Author Topic: I keep getting Malek and Father Mike mixed up (Read 1786 times)

Reb · « **on:** February 21, 2009, 05:19:52 PM »

I know Father Mike is the hobo looking one, and Malek is the Canadian looking one, but otherwise...

EB, can you give me short bio's of both to memorize? I think this would come in handy in the future.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:22:03 PM »

You son of a bitch.

What did I ever do to you?

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:22:39 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on February 21, 2009, 05:19:52 PM

I know Father Mike is the hobo looking one, and Malek is the Canadian looking one, but otherwise...

EB, can you give me short bio's of both to memorize? I think this would come in handy in the future.

Malek looks like an obvious loser, Father Mike at least can pull off pretending not to be one

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #3 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:22:46 PM »

Malek - Daddy Bear

Mike - cool young dude-ish Bear

And one of them has shitty taste in music.

Reb · « **Reply #4 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:23:33 PM »

I know about the looks, I keep mixing up the rest, help me out with the personalities.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:23:57 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on February 21, 2009, 05:23:33 PM

I know about the looks, I keep mixing up the rest, help me out with the personalities.

I stand by my original post

Diunx · « **Reply #6 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:25:00 PM »

Malek should really shave that beard.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:27:18 PM »

Haha Malek.

Basically Malek is the guy pretending to be a law student and FM is the cool guy that gets laid lots.

wait now I'm confusing that Father_Mike guy with that Kosma guy.

Reb · « **Reply #8 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:28:38 PM »

Is Malek the one that skips classes al the time?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:29:00 PM »

If this is evilbore's attempt to get me to stop posing, you might be successful.

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:29:45 PM »

Maybe you will find God in your quest

Reb · « **Reply #11 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:31:37 PM »

Oh man, I'm so confused.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:32:13 PM »

Test the waters and ask a snore-worthy philosophy question

Barry Egan · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:32:16 PM »

Malek's a former philosophy student, currently depressed and disillusioned law student who's obsessed with statistics that may or may not reinforce a bleak worldview.

Father_Mike's a philosophy student who has some kind of learning disorder, I think, and is a bit less dour. He also has a second butt-hole.

Reb · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:34:40 PM »

Thanks Chipopo!

Malek
- Law student
- Depressed
- Skips classes

Father Mike
- Bad spelling
- Philosophy student
- 2 assholes

Do they both tell stories about girls they don't talk to, or is that just Malek?

Also, thus far I don't see reason for Malek to be upset with the mixup...

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:35:50 PM »

This thread isn't helping my low self-esteem. (no offense Arvie)

Barry Egan · « **Reply #16 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:36:21 PM »

Both of them do that.

Reb · « **Reply #17 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:37:36 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on February 21, 2009, 05:36:21 PM

Both of them do that.

That's probably what caused my to file all their stories in the same place.

Malek
- Law student
- Depressed
- Skips classes
- Afraid of girls

Father Mike
- Bad spelling
- Philosophy student
- 2 assholes
- Afraid of girls

Reb · « **Reply #18 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:38:04 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 21, 2009, 05:35:50 PM

This thread isn't helping my low self-esteem. (no offense Arvie)

What in particular don't you like about it?

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:38:50 PM »

To be fair, a girl would only make them even worse. Imagine being dumped by the first girl who has taken an interest in you. Thats suicidal, really. Father Mike and Malek are better off without them.

I bring up Cajole as my evidence

Barry Egan · « **Reply #20 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:39:32 PM »

They're also both Canadian.

Reb · « **Reply #21 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:40:03 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 21, 2009, 05:38:50 PM

To be fair, a girl would only make them even worse. Imagine being dumped by the first girl who has taken an interest in you. Thats suicidal, really. Father Mike and Malek are better off without them.

I bring up Cajole as my evidence

Misery likes company?

Quote from: Chipopo on February 21, 2009, 05:39:32 PM

They're also both Canadian.

Really? Fuck, why should I even bother differentiating?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:48:58 PM »

I only stay away from girls on Demi's advice. Really I have to beat them off with a stick while sternly saying "No. Demi knows best".

Quote from: a slime appears on February 21, 2009, 05:30:07 PM

While we're at it. What the hell is your forum pic supposed to be Father_Mike?

It's a panda spy/theif that the TakeOutBandit drew. Viz then made it a gentlemen panda thief.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #23 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:51:30 PM »

Dumibitch/Willcock, will I ever be able to change my avatar?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:54:40 PM »

Malek -- the weepy smart one

Father_mike -- the weepy illiterate one

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:56:30 PM »

According to CAT Tests I have an above average reading comprehension jerk.

BTW malek if you leave I'm leaving too just to further the confusion.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #26 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:57:20 PM »

Malek- the extremely antisocial law student

Father Mike- he has 2 buttholes.

Reb · « **Reply #27 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:00:36 PM »

I like how the most fucked up one whines about the comparison. ^_^

demi · « **Reply #28 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:01:49 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on February 21, 2009, 05:51:30 PM

Dumibitch/Willcock, will I ever be able to change my avatar?

Sure link it and I'll change it

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #29 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:03:46 PM »

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k305/alastore/Jake_Gyllenhaal20Brokeback_Mountain.jpg?t=1235257384

Thnks, babe.

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:03:50 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 21, 2009, 05:56:30 PM

According to CAT Tests I have an above average reading comprehension jerk.

BTW malek if you leave I'm leaving too just to further the confusion.

Malek leaving will clear up the confusion, just to further the clarification

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:04:55 PM »

Quote from: a slime appears on February 21, 2009, 06:03:40 PM

Quote from: Greatness Gone on February 21, 2009, 05:51:30 PM
Dumibitch/Willcock

This isn't funny, why would you laugh at this. Rude

Positive Touch · « **Reply #32 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:06:02 PM »

poor malek, we still luv you

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:06:13 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on February 21, 2009, 06:00:36 PM

I like how the most fucked up one whines about the comparison. ^_^

Yes Malek you should feel honored to be compared to us.

Reb · « **Reply #34 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:09:43 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 21, 2009, 06:06:13 PM

Quote from: Rebiak on February 21, 2009, 06:00:36 PM
I like how the most fucked up one whines about the comparison. ^_^

Yes Malek you should feel honored to be compared to us.

Is this a language thing? Because I learned in this thread that you should avoid that topic.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:11:31 PM »

I have no idea what you just said. Clearly you are confused.

also I would just like to say that Malek is like my alter Sosia to my Sosia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphitryon_(play)#Plot .

Reb · « **Reply #36 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:12:23 PM »

True.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #37 on:** February 21, 2009, 07:00:08 PM »

I'm a sort of intermediate between the two.

Mandark · « **Reply #38 on:** February 21, 2009, 07:46:22 PM »

tennin: If it means anything, I think of you as sui generis.

edit: I think of Malek as a cross between Triumph and Thera.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #39 on:** February 21, 2009, 08:05:48 PM »

Well I've always tried to be, but Drinky and others have insinuated that in doing so I have actually fallen into a pre-existing wannabe-sui-generis eiusdem-generis genre.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** February 21, 2009, 08:48:38 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on February 21, 2009, 07:46:22 PM

tennin: If it means anything, I think of you as sui generis.

edit: I think of Malek as a cross between Triumph and Thera.

You forgot to mention that you think of me as a cross between Hot and Stuff. Don't make me post the PM's.

News:

Author Topic: I keep getting Malek and Father Mike mixed up (Read 1786 times)