Author Topic: the OFFICIAL 50 Cent Blood on the Sands thread (Read 7413 times)

demi · « **on:** February 23, 2009, 02:06:09 PM »

Impressions to come in the next few days stay tuned

Bloodwake · « **Reply #1 on:** February 23, 2009, 02:34:24 PM »

I'm going to rent this for the epic lulz.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 23, 2009, 05:29:49 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 23, 2009, 02:19:01 PM

PLEASE LET THIS BE A GOOD GAME. I'M SOOOOO GOING TO BUY IT IN A WEEK WHEN IT HITS $30.

it's gotten quite a few 7's, including one from Eurogamer

Mondain · « **Reply #3 on:** February 23, 2009, 07:08:49 PM »

this game is hilarious and fucking awesome, the guns are amazingly fun to use, and there are timed objectives that look taken out of The Club that add a lot of fun to the missions

there's an upgrade system where you can purchase guns with the money that you loot and they handle very very well, I haven't played with guns that handle so well since STALKER

very very fun game even if you despise 50

pilonv1 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 23, 2009, 07:12:15 PM »

upgrades for guns. will try this

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** February 23, 2009, 09:50:35 PM »

Here are the achievements-

http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/50-cent-blood-on-the-sand/achievements/

Look pretty easy. I don't see any multi ones that stand out (or if there are even any) - except the co-op ones. Might need someone to play with~

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** February 25, 2009, 03:09:51 PM »

yeeeeeeeeee

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2009, 04:55:09 PM »

If anyone gets this please let me know. I need to play co-op.

muckhole · « **Reply #8 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:00:41 PM »

We got this in today at work and it's still here. I'll grab it for co-op if you don't mind carrying my ass again like in Too Human. I won't be home until 10:30-11:00 though. We may be able to do some tomorrow night as well.

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:04:20 PM »

I would love you and probably touch myself if you do that.

You would need to host, as the achievements are for "finishing X as a member of G-Unit"

Sort of how like Gears of War did it

muckhole · « **Reply #10 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:05:50 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 25, 2009, 05:04:20 PM

I would love you and probably touch myself if you do that.

You would need to host, as the achievements are for "finishing X as a member of G-Unit"

Sort of how like Gears of War did it

K, renting it now. I'll be on after I get home tonight.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:07:15 PM »

Great, I love you

muckhole · « **Reply #12 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:11:18 PM »

You say that now. My shooting skils are worse than my hack'n'slash skills. :'(

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:12:56 PM »

That's ok, we can play on Easy. I just need those ones

Eric P · « **Reply #14 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:22:56 PM »

surprised demi didn't bite at the "carry my ass" commentary

i guess achievement whoring is more important than manwhoring

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:23:33 PM »

How hilarious is this game

muckhole · « **Reply #16 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:27:22 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 25, 2009, 05:22:56 PM

surprised demi didn't bite at the "carry my ass" commentary

i guess achievement whoring is more important than manwhoring

He's going to have me all to himself for a few hours on Live, so there's still plenty of time.

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:28:17 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 25, 2009, 05:23:33 PM

How hilarious is this game

I turned it on and at the title screen there was a rap song that was like BITCH NICCA WHAT

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:29:30 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 25, 2009, 05:22:56 PM

surprised demi didn't bite at the "carry my ass" commentary

i guess achievement whoring is more important than manwhoring

Muckhole knows that I would fuck him tenderly (and vice versa), I don't need to really point the obvious

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:34:54 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 25, 2009, 05:28:17 PM

Quote from: Himuro on February 25, 2009, 05:23:33 PM
How hilarious is this game

I turned it on and at the title screen there was a rap song that was like BITCH NICCA WHAT

Gettin dis

Eric P · « **Reply #20 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:35:12 PM »

point the obvious?

more like pound the starfish, amirite?

olololo

muckhole · « **Reply #21 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:36:20 PM »

Tonight it will be 50 Cent: Blood in the Stool.

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:36:34 PM »

I don't get it. Why can't you be hot again, Eric?

Eric P · « **Reply #23 on:** February 25, 2009, 05:38:58 PM »

must be my new glasses

demi · « **Reply #24 on:** February 25, 2009, 06:38:16 PM »

[6:35 PM] frostitution: ahahaha
[6:35 PM] frostitution: dude
[6:35 PM] frostitution: i just played the intro cutscene to 50
[6:35 PM] frostitution: its so insane
[6:35 PM] frostitution: it starts out with him finishing his last show
[6:35 PM] frostitution: so he gets a call "no deposit. no $10 million."
[6:36 PM] frostitution: hes like SHIT FUCK so him and his crew goes to some guy with a shotgun in hand
[6:36 PM] frostitution: so hes like WHERE MY MONEY
[6:36 PM] frostitution: the guy is like you'll get it i swear! so 50 is all WRONG ANSWER MOTHERFUCKER
[6:36 PM] frostitution: and the guy is like AH IT WAS STOLEN and 50 is like WUT
[6:36 PM] frostitution: so the guy brings out some sort of skull laden with diamonds and they're like SHIT THATS TIGHT WE'LL TAKE IT INSTEAD
[6:37 PM] frostitution: so they're driving in some sort of iraqi city and the guy is like THERE ARE REAL GANGSTERS HERE THEY OWN THE CITY and 50 is like SHIT THATS TIGHT YO
[6:37 PM] frostitution: so suddenly they get attacked and 50 is cappin bustas with an assault rifle
[6:37 PM] frostitution: and some chick runs out like a fucking ninja and takes the crystal skull and runs and 50 is like SHIT FUCK THAT BITCH and then the level starts

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #25 on:** February 25, 2009, 06:42:27 PM »

I want this.

demi · « **Reply #26 on:** February 25, 2009, 06:44:21 PM »

Here's the intro + first level

[youtube=560,345]uqcgXsCsDhU[/youtube]

Bebpo · « **Reply #27 on:** February 25, 2009, 06:45:40 PM »

Will buy when this is < $20. I don't have anywhere near me that rents games and I don't have a modded X360.

demi · « **Reply #28 on:** February 25, 2009, 06:50:29 PM »

This game is fucking sick. Smooth ass graphics, it's 50 Cent: The Club

demi · « **Reply #29 on:** February 25, 2009, 06:50:57 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on February 25, 2009, 06:45:40 PM

Will buy when this is < $20. I don't have anywhere near me that rents games and I don't have a modded X360.

I use GameFly. Piracy is bad.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 25, 2009, 06:58:10 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 25, 2009, 06:50:29 PM

This game is fucking sick. Smooth ass graphics, it's 50 Cent: The Club

so fucking buying this

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** February 25, 2009, 07:10:37 PM »

This game is so amazing. I clicked the left stick to Taunt and 50 goes FUCKING DIE

cool breeze · « **Reply #32 on:** February 25, 2009, 07:14:15 PM »

is it really like The Club? I need to check it out if it is.

demi · « **Reply #33 on:** February 25, 2009, 07:14:48 PM »

Look at that vid I posted and fast forward

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #34 on:** February 25, 2009, 07:28:34 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 25, 2009, 06:44:21 PM

Here's the intro + first level

[youtube=560,345]uqcgXsCsDhU[/youtube]

"...The head of his favorite wife!"

"Where'd she go? That bitch took my skull!"

"Break those crates 50, there's good shit in there!"

HOLY SHIT THIS GAME LOOKS AMAZING, IT'S ARMY OF TWO WITH G-UNIT

Ordered on play-asia

demi · « **Reply #35 on:** February 25, 2009, 07:29:56 PM »

It's fuckingawesome, Sho Nuff. I havent even done the first level yet and I'm having a blast.

I'm playing on Hard, too, btw. It's pretty easy so far. Well it is the first level though.

demi · « **Reply #36 on:** February 25, 2009, 07:38:12 PM »

BTW, you can pick your sidekick from Tony Yayo, DJ Whoo Kid (wut), and Lloyd Banks.

I picked DJ Whoo Kid, and at the crate scene he went "Break those 50! There's mad scrilla in there!"

pilonv1 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 25, 2009, 07:51:21 PM »

who's going to play co op with me?

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** February 25, 2009, 07:52:43 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 25, 2009, 06:38:16 PM

[6:35 PM] frostitution: ahahaha
[6:35 PM] frostitution: dude
[6:35 PM] frostitution: i just played the intro cutscene to 50
[6:35 PM] frostitution: its so insane
[6:35 PM] frostitution: it starts out with him finishing his last show
[6:35 PM] frostitution: so he gets a call "no deposit. no $10 million."
[6:36 PM] frostitution: hes like SHIT FUCK so him and his crew goes to some guy with a shotgun in hand
[6:36 PM] frostitution: so hes like WHERE MY MONEY
[6:36 PM] frostitution: the guy is like you'll get it i swear! so 50 is all WRONG ANSWER MOTHERFUCKER
[6:36 PM] frostitution: and the guy is like AH IT WAS STOLEN and 50 is like WUT
[6:36 PM] frostitution: so the guy brings out some sort of skull laden with diamonds and they're like SHIT THATS TIGHT WE'LL TAKE IT INSTEAD
[6:37 PM] frostitution: so they're driving in some sort of iraqi city and the guy is like THERE ARE REAL GANGSTERS HERE THEY OWN THE CITY and 50 is like SHIT THATS TIGHT YO
[6:37 PM] frostitution: so suddenly they get attacked and 50 is cappin bustas with an assault rifle
[6:37 PM] frostitution: and some chick runs out like a fucking ninja and takes the crystal skull and runs and 50 is like SHIT FUCK THAT BITCH and then the level starts

I need this

demi · « **Reply #39 on:** February 25, 2009, 07:54:18 PM »

This is like, the ultimate black game, Himuro

And it takes place in Iraq and has a bunch of Allah sounding names so you will feel right at home

drew · « **Reply #40 on:** February 25, 2009, 07:54:31 PM »

was that in irc?

demi · « **Reply #41 on:** February 25, 2009, 07:55:18 PM »

drew · « **Reply #42 on:** February 25, 2009, 07:56:17 PM »

:'(

missin all the fun

Brehvolution · « **Reply #43 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:00:06 PM »

This game sound looks crazy, and hilarious.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #44 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:01:32 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #45 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:02:42 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 25, 2009, 07:54:18 PM

This is like, the ultimate black game, Himuro

And it takes place in Iraq and has a bunch of Allah sounding names so you will feel right at home

Oh man

goty

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #46 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:03:23 PM »

X-Play is reviewing this right now.

And they liked it. They had to admit that it's actually fun.

"That bitch took my stuff!"

The original 50 Cent game is like the favorite game of so many of the little kids at my elementary school. I'm sure they'll eat this up, too. GOOD JOB PARENTS. smh

drew · « **Reply #47 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:03:29 PM »

ive read that comic 3 times and now im dizzy

demi · « **Reply #48 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:04:18 PM »

Oh, and in case you need to know, there are Subtitles, Himuro

drew · « **Reply #49 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:08:16 PM »

garrett is too much of a resifag to have the time and $ to play this until 2011 at least

Himu · « **Reply #50 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:11:17 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 25, 2009, 08:04:18 PM

Oh, and in case you need to know, there are Subtitles, Himuro

omfg

drew · « **Reply #51 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:12:52 PM »

i cant even watch the wire without subtitles

im sure this game is even worse than that

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:13:58 PM »

50 cent > star ocean 4

pilonv1 · « **Reply #53 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:15:16 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 25, 2009, 08:13:58 PM

50 cent > star ocean 4

obviously

pilonv1 · « **Reply #54 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:50:14 PM »

I got the last one at EB

Third · « **Reply #55 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:55:45 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 25, 2009, 06:50:57 PM

Quote from: Bebpo on February 25, 2009, 06:45:40 PM
Will buy when this is < $20. I don't have anywhere near me that rents games and I don't have a modded X360.

I use GameFly. Piracy is bad.

I know that's sarcasm. But both are bad for the industry. Only difference is that pirating is free and you can play the game sooner.

People who gamefly shouldn't complain about pirates.

Oh, and the game is very mediocre btw.

demi · « **Reply #56 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:56:37 PM »

Game is A+ material man. What's mediocre about pressing a button and having your character yell PUSSIES?

Oblivion · « **Reply #57 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:03:38 PM »

Is this how you honor your noble African liberating ancestors? By indulging in a negro simulator?

Third · « **Reply #58 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:08:48 PM »

Well, it's a bit better than the first fiddy game. But my backlog is huge, and I really don't have enough time to play or finish standard/average games like this anymore.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #59 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:33:13 PM »

this game sounds like the best thing ever

you niccas best not be wrong about this

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Author Topic: the OFFICIAL 50 Cent Blood on the Sands thread (Read 7413 times)