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Oblivion

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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #60 on: February 24, 2009, 06:47:29 PM »
His post right before the sales comparison:

horrible

Good thing it bombed. Hope Capcom learned their lesson.

When he said he hoped Capcom learned their lesson, did you think he meant the lesson about not making shitty games or by not making games for Wii period?

archie4208

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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #61 on: February 24, 2009, 06:49:19 PM »
buy a 360 oblivion

BobFromPikeCreek

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« Reply #62 on: February 24, 2009, 07:05:57 PM »
IGN gave it 6.9

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cool breeze

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« Reply #63 on: February 24, 2009, 09:38:15 PM »
this game is awful  :'(

I was hoping I could find some entertainment because of RE4 controls and a focus on shooting, but it's just trash.  First game in a long, long time I want to return.

BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #64 on: February 25, 2009, 03:05:48 AM »
[youtube=560,345]M7_R0AG4asg[/youtube]

More!
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« Reply #65 on: February 25, 2009, 03:37:07 AM »
I like how the guy in the video is trying to hit the zombies with the bat and keeps missing.   :lol

The idea of using RE4-style gun aiming is cool and all, but it just comes together so damned AWFUL.  Why didn't Capcom just develop a companion game to Resident Evil 5 using the RE4 engine?  Not necessarily a port, but a different game and story to alongside it.  I bet it would have sold better than this will.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2009, 03:38:51 AM by the lyte edge »
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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #66 on: February 25, 2009, 03:53:52 AM »
People complaining about how shitty a game is while simultaneously bitching about people not buying it.

Awesome work, EB.

demi, ban this prick
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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #67 on: February 25, 2009, 03:55:20 AM »
and what a fucking travesty Dead Rising Wii is, watch x amount of n-tards splooge on all over it.

waggle made it the game it couldve never been on x360
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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #68 on: February 25, 2009, 03:56:21 AM »
I like how the guy in the video is trying to hit the zombies with the bat and keeps missing.   :lol

The idea of using RE4-style gun aiming is cool and all, but it just comes together so damned AWFUL.  Why didn't Capcom just develop a companion game to Resident Evil 5 using the RE4 engine?  Not necessarily a port, but a different game and story to alongside it.  I bet it would have sold better than this will.

and it couldve been an ok game! fuck sales!
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« Reply #69 on: February 25, 2009, 06:40:34 AM »
Poor Oblivion. I'll explain.

Good thing it bombed because the game seems to be shit. Hope Capcom learns from this and tries to actually bring a good game on the Wii.

That's what I meant. Stop crying.

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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #70 on: February 25, 2009, 07:27:49 AM »
[youtube=560,345]M7_R0AG4asg[/youtube]

More!

Jesus, the mall is depressingly empty. 
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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #71 on: February 25, 2009, 07:56:18 AM »
Jesus, the mall is depressingly empty. 
I never realized that.  Maybe, just maybe, this is all intentional on Capcom's part.  Dead Rising on the 360 came out before the recession hit.  For the 2009 edition, it would better reflect the reality every nation and most malls face if they were now pruned of most of their inhabitants.

Maybe Capcom is trying to make a Dead Rising game that better reflects our more troubled economic times and thusly functions as a commentary on the soul and physical rotting of unchecked spending and commercialization.  That there are fewer "zombies" could mean that the old practice of propping up our economy by spending on services and luxury goods is yielding diminishing returns and as such is unsustainable, and less pervasive then in years past.

its all actually very clever on Capcom's part.  GOTY stuff really.

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« Reply #72 on: February 25, 2009, 08:03:54 AM »
And wow, you can't jump in this game.

I've never seen a more downgraded game before.

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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #73 on: February 25, 2009, 08:21:57 AM »
there arent convicts in this version

superior version confirmed
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« Reply #74 on: February 25, 2009, 08:42:50 AM »
No song in the courtyard and no convicts; just silence and one-hit-kill poodles and parrots.

You 'jump' by going to context sensitive locations on the map, then do the action command (Z + A) to jump over that one specific spot.  Normally you can't even walk, or jump, over a 1 foot bump in the ground.

Darunia

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« Reply #75 on: February 25, 2009, 08:47:38 AM »
sounds amazing

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« Reply #76 on: February 25, 2009, 09:03:03 AM »
9200 copies sold during first week in Japan.

OUCH

Still 9200 copies too much imo

Holy shit what a complete failure.

I want a dead rising game for DS.

You're asking for more trouble. :lol

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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #77 on: February 25, 2009, 09:21:49 AM »
360 outsells Wii thanks to a real game.

Did it really?  I never follow that crap.
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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #78 on: February 25, 2009, 09:23:47 AM »
You know, I feel kind of bad about starting that "Capcom is the most awesome pub/dev" thread the other day now.
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archie4208

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« Reply #79 on: February 25, 2009, 09:48:01 AM »
You know, I feel kind of bad about starting that "Capcom is the most awesome pub/dev" thread the other day now.

Even the best companies have missteps every now and then.

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« Reply #80 on: February 25, 2009, 09:52:38 AM »
Just played the game for a few minutes. Total shit.  :lol

The graphics are horrible and zombies pop up in front of you. And no camera control wtf?

I totally wasted a DVD-r

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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #81 on: February 25, 2009, 10:45:55 AM »
there arent convicts in this version

superior version confirmed

da fuck?

wasnt that one of the features that made the game interesting?
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demi

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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #82 on: February 25, 2009, 10:51:17 AM »
The convicts were pretty frustrating, until you unlocked the bathroom shortcut
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Darunia

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« Reply #83 on: February 25, 2009, 10:56:54 AM »
no

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« Reply #84 on: February 25, 2009, 11:43:25 AM »
I've only encountered them twice. I've beat them once in the beginning and once half-through the game.
They're not so hard. Just kill the one standing behind the turrent. Take the turrent and kill the rest.

cool breeze

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« Reply #85 on: February 25, 2009, 12:21:31 PM »
Holy shit, Swaggaz you bought this game? :lol

:cry

Part of it was to see if it would be hilariously bad; the other was to find enjoyment from the RE4 controls.  I haven't found entertainment either way.  First game since Spider-Man 3 on the PS3 I'm returning.  This game also is the reason why I'm signing up for Gamefly in the next week.  It made me realize that my standards are actually higher than expected; this is coming from someone who thought Spider-Man Web of Shadows was a worthwhile buy.  Most depressing game I've played in a long, long time.  Don't buy it.  Not even the "ignorance is bliss" approach to gaming will save you here.  It's a bad version of Dead Rising and it's a bad game on its own.

:bow Capcom :bow2

Announcing the sequel for the 360 before seeing if this shit-port would sell better or not.

And there are four big positives with the game: 1) proves more power doesn't just mean better graphics; 2) improves Dead Rising shooting controls (and ruins the far superior 360 melee in the process.) ok, that's actually more of a negative; 3) makes me want to play Dead Rising on the 360, again; 4) finally convinced me to get Gamefly.

 


demi

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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #86 on: February 25, 2009, 12:43:43 PM »
You actually said this improves something, lol

Sorry, as #1 Dead Rising fan, that is pretty much wrong
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« Reply #87 on: February 25, 2009, 12:58:56 PM »
I think there's only one ntard at ngaf who likes the game.

He's all "but if you don't compare it with the X360 version, it's pretty good!"

What a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Why shouldn't they be comparable? Someone who already played the X360 version should NEVER play this game for longer than 10 minutes.
And that's exacly what I did. The whole experience is such a downgrade. DR Wii is bad game on its own, but after you've played the X360 version, it gets worse..


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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #88 on: February 25, 2009, 02:43:55 PM »
Swaggaz just wanted to contribute to future "kusoge" topics.  I think I spelled that wrong.

I think you have too much money to burn.
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cool breeze

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« Reply #89 on: February 25, 2009, 04:26:59 PM »
You actually said this improves something, lol

Sorry, as #1 Dead Rising fan, that is pretty much wrong

nah, it does improve on shooting.  But if you didn't play Dead Rising, you'd know that you never need to shoot a gun because melee is fuckawesome ripping out guts and climbing on zombies n' shit.  They take away all the awesome melee, put better combat, and the result is a negative from a positive plus a super negative.  The shooting controls are RE4 Wii if they had the only two weak points on a zombie being the Head and Everything else, then took away all the satisfaction of shooting/hitting an enemy.  In RE4 there was a great crunch when you blew someones head off, here the head pops off without a sound at times; other times you'd shoot an enemy and he'd die without any real idea why.  The worst is probably the explosions, which just have zombies go from standing vertical to laying on the ground dead.  Sometimes using the Katana won't even cut an enemy, yet they'd still die.

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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #90 on: February 25, 2009, 04:41:30 PM »
Dear Capcom,

What's up?  How are you doing?  I wanted to talk to you about Dead Rising on Wii.

You release this shit but don't localize the Sengoku Basara 2/Heroes double pack and/or Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom for the U.S.?  Two AWESOME Wii games? 

What the fuck?

But I still love you for Street Fighter IV, (Just cut out the DLC unlock key costumes next time) Bionic Commando, Lost Planet 2, Dead Rising 2, and Resident Evil 5.  Plus it's the Wii and who really gives a shit, amirite?  If it means some added revenue to fund the previously-mentioned titles, s'okay I guess. 

Your pal,

the lyte edge
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« Reply #91 on: February 25, 2009, 05:42:07 PM »
co-signed  :-*

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« Reply #92 on: February 25, 2009, 05:51:13 PM »
 :lol

Dead Rising - Zombies = Dead Rising Wii Edition

Hopefully it has all play fun for everyone.

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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #93 on: February 25, 2009, 06:05:14 PM »
Dead Rising Wii needs to be taken out behind the woodshed and put down like Old Yeller. Except gamers are the ones suffering...
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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #94 on: February 25, 2009, 09:34:04 PM »
:bow NiGHTs JoD :bow2

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Darunia

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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #96 on: February 28, 2009, 06:13:19 AM »
no mannequin torso in CTYD? fail

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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #97 on: February 28, 2009, 12:55:53 PM »
360/wii version comparsion video

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/46164.html?type=flv

 :lol


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« Reply #98 on: February 28, 2009, 01:17:17 PM »
no mannequin torso in CTYD? fail

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« Reply #99 on: February 28, 2009, 04:54:01 PM »
:lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #100 on: February 28, 2009, 08:34:21 PM »
"I don't have time to go for a joyride"

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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #101 on: February 28, 2009, 10:34:54 PM »
In watching that video, the graphics really aren't all that bad. Certainly not bad enough to make me feel bad about playing it, if I hadn't already played the original. The major problem is the almost complete lack of zombies, which completely breaks the whole game. There's absolutely no danger at all, you just wander aimlessly and sometimes chase down a zombie and hit it with something. How did Capcom think dropping the zombie count that low was going to work?
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« Reply #102 on: March 01, 2009, 02:11:29 PM »
Difficulty isn't exactly a concern with the Wii audience.
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Re: more hilarious Dead Rising wii footage
« Reply #103 on: March 01, 2009, 02:20:44 PM »
Difficulty isn't exactly a concern with the Wii audience.

There's a difference between low difficulty and no challenge at all and this definitely looks like the latter.
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