Author Topic: fuck the ol thread: what did cheebs say to piss off jaffe (Read 5968 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** February 22, 2009, 11:49:39 AM »

i can't make sense of the outside link thread, and i refuse to read the whole gaf abomination. share what enraged jaffe so! (yes, i saw the picture of the front page.)

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #1 on:** February 22, 2009, 11:53:53 AM »

as it was explained to me

jaffe made the mistake of thinking microsoft owns msnbc

cheebs pinpointed the lulz in that mistake

jaffe sent him a fuck you pm

cheebs posted it

dramarama

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** February 22, 2009, 11:55:23 AM »

Damn, owned by Cheebs. Well that about wraps it up for Jaffe.

Reb · « **Reply #3 on:** February 22, 2009, 11:55:24 AM »

I didn't really read the GAF stuff, but here's my understanding:

- Jaffe whines about a journalist writing a negative piece about Sony, saying his company is owned by Microsof
- Cheebs points out the company is not (no longer?) owned by Microsoft.
- He PM's the comment as well, because he needs his attention bad.
- Jaffe responds by conceding to his point, but culling him a dumb fuck anyway.
- Jaffe responds to the PM -> see picture

Also, Cheebs makes a thread about the PM, posting a picture of the post in the thread everybody already saw (in stead of the PM). And thus failing horribly.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #4 on:** February 22, 2009, 11:58:15 AM »

also i think cheebs insinuated jaffe only smokes shit weed, although i could just be making that up

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** February 22, 2009, 11:59:49 AM »

i thought jaffe was better than that. lame! what about being a fat loudmouthed game producer leads to such internet butthurtedness

Cheebs · « **Reply #6 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:01:23 PM »

I am still getting pms at gaf now about what I did to jaffe.

It is not like I even owned him that badly, it was a easy fact to find. It's just he went batshit insane at the idea of being wrong.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:02:14 PM »

post 'em here, cunnifred. we need a little external drama

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:02:33 PM »

are they white-knighting him, or sharing your triumph

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:03:01 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 22, 2009, 12:01:23 PM

I am still getting pms at gaf now about what I did to jaffe.

It is not like I even owned him that badly, it was a easy fact to find. It's just he went batshit insane at the idea of being wrong.

So for the movie about the making of God of War, Jaffe will be played by... FoC?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:03:31 PM »

what has Jaffe done to deserve such a rabid fanbase?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #11 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:03:51 PM »

reviews standard reviews standard reviews standard

Cheebs · « **Reply #12 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:05:56 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on February 22, 2009, 12:02:14 PM

post 'em here, cunnifred. we need a little external drama

"haha, mad respect for shutting that stupid thread down.. and proving jaffe wrong"

"Great job taking jaffe down a peg."

they really aren't that interesting.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #13 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:10:58 PM »

someone turn this thread around quick before it gets all cheebsed

Cheebs · « **Reply #14 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:12:01 PM »

just make up shit to make the story better, my actual involvement is far less exciting that the eb posts about what I did.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #15 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:15:43 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on February 22, 2009, 11:55:24 AM

I didn't really read the GAF stuff, but here's my understanding:

- Jaffe whines about a journalist writing a negative piece about Sony, saying his company is owned by Microsof
- Cheebs points out the company is not (no longer?) owned by Microsoft.
- He PM's the comment as well, because he needs his attention bad.
- Jaffe responds by conceding to his point, but culling him a dumb fuck anyway.
- Jaffe responds to the PM -> see picture

Also, Cheebs makes a thread about the PM, posting a picture of the post in the thread everybody already saw (in stead of the PM). And thus failing horribly.

Lol you are sorta defending Jaffe. How cute.

archie4208 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:18:34 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 22, 2009, 12:03:31 PM

what has Jaffe done to deserve such a rabid fanbase?

*Made a Playstation exclusive game
*

Diunx · « **Reply #17 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:22:46 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 22, 2009, 12:03:31 PM

what has Jaffe done to deserve such a rabid fanbase?

Twisted Metal.

cool breeze · « **Reply #18 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:27:33 PM »

Almost every time one of Jaffe's blog posts are posted on neogaf, it's half team distinguished mentally-challenged fellow defending and the other half pointing out how distinguished mentally-challenged they (and Jaffe) are.

Even though Jaffe pulls shit like this and "GoW3 is art", I still really enjoy the games he worked on. Calling All Cars is actually really fun; probably one of the best local multiplayer games this gen.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #19 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:29:15 PM »

do you think he will make a webcam video about this incident

Cheebs · « **Reply #20 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:31:41 PM »

I am just surprised how a game dev. can get so personally upset my trolling. I mean by the end of the thread I was pushing his buttons by making remarks about how no one cares about video games to wind him up and he kept coming back for more.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #21 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:33:32 PM »

it is surprising considering he is usually such a soft-spoken gent

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:34:34 PM »

GAF likes to coddle developer personalities. Jaffe was probably taken aback that a person didn't line up to suck his balls like most everyone else. Hence, the "fuck you" PM.

Cheebs · « **Reply #23 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:37:29 PM »

wait he is soft-spoken normally? I just assumed it was normal for him seeing how every reply/pm he sent involved some sort of string of swears hurled at me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:40:10 PM »

Dude has always been a smug ass on GAF, nothing soft spoken about him.

bork · « **Reply #25 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:54:01 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 22, 2009, 12:03:31 PM

what has Jaffe done to deserve such a rabid fanbase?

Post on a message board.

Like it has anything to do with any games he's made, lol.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #26 on:** February 22, 2009, 12:57:45 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 22, 2009, 12:37:29 PM

wait he is soft-spoken normally? I just assumed it was normal for him seeing how every reply/pm he sent involved some sort of string of swears hurled at me.

i was joking

Reb · « **Reply #27 on:** February 22, 2009, 01:13:19 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on February 22, 2009, 12:15:43 PM

Quote from: Rebiak on February 22, 2009, 11:55:24 AM
I didn't really read the GAF stuff, but here's my understanding:

- Jaffe whines about a journalist writing a negative piece about Sony, saying his company is owned by Microsof
- Cheebs points out the company is not (no longer?) owned by Microsoft.
- He PM's the comment as well, because he needs his attention bad.
- Jaffe responds by conceding to his point, but culling him a dumb fuck anyway.
- Jaffe responds to the PM -> see picture

Also, Cheebs makes a thread about the PM, posting a picture of the post in the thread everybody already saw (in stead of the PM). And thus failing horribly.

Lol you are sorta defending Jaffe. How cute.

I didn't know about jaffe before this, so I'm probably as indifferent as you can be on a gaming board.
I think it a objective recount of the events, with lots of spelling errors.

Solo · « **Reply #28 on:** February 22, 2009, 02:42:49 PM »

I never heard of this incident at all, lolz. Cheebs, can you post Jaffe's PM to you here?

Reb · « **Reply #29 on:** February 22, 2009, 02:48:05 PM »

Tieno · « **Reply #30 on:** February 22, 2009, 03:30:43 PM »

lol, jaffe turned into such a crybaby.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #31 on:** February 22, 2009, 04:06:22 PM »

I'm beginning to think that Sony implanted some sort of high powered magnet in the PS3 that makes everyone go slowly insane the more they're exposed to it. Shit throwin' hobo crazy.

Solo · « **Reply #32 on:** February 22, 2009, 04:20:53 PM »

Fantastic

Tauntaun · « **Reply #33 on:** February 22, 2009, 04:31:17 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on February 22, 2009, 02:48:05 PM

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You lost a customer. That made me

ManaByte · « **Reply #34 on:** February 22, 2009, 04:55:42 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Jaffe#Controversy

Just in case one of his minions edits it:

demi · « **Reply #35 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:02:42 PM »

^ ahahaha

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #36 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:07:20 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on February 22, 2009, 04:55:42 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Jaffe#Controversy

Just in case one of his minions edits it:
(Image removed from quote.)

"an innocent poster who corrects him."

I see that Jaffe already has a history of butthurt internet cuntraggery:
http://criminalcrackdown.blogspot.com/2007/05/thats-it-for-nowsee-you-soon.html

Cheebs · « **Reply #37 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:11:23 PM »

hahhaha that is amazing

Eric P · « **Reply #38 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:11:42 PM »

from his blog: on revolutionary road

Quote

This is a deep, somber, important movie about never losing sight of what your spirit really needs to do while it is here on this planet. Many will watch this and see a sad film about a marriage falling apart (and it is that), but I felt there was a deeper meaning to it. To me, this film takes a stand against what society tells us is good for us and encourages us to follow our own bliss...and if we don't, this movie shows the consequences of ignoring that call to adventure. Ok, a little heavy on the Campbell, but it's a good fit for this movie. See it if you were moved by American Beauty. Same director, similar theme, similar impact.

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:13:47 PM »

"An innocent customer"

Grecco · « **Reply #40 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:16:21 PM »

Haha wow. I missed this

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #41 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:39:48 PM »

Good job including lots of sources so it looks proper.

drozmight · « **Reply #42 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:42:14 PM »

I thought the MSNBC website is run by MS? Or they are partnered with NBC on it... something like that. The channel, I don't care about that shit.

I don't know...

ENLIGHTEN ME!

ManaByte · « **Reply #43 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:45:13 PM »

Quote from: drozmight on February 22, 2009, 05:42:14 PM

I thought the MSNBC website is run by MS? Or they are partnered with NBC on it... something like that. The channel, I don't care about that shit.

I don't know...

ENLIGHTEN ME!

MS runs the technology (MSN). NBC runs the journalists.

drozmight · « **Reply #44 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:48:47 PM »

ah. makes sense.

Tieno · « **Reply #45 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:51:05 PM »

His track record is pretty sad

* Twisted Metal Head On: Extra Twisted Edition (2008) (PS2)
* Calling All Cars! (2007) (PS3)
* God of War (2005) (PS2)
* Kinetica (2001) (PS2)
* Twisted Metal: Black (2001) (PS2)
* Twisted Metal 2 (1996) (PlayStation)
* Twisted Metal (1995) (PlayStation)
* Mickey Mania (1994) (Super NES/Sega Mega Drive/Genesis/Sega CD)

unimportant car games, then God of War (which is great), then back to unimportant car games...the last one being on the PS2.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #46 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:55:59 PM »

Mickey Mania is actually really awesome.

Oblivion · « **Reply #47 on:** February 22, 2009, 06:11:40 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on February 22, 2009, 03:30:43 PM

lol, jaffe turned into such a crybaby.

Turned?

Also:

Quote

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) The media has made great strides since the invention of the Printing Press. From the days when a person could be jailed and even executed at the slightest criticism of the government, the media now wields a great deal of freedom and power. However, some feel that the pendulum has swung too far in the opposite direction, and they're determined to make a stand and leading the charge is acclaimed video game developer, David "The Fucking Man" Jaffe.

It seems that Jaffe was outraged at a questionnaire sent to him via e-mail from an anonymous reporter from MSNBC, which Jaffe insists was flagrantly biased against the PlayStation 3 video game system. Jaffe was so disgusted in fact, that he didn't even deem the interviewer worthy of a response. "This guy had the gall to ask only about the negative aspects of the PS3 while totally ignoring the positives. Not to mention completely ignoring the missteps that Microsoft had with the Xbox 360." said the illustrious game designer. Jaffe's noble crusade already caught the attention of former U.S. President, George W. Bush. "I see where this here Jaffe fella is coming from. The media always painted me as the bad guy, like I was the only president that took away civil liberties. Why does that Lincoln guy get a free pass? There have been worse guys than me in history, dagnabbit!". The former leader of the free world went on to state that he would be fully backing Jaffe's cause by refusing to address any future interviews unless they specifically mention the atrocities committed by Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin and Osama Bin Laden as well. Jaffe has received support from hundreds of other political leaders and corporate figureheads. "This is great." says one anonymous CEO of a Fortune 500 company. "Without the need to refute, rebut, disprove, dispute, spin, or even outright lie, we're saving bucketloads of money on PR. Hell, we just fired most of the marketing department this morning."

The subject of Sony's position in the current console market has been something of a touchy issue for the PlayStation faithful. Reuters asked Sony advocate and Neogaf poster "dfyb" how he feels about the PlayStation 3's situation. He responded by yelling "KILLZONE 2 DOT GIF!" for thirteen minutes straight before eventually passing out. The doctors say he'll make a full recovery.

Of course the possibility of Jaffe merely misinterpreting the journalist's intentions was brought up. "Look, I'm not a psychic. Do I look like Professor fucking Xavier to you?! I may not know everything. But I sure as hell know when I'm being played." Jaffe also added: "I don't play sales, I play GAMES. I mean, who other than fanboys would want to worry about crap like sales when you have stuff like God of War 3 coming out (btw, Cliffy I think you rock and Gears 2 is awesome as shit and all, but seriously, no contest)."

Whether you agree or not with Jaffe, there's no doubt that such an endeavor is at the very least admirable. Lastly, Jaffe agreed to actually comment on the financial side of the PlayStation 3...under the stipulation that Reuters ask Epic Games' Lead designer, Cliff Bleszinski how he feels about being on his 5th Xbox 360.

Source: Reuters

brawndolicious · « **Reply #48 on:** February 22, 2009, 06:20:08 PM »

^how much of that is real?

Tieno · « **Reply #49 on:** February 22, 2009, 06:35:24 PM »

Man, that press release is funny.

Reads like something from SA.

Oblivion · « **Reply #50 on:** February 22, 2009, 06:47:49 PM »

lol Tieno @ posting the thread

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #51 on:** February 22, 2009, 06:56:19 PM »

awww, some GAFfot clithanger already edited the wiki. Someone undo it!

ManaByte · « **Reply #52 on:** February 22, 2009, 07:11:15 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 22, 2009, 06:56:19 PM

awww, some distinguished effete fellow clithanger already edited the wiki. Someone undo it!

distinguished mentally-challenged fellow COMPLETELY removed the Controversy section. Must be that cigarillo Jaffe. Undoing it now.

Guy was named "OuterHeaven". Either Jaffe or one of his cabana boys on GAF.

ManaByte · « **Reply #53 on:** February 22, 2009, 07:13:56 PM »

It's easy to undo anything his followers on GAF change on Wikipedia. Just go to "History" and click the "undo" button.

rubber feathers · « **Reply #54 on:** February 22, 2009, 07:32:27 PM »

Heh, that press release rules. Too bad the GAF thread only lasted ten minutes.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #55 on:** February 22, 2009, 07:48:39 PM »

Oh man I missed this.

The way GAF sucks Jaffe's cock drives me insane. I refuse to enter any thread that features his name in the title, but I wish I read that one.

huckleberry · « **Reply #56 on:** February 22, 2009, 08:28:56 PM »

Jaffe is loved more than just on GAF....from interviews he seems like a pretty decent guy, just reactionary and easily butthurt (as shown by Cheebs).

Anyway,

Cheebs

MCD · « **Reply #57 on:** February 22, 2009, 08:34:02 PM »

innocent poster

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #58 on:** February 22, 2009, 09:52:02 PM »

Cheebs redeemed

pilonv1 · « **Reply #59 on:** February 22, 2009, 09:57:03 PM »

For those that missed it in the OL thread

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 22, 2009, 08:11:21 PM

Quote from: pilonv1 on February 22, 2009, 07:11:38 PM
tieno

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=353243

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Looks like tieno is the hero

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Author Topic: fuck the ol thread: what did cheebs say to piss off jaffe (Read 5968 times)