moms are awesome.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:21:17 PM »

who got laid last night?

*raises hand*

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:27:00 PM »

I was gonna get laid, but apparently I didn't come to bed soon enough and she wanted to go to sleep.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:29:08 PM »

I did sleep with a 39-year-old last year. Could have totally been your mom.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:30:18 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 19, 2009, 07:29:08 PM

I did sleep with a 39-year-old last year. Could have totally been your mom.

Malek's mom is a god fearing woman though. But then again, what wouldn't such a woman do for Israel

Bloodwake · « **Reply #9 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:30:28 PM »

I might get laid tonight. With someone none of you would ever have sex with. Alcohol will be involved.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:31:44 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 07:30:28 PM

I might get laid tonight. With someone none of you would ever have sex with. Alcohol will be involved.

I fucked her. Remember that as you're about to cum.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:34:10 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 07:30:28 PM

I might get laid tonight. With someone none of you would ever have sex with. Alcohol will be involved.

Seth McFarlane?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:34:50 PM »

more like BrandNew

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:38:37 PM »

I'd bang his sister...

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... So would BrandNew, though.

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drew · « **Reply #14 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:51:39 PM »

bwahaha

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:56:19 PM »

ZING!

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #16 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:57:08 PM »

i'd fuck his sister too. just to fuck somebody with nearly the same genetic makeup as him.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:54:39 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 19, 2009, 07:29:08 PM

I did sleep with a 39-year-old last year. Could have totally been your mom.

My mom is 62, so no.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:54:57 PM »

Your sister?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:57:49 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:58:22 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 19, 2009, 08:54:57 PM

Your sister?

coincidentally!

Were she still alive, she'd be 39

Diunx · « **Reply #21 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:59:46 PM »

I knew this thread would be about your mom.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:01:12 PM »

Quote from: diunx on February 19, 2009, 08:59:46 PM

I knew this thread would be about your mom.

You're jealous about the sugar cookies, aren't you?

Haters got to hate.

Diunx · « **Reply #23 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:02:03 PM »

I'm starving

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:02:52 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 19, 2009, 08:58:22 PM

Quote from: Willco on February 19, 2009, 08:54:57 PM
Your sister?
coincidentally!

Were she still alive, she'd be 39

I'm not atheist - I don't believe in coincidences. I either banged your sister or BrandNew's.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:03:52 PM »

Quote from: diunx on February 19, 2009, 09:02:03 PM

I'm starving

* Malek rubs his stomach

Yummy!

Willco, what part of "were she still alive" don't you understand?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:05:12 PM »

I wish I read the original post in its entirety. $:-\$

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Obviously BrandNew's sister!

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:07:18 PM »

You can't just announce that you've slept with BrandNew's woman and not expect some retribution.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #28 on:** February 20, 2009, 12:14:10 PM »

Do we have pic's of Brandnew's sister?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #29 on:** February 20, 2009, 12:24:31 PM »

My mom's not around :'(

can your mom send me some cookies too?

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Author Topic: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me (Read 1382 times)