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lordmaji

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Grrr Vista Pisses me off.
« on: February 23, 2009, 07:00:11 PM »
Has anyone had to deal w/ Vista not producing sound? I have Realtek High Definition Audio on-board. Just installed Vista (I have no idea why, other then I couldn't find my XP disc) according to RealTek's site it's compatable w/ Vista. But apparently I still get no fucking sound. I upped to SP1, still nothing. Reinstalled Drivers several times now. Even called Microshit and they want to know my Mothers Maiden name, my childhood friends, my finger prints, and the size of my cock. so fuck them, hell no.

Anyways, according to Vista my mixer shows audio being played the little thingie bobs up and down when I play something, but yet nothing comes out of my speakers... Yes the shit is plugged in correctly. It all worked just fine before (XP) but apparently not on Vista. What a joke.

Anyone have this issue and had it resolved? Sorry if I sound a bit pissed off... I am though, I've been dicking w/ this pos for 3 and half days now. ugh. I've looked all over the place to find the correct answer, but apparently everyone fixes their issue some way that isn't helping me none. :P

Any help would be welcomed. I also hate other forums, so I figured my EB brothers/sisters can help me, instead of random dick snot from Ilovevistaitrocksmyballsallnightlong.ms.

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Re: Grrr Vista Pisses me off.
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2009, 07:31:52 PM »
did you download new drivers from the manufacturer's site, or just reinstall the ones you had?
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Re: Grrr Vista Pisses me off.
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009, 07:39:34 PM »
I had somebody have this exact thing. I will take a screenshot of what I did when I get to the house.
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 07:50:30 PM »
did you download new drivers from the manufacturer's site, or just reinstall the ones you had?

:lol Yeah, I downloaded the new drivers from the manufacturers site.

Link http://www.realtek.com.tw/downloads/downloadsCheck.aspx?Langid=1&PNid=24&PFid=24&Level=4&Conn=3&DownTypeID=3&GetDown=false#High%20Definition%20Audio%20Codecs

Yeahhh... Ugh.
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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2009, 07:56:11 PM »
Switch your OS language to Swedish... that should fix everything.

ACtually if you go into the mixer is something turned all the way down? An individual program.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2009, 07:58:02 PM by drozmight »
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lordmaji

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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2009, 09:01:29 PM »
I'd probably be easier if I took a few screen caps. Ok...






Looks like I have sound... yet, no sound. :P
« Last Edit: February 23, 2009, 09:10:51 PM by lordmaji »
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Re: Grrr Vista Pisses me off.
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2009, 09:31:02 PM »
Have you tried a complete uninstall from device manager for the audio and then reboot and let Vista re-install?

That may do the trick.
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Re: Grrr Vista Pisses me off.
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2009, 09:32:51 PM »
Have you tried a complete uninstall from device manager for the audio and then reboot and let Vista re-install?

That may do the trick.

Yep. I can try it again. But yeah I've done that.
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Re: Grrr Vista Pisses me off.
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2009, 09:35:53 PM »
Have you tried a complete uninstall from device manager for the audio and then reboot and let Vista re-install?

That may do the trick.

Yep. I can try it again. But yeah I've done that.

Hmm...

so it installs properly.

shows up as working properly.

still no sound.

Question: does your pc/laptop have a auto mute button on the keyboard? Its possible that is messed up and muting you when it is not supposed to.  But if T234 has seen this before and has a solution, maybe he will post it soon.
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2009, 09:58:56 PM »
On your fourth screencap, move the volume pane down a bit, and take another screencap.

Take a cap of the "stereo mix tab in the fourth screenshot too.

There is an option somewhere about auto equalizer or some such that is a check box.

Edit: not a driver issue in my experience.
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2009, 10:06:03 PM »




help?
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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2009, 10:08:44 PM »
cap device advance settings for me if you will.
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Re: Grrr Vista Pisses me off.
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2009, 10:09:12 PM »
sucks 2 be u
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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2009, 10:11:26 PM »


BM... it does suck. :P Vista runs nice and smooth on my system, but this audio issue will be the nail in the coffin for my vista experience. :P


oops
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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2009, 10:15:07 PM »
If I could physically touch your computer I could probably figure out the problem. If not I'd just fuck the shit out of it.
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« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2009, 10:16:43 PM »
If I could physically touch your computer I could probably figure out the problem. If not I'd just fuck the shit out of it.

Then it'd be SEXY TIME! :)
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« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2009, 10:17:18 PM »
gimme screens for sound effects, room correction and default format. With NOTHING IN THE WAY PLEASE

There is is option on the Realtek HD audio manager that is fucked, and basically I'm trying to find it through a proxy.
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lordmaji

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« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2009, 10:23:34 PM »





I really appreciate you trying to look into this for me.  :D
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« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2009, 10:27:15 PM »
Turn loudness equalization on as pictured in your first new screenshot.
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lordmaji

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« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2009, 10:35:15 PM »
I took a few w/ a few different configs. I did what you asked, but added a few more, hopefully it isn't confusing. :P


This is what you asked for correct?


Then I enabled the Digital Output.


Showing you the options from the Digital Output.



ugh indeed.
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« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2009, 10:43:39 PM »
did you try to mess with the bios audio settings?

i had to enable hdmi audio there to get sound from my hdmi (asus bios), i know this isn't really relevant but worth a try.

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« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2009, 10:45:58 PM »
I just fixed-up my sister's computer today.

Having to google to find out how not to have Dial-up Connection pop up every goddamn 5 seconds while even thinking about such an obsolete problem is making me haaaate.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2009, 10:49:42 PM by Mamacint »
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« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2009, 10:49:42 PM »
Check your speaker properties. Short of that, the only thing I can think is remote desktop.
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« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2009, 11:01:26 PM »
also, you could try plugging that speakers wire everywhere, just stick it in man.

lordmaji

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« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2009, 11:04:58 PM »
also, you could try plugging that speakers wire everywhere, just stick it in man.

I was told that & now 3 kids later... :P
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« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2009, 11:10:21 PM »
 :lol

btw, is your speaker volume set to max/on? not the pc volume, the speakers have knob/dongle for turning volume up and down.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2009, 11:12:42 PM by MCD »

lordmaji

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« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2009, 11:15:14 PM »
:lol

btw, is your speaker volume set to max/on? not the pc volume, the speakers have knob/dongle for turning volume up and down.

Yeah, I've kept it turned up just in case :P

T234 check your pm's pls.
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« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2009, 11:31:10 PM »
Try a set of headphones in the green jack your speakers are plugged in to. That will at least eliminate the speakers as the culprit.

Uncheck everything that says 'mute' next to it. :lol
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« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2009, 12:00:44 AM »
Try a set of headphones in the green jack your speakers are plugged in to. That will at least eliminate the speakers as the culprit.

Uncheck everything that says 'mute' next to it. :lol

:lol good call, I'll bring my headphones home from work tomorrow and scope it out.
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« Reply #29 on: February 24, 2009, 12:04:49 AM »
If you don't have Remote Desktop available (not everyone does), I recommend setting up WinVNC, or TightVNC for T234 to use to access ur box.

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« Reply #30 on: February 24, 2009, 12:43:45 AM »
he should be able to send a remote help invite regardless.

then he could also watch

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« Last Edit: February 24, 2009, 12:45:47 AM by drozmight »
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« Reply #31 on: February 24, 2009, 10:18:19 AM »
Maybe I could record myself saying sexy things and then you could play it and your comp will cum.   :-*
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« Reply #32 on: February 24, 2009, 10:46:41 AM »
Can you mute your sound through the keyboard? My computer has that and sometimes it gets bumped and mutes the sound.


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« Reply #33 on: February 24, 2009, 11:30:04 AM »
Can you mute your sound through the keyboard? My computer has that and sometimes it gets bumped and mutes the sound.



Yeah, but I know that isn't the issue. I dicked with that already. :P Plus anything like that touched on the comp automatically shows in windows.
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« Reply #34 on: February 24, 2009, 11:34:21 AM »
he should be able to send a remote help invite regardless.

then he could also watch

:hump

True, but I can see what people do to my pc via VNC too :)

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« Reply #35 on: February 24, 2009, 08:03:15 PM »
Soooo yeah... :P this is dumb. :lol
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« Reply #36 on: February 24, 2009, 08:04:39 PM »
did you get it sorted out?
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« Reply #37 on: February 24, 2009, 08:16:24 PM »
did you get it sorted out?

:lol nope. Still looking though.
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« Reply #38 on: February 24, 2009, 08:24:23 PM »
I had the same issue, but when I reboot - it goes away.  Vista functionality! :rock
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« Reply #39 on: February 24, 2009, 08:26:49 PM »
http://www.intel.com/support/motherboards/desktop/sb/CS-020642.htm#nosound

try these out man. They were gonna be the next few things I were going to tell you to do.
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« Reply #40 on: February 24, 2009, 08:37:18 PM »
http://www.intel.com/support/motherboards/desktop/sb/CS-020642.htm#nosound

try these out man. They were gonna be the next few things I were going to tell you to do.

I scope out my bios settings and see if anything has changed in there. I reformatted this comp from XP. I couldn't find my XP disc, all i could find is my vista disc. So... I installed Vista. It's pretty, but damn. This audio issue is pissing me off. I'm not sure how just installing Vista would change my Bios settings, but w/e it never hurts to try I guess.

Thing is... everything worked great in XP, just landed an annoying virus (never let your kids use your comp) and said ah fuck it. reformat.

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« Reply #41 on: February 24, 2009, 09:56:30 PM »
well... that didn't work :(
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« Reply #42 on: February 24, 2009, 10:10:21 PM »
Try the rest of that, I'm stoned as fuck
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« Reply #43 on: February 24, 2009, 10:32:46 PM »
Try the rest of that, I'm stoned as fuck

:lol fair enough brother. I wish I was, hell i'd probably figure it out if I was. :P

*edit* woot, I got it figured out. :)
« Last Edit: February 25, 2009, 08:05:28 PM by lordmaji »
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« Reply #44 on: February 25, 2009, 08:44:56 PM »
so ... what was the issue?
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« Reply #45 on: February 25, 2009, 11:26:46 PM »
so ... what was the issue?

...i don't want to talk to about it!

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« Reply #46 on: February 25, 2009, 11:38:42 PM »
How can checking the speakers not be one of the first things you do?

I did. Just not the very back behind my huge CRT and annoying desk. :P
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« Reply #47 on: February 26, 2009, 12:06:35 PM »
lol, and here we all were giving him tips thinking that had been checked  :lol
Teaches me to ignore basic troubleshooting procedures and assuming.  :lol
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« Reply #48 on: February 26, 2009, 12:25:12 PM »
lol, and here we all were giving him tips thinking that had been checked  :lol
Teaches me to ignore basic troubleshooting procedures and assuming.  :lol

Sounds like someone needs to learn a lesson and that requires spankings.   :-*

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« Reply #49 on: February 26, 2009, 12:29:28 PM »
lol, and here we all were giving him tips thinking that had been checked  :lol
Teaches me to ignore basic troubleshooting procedures and assuming.  :lol

Sounds like someone needs to learn a lesson and that requires spankings.   :-*

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« Reply #50 on: February 26, 2009, 01:36:02 PM »
lol, and here we all were giving him tips thinking that had been checked  :lol
Teaches me to ignore basic troubleshooting procedures and assuming.  :lol

Sounds like someone needs to learn a lesson and that requires spankings.   :-*

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Ganhyun I thought we had something special!  :yuck
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« Reply #51 on: February 26, 2009, 03:32:21 PM »
lol, and here we all were giving him tips thinking that had been checked  :lol
Teaches me to ignore basic troubleshooting procedures and assuming.  :lol

Sounds like someone needs to learn a lesson and that requires spankings.   :-*

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Ganhyun I thought we had something special!  :yuck


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« Reply #52 on: February 26, 2009, 03:46:01 PM »
Zero Hero vindicated!

What do I win?
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« Reply #53 on: February 26, 2009, 03:49:50 PM »
Zero Hero vindicated!

What do I win?

:bow Zero Hero :bow2

You win... well, Idaknow.
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« Reply #54 on: February 26, 2009, 03:52:23 PM »
I think you owe Microsoft an apology.
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« Reply #55 on: February 26, 2009, 04:26:35 PM »
I think you owe Microsoft an apology.

Maybe... BUT I think they owe me one for having me think that Vista is a pos... because it was/is... IMO I think it's pretty and runs just fine on my sys. But I built my sys about a year or so ago, so it should run it just fine. :P

Also, their tech support line is a joke and IE sucks asshole. :lol
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« Reply #56 on: February 27, 2009, 04:37:52 PM »
recursivelyenumerable is a google chrome user, you owe him an apology.   

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« Reply #57 on: February 27, 2009, 05:43:19 PM »
I mostly run Firefox (on Vista at work, Ubuntu at home), actually.  But I definitely prefer Vista to XP, at least with RAM >= 2GB.
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« Reply #58 on: February 27, 2009, 06:02:28 PM »
i owe you an apology.

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« Reply #59 on: February 27, 2009, 06:06:45 PM »
IE does suck tho
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