Author Topic: Do You Have Bibical Morals? (Read 1407 times)

Eric P · « **on:** February 24, 2009, 12:25:15 PM »

http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_have_biblical_morals

Diunx · « **Reply #1 on:** February 24, 2009, 12:59:49 PM »

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Your morality is 69% in line with that of the bible.

Mormons annihilated.

Eric P · « **Reply #2 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:03:24 PM »

Tieno · « **Reply #3 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:08:21 PM »

Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

:'(

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:08:37 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 24, 2009, 01:03:24 PM

0%

same.

:'( :'( :'(

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:13:56 PM »

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #6 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:15:36 PM »

31%....

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:27:27 PM »

Sounds suspiciously like Old Testament biblical morals.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:37:01 PM »

Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:41:14 PM »

Oh, okay I get it. I thought this was how well you act based on faith, not if you act is badly as the people in the bible.

Robo · « **Reply #10 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:43:13 PM »

That bird blood thing works, for real.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:49:49 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on February 24, 2009, 01:41:14 PM

Oh, okay I get it. I thought this was how well you act based on faith, not if you act is badly as the people in the bible.

Don't sell yourself short, incest was pretty big in the bible.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:57:13 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on February 24, 2009, 01:49:49 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on February 24, 2009, 01:41:14 PM
Oh, okay I get it. I thought this was how well you act based on faith, not if you act is badly as the people in the bible.

Don't sell yourself short, incest was pretty big in the bible.

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recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #13 on:** February 24, 2009, 02:36:44 PM »

haha, there's a fair amount they could have put in but didn't.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #14 on:** February 24, 2009, 05:36:33 PM »

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Your wife comes to your aid, grabs your opponent by the testicles, and pulls him off of you.

Awesome test. I got a 0%.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #15 on:** February 24, 2009, 09:32:32 PM »

Hahaha 0%.

13. John Bobbit, who’s wife famously cut off his penis, is looking to join your church. Should he be allowed in?
Yes, of course, God welcomes all.
No, his penis was cut off.
I don’t know. His penis was cut off, but he did have it reattached.

BlackMage · « **Reply #16 on:** February 24, 2009, 10:18:27 PM »

what how did all you fuckers get 0%? I got 8

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #17 on:** February 25, 2009, 06:56:00 AM »

100%

It was pretty obvious what the answers according to the bible would be so I just ran with it

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** February 25, 2009, 07:47:15 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on February 25, 2009, 07:03:28 AM

Quote from: BlackMage on February 24, 2009, 10:18:27 PM
what how did all you fuckers get 0%? I got 8
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I got 8% too.

I bet it's cause we think slavery is worse then rape.

Nope, try again. I answered that way too and I got 0%.

Tieno · « **Reply #19 on:** February 25, 2009, 10:56:34 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on February 25, 2009, 07:03:28 AM

Quote from: BlackMage on February 24, 2009, 10:18:27 PM
what how did all you fuckers get 0%? I got 8
#

I got 8% too.

I bet it's cause we think slavery is worse then rape.

Nope, I'm 0% and also put in slavery worse than rape.

smh @ kosma's biblical morals

Robo · « **Reply #20 on:** February 25, 2009, 11:55:10 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on February 25, 2009, 11:46:58 AM

Quote from: Green Man on February 25, 2009, 11:43:58 AM
Quote from: Kosma on February 25, 2009, 11:18:01 AM
wtf, who can solve this mistery?

How did you answer?

Protect your guests and call the police.

None. Slavery is inherently wrong.

The wife and children go free as well, as it is important to keep families together.

None, but you should be put in prison.

Slavery.

Commend her on her work ethic and sacrifice of her weekends so that she can better care for her children.

Explain to your children about the technique of “cold reading” (speaking in generalizations until the subject gives some feedback, and then run with it.)

Bring them a nice housewarming gift.

Apologize to your wife for getting so drunk and thank her for saving your sorry ass.

By treating all people, including atheists, with kindness and courtesy.

I don’t know. His penis was cut off, but he did have it reattached.

It's this one. smistery ovled.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #21 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:32:42 PM »

0%

I'm glad to have expelled the Bible from my morals. Now I can actually be a decent person.

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Author Topic: Do You Have Bibical Morals? (Read 1407 times)